• Technocracy: The Full Digitization of Everything, And Then Some

    The world is sleep-walking into its own demise, driven by its own desire for convenience and self-indulgent addiction. The global trap is set, primed for the enslavement of humanity. Is this the future you want? Or do you want to reclaim your humanity and reject the Technocratic tyranny? ⁃ TN Editor
    What if we were really at the point where the arrow indicates on the bar-code cartoon below? Or, it could be much worse, we could already be just a tiny little speck on the all-encroach
  • Microsoft extends the Outlook naughty step with two more file types

    Microsoft extends the Outlook naughty step with two more file types
    Microsoft is adding two extra file types to its Outlook block list to strengthen security. The file types are .msix and .msixbundle, used for Windows application packages and bundles. The change affects New Outlook for Windows and Outlook on the Web in Exchange Online. By default, users of the affected clients will no longer be able to download or open attachments with these extensions, which is no bad thing because blindly installing a malicious .msix package could compromise a device. That sai
  • US Households Pay 62% More For Water Than They Did A Decade Ago

    US Households Pay 62% More For Water Than They Did A Decade Ago
    Technocracy seeks to control all resources, especially those required for life itself: water, energy, food, and air. Now the UN has declared the world bankrupt of water, the language of which requires a receiver to oversee the proceedings. Yet humongous data centers get a free pass on both energy and water, as AI is set to take over metering of those same resources. ⁃ Patrick Wood, Editor.US households are paying 62% more for drinking water than they did a decade ago – outpacing
  • Classic Outlook clings to stale search results as Microsoft works on a fix

    Classic Outlook clings to stale search results as Microsoft works on a fix
    Microsoft is very keen for Outlook users to ditch the classic version in favor of the new one, and a search bug isn't helping the old client's cause. Results can fail to update after mailbox items are moved or changed, with Microsoft's workaround sending affected users back to Windows Desktop Search. Microsoft has acknowledged the problem. When users move an item from the search results to another folder, it remains listed and produces an error when clicked. Changes to categories or read/unread
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  • Zombie instructions on carefully constructed web pages could trick GitHub Copilot CLI into sharing secrets

    Zombie instructions on carefully constructed web pages could trick GitHub Copilot CLI into sharing secrets
    GitHub Copilot CLI may reveal developer secrets if it comes across instructions that tell it to do so, depending on the underlying model. The coding agent tool was flagged earlier this year for being susceptible to indirect prompt injection. That's when a model ingests text from a source other than the user that directs it to take some action outside the scope of its intended function. This is more of the same, with a twist. According to security researchers at Adversa AI, GitHub Copilot CLI suf
  • Asos app delivers a data leak threat instead of fast fashion

    Asos app delivers a data leak threat instead of fast fashion
    Asos customers have reported receiving a rogue app notification claiming the online clothing retailer's Snowflake instance has been compromised and threatening to leak data. The notification included a link to a Telegram channel named "Xuanye Wen Gateway" and addressed Asos's data protection officer and IT team. "Dear ASOS DPO and IT, we have fully compromised the Snowflake instance. Engage with us, or we will leak it," it says. The Register has asked Asos and Snowflake to comment. The notificat
  • Denmark's ID register spills more people's details than the country has residents

    Denmark's ID register spills more people's details than the country has residents
    An unauthorized party abused a private Danish company's legitimate access to the country's Central Population Register (CPR), exposing names, addresses, identification numbers, and other personal information about approximately 8.8 million people. The CPR administration said in a statement [PDF] that it became aware on October 2 of irregular activity during September and established the scale of the breach over the weekend. In a TV interview last night, digitization minister Christina Egelund sa
  • Atos lands £350M beat keeping Met Police applications running

    Atos lands £350M beat keeping Met Police applications running
    The UK's largest police force has awarded French outsourcer Atos a six-year contract worth up to £350 million to manage and secure applications. Atos will provide service management, application management, and application security for the Metropolitan Police Service in London. The deal is intended to support the Met's ongoing modernization and simplification of its applications. Met Police digital product delivery director Jamie Hewitt said: "Our collaboration with Atos will provide a sta
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  • KPMG tells staff facing the axe: Here's £100, now zip it

    KPMG tells staff facing the axe: Here's £100, now zip it
    KPMG has offered staff facing redundancy £100 to waive their legal rights to appeal or to bring claims over the loss of their job, according to sources. As The Register revealed last month, the consultancy is laying off around 4 percent of the workforce in the UK, equating to some 200 humans being forced to look for new employment in an uncertain job market before Christmas.Staff within the AI, Cyber, SAP, and Testing teams are at the sharp end of the corporate job cutting exercise.On Octo
  • Only the finest Swedish Bork will do for Stockholm station

    Only the finest Swedish Bork will do for Stockholm station
    Sweden is the home of bork, and what better way to mark it than with a huge example of digital signage that shows a GRUB message instead of an ad? Spotted by eagle-eyed Register reader Alexander, the GRUB in question is sadly not the delicious meatballs for which a well-known Swedish furniture maker is famed, but rather the bootloader familiar to Linux fans, usually when something is working as it should (since we can't imagine much call for selecting from multiple operating systems in the world
  • OpenAI rolls out weak sauce watermarking for AI text

    OpenAI rolls out weak sauce watermarking for AI text
    OpenAI is now offering API customers the option to watermark the output of certain models in order to comply with the letter of Europe's AI Act. And within a few weeks, the biz plans to apply a form of digital watermarking – like it or not – to eligible ChatGPT and Codex text output in the European Union. But unlike rival Anthropic, it isn't applying its watermarking technique to content generated outside of Europe, though API customers can choose to have the marks applied to content
  • Scientists find planet made on new matter recipe, and it formed after a Red Giant ate a solar system

    Scientists find planet made on new matter recipe, and it formed after a Red Giant ate a solar system
    When yellow dwarf stars like our sun die, they swell to an enormous size and destroy their inner planets by either crushing them with massive gravity or evaporating them with astounding heat. While these suns later settle down to become a white dwarf, the process is nearly always game over for planets in an inner solar system. Or maybe not, according to a paper published on Monday titled “Discovery of a second-generation planet candidate accreting onto a white dwarf.” As explained by
  • Atlassian warns of critical file access flaw in its datacenter products

    Atlassian warns of critical file access flaw in its datacenter products
    Atlassian has told its users to patch its datacenter products, pronto, to prevent attackers accessing their files. The Australian collaborationware company on Monday sent users an email that opens with the words “Action required” and points to a security bulletin that explains CVE-2026-21589. The 9.3-rated arbitrary file access vulnerability is present in the datacenter versions of its Bitbucket, Confluence, Jira Service Management, Jira Software, Bamboo, Crowd, Crucible, and Fisheye
  • AI Is Creating “Doom Loops” All Over the Economy

    AI Is Creating “Doom Loops” All Over the Economy
    Technocrats are stealing the world’s data for their own AI training advantage, while killing the golden goose in the process, as this article makes clear. That lack of ethics and morality is seen everywhere in the world of Technocracy. For instance, read the Crucible of Tokens to learn about the biggest heist of private property in world history. They have no conscience about doing anything wrong, and that is the problem. Read up on psychopathy! ⁃ Patrick Wood, Editor.Recently unreda
  • Security researcher claims to they found KVM guest-host escape flaw

    Security researcher claims to they found KVM guest-host escape flaw
    Linux KVM, the hypervisor favoured by hyperscale clouds, apparently has a full VM escape bug. That nasty news came from security researcher Paulos Yibelo, who on X shared a screenshot of a bug bounty award he won for discovering what he described as “Full VM escape zeroday (guest>host root in industry standard hypervisors)!” The bug bounty Yibelo participated in is run by Vercel, a company that provides MicroVMs as sandboxes for AI agents to work inside. The company’s Sandbo
  • Security researcher claims they found KVM guest-host escape flaw

    Security researcher claims they found KVM guest-host escape flaw
    Linux KVM, the hypervisor favoured by hyperscale clouds, apparently has a full VM escape bug. That nasty news came from security researcher Paulos Yibelo, who on X shared a screenshot of a bug bounty award he won for discovering what he described as “Full VM escape zeroday (guest>host root in industry standard hypervisors)!” The bug bounty Yibelo participated in is run by Vercel, a company that provides MicroVMs as sandboxes for AI agents to work inside. The company’s Sandbo
  • Schneider Electric drops $22.6B on PTC as datacenter boom rains money on infra companies

    Schneider Electric drops $22.6B on PTC as datacenter boom rains money on infra companies
    Schneider Electric's market cap has more than doubled in the past four years as the AI boom has driven unprecedented demand for datacenter power and cooling infrastructure. Now the French multinational is cashing in on its good fortunes to cement its place as a key provider of industrial power and datacenter infrastructure with the $22.6 billion acquisition of American industrial software company PTC. Founded in 1985, PTC made a name for itself developing software for computer-aided design, plus
  • Citrix NetScaler security snafus get even worse amid more 0-day reports

    Citrix NetScaler security snafus get even worse amid more 0-day reports
    The attackers just keep coming after Citrix NetScaler appliances, as both the feds and private security researchers warn that someone found - and has already exploited - yet another Citrix bug before it had a patch. This latest vulnerability, tracked as CVE-2026-88779, is a memory overflow bug that leads to denial of service attacks. It only affects NetScaler ADC and Gateway appliances configured as a SAML (Security Assertion Markup Language) service provider or identity provider, used for singl
  • Self-proclaimed 'Prophet of Doom' warned of 'future pandemic' just days before Russian lab worker died of the plague

    Self-proclaimed 'Prophet of Doom' warned of 'future pandemic' just days before Russian lab worker died of the plague
    A self-proclaimed psychic has been thrust back into the spotlight over his warning about a future pandemic just days before reports of a suspected plague case in Russia surfaced.
  • Cohere offers to put agents in lockdown mode with strict ACLs

    Cohere offers to put agents in lockdown mode with strict ACLs
    While OpenAI and Anthropic stoke fears over rogue agents, Canadian model dev Cohere promises enterprises a safer and more consistent experience. On Monday, the company said it revamped its North agent harness, which launched early last year, to improve collaboration, access control, token spend, and overall security of the platform. As you'd expect from an enterprise focused agent framework, Cohere's North 2 is designed to tie into existing knowledge bases and SaaS apps in order to automate vari
  • Get rid of Apple's AI bloatware and reclaim 12 GB of storage with this open source tool

    Get rid of Apple's AI bloatware and reclaim 12 GB of storage with this open source tool
    Apple’s attempt to integrate AI into its various operating systems hasn’t been entirely well received, nor has the decision to make Apple Intelligence increasingly difficult to disable completely. Thankfully, the open source community has come to the rescue. A recently released open source tool called RemoveMacAI does pretty much exactly what it says on the GitHub-hosted tin: Aggressively rips Apple Intelligence out of macOS, disabling most of its AI features and removing downloaded
  • FBI confirms 'multiple' arrests related to ShinyHunters hack

    FBI confirms 'multiple' arrests related to ShinyHunters hack
    The FBI and law enforcement partners have arrested “multiple” suspects as part of an investigation into a September hack allegedly involving data-theft-and-extortion group ShinyHunters, the bureau told The Register. “The bureau continues to aggressively investigate the recent cyber incident allegedly involving ShinyHunters, having already worked with partners to arrest multiple subjects and we will spare no resource in bringing each of the responsible individuals to justice,&rd
  • Windows 11 26H2 blighted by new audio issue

    Windows 11 26H2 blighted by new audio issue
    Microsoft Windows 11 26H2 has arrived, and, unfortunately, it's already picked up a known audio issue within weeks of release. The glitch also affects Windows 11 25H2 and 24H2, which share the same code branch. It relates to decoding AC-3 (Dolby Digital) audio and can cause the application using the decoder to crash abruptly or fail to start at all. Identified after the September 22 Windows update, the issue mostly impacts older applications, according to Microsoft. "Many modern applications do
  • Hurricane trackers eyeing storm in the Gulf with possible US impacts in just DAYS

    Hurricane trackers eyeing storm in the Gulf with possible US impacts in just DAYS
    Alerts have already been issued to millions as a potential flood-causing tropical storm forms right off the Gulf Coast.
  • Altman-backed Volantis reveals plan to vault the memory wall by baking photonics into AI accelerators

    Altman-backed Volantis reveals plan to vault the memory wall by baking photonics into AI accelerators
    Sam Altman-backed AI chip startup Volantis has a plan to break through the memory wall using light, and this time it's not just an IP play. Founded in 2022, the San Francisco-based startup is developing an AI accelerator that will use a photonic interposer to dramatically increase memory bandwidth without compromising on capacity. Volantis believes it can pack upwards of 10 TB of memory at speeds up to 240 TB/s onto a single massive package. This, it claims, should be enough to serve a 20 trilli
  • James Acaster could be the last person standing on Celebrity Traitors, psychologist says - because we're hardwired to trust funny people

    James Acaster could be the last person standing on Celebrity Traitors, psychologist says - because we're hardwired to trust funny people
    Comedians have a habit of making people laugh - but they may also have a knack for getting away with murder.
  • OpenAI to flood your eyeballs with visual ads

    OpenAI to flood your eyeballs with visual ads
    After adding text-based ads to its chatbot earlier this year, OpenAI announced on Monday that it was adding a new “visual ad format” to ChatGPT, which is precisely what it sounds like: Visual ads, like so much of the advertising content online, will now be part of the ChatGPT experience. OpenAI will initially test these ads during image generation. “Through images showing product inspiration, product usage, or the experiences they make possible, people can discover a new brand,
  • Debian's latest kernel security update has 1,313 reasons to patch

    Debian's latest kernel security update has 1,313 reasons to patch
    The age of LLM-assisted security vulnerability discovery is really starting to bite. Debian's latest Linux kernel security update comes with a formidable reading list of 1,313 CVE identifiers. The DSA-6528-1 Linux security advisory, published on September 29, covers kernel package version 6.12.111-1 for Debian 13, codenamed Trixie. Debian 13.7 was released on September 12, before upstream kernel 6.12.111 arrived nine days later. The Debian security tracker links to descriptions of the individual
  • The question you would ask HPE and NVIDIA if nobody was recording

    The question you would ask HPE and NVIDIA if nobody was recording
    There is a question about AI data sovereignty you would ask HPE or NVIDIA if nobody was recording. It is usually specific to your own workload and your own regulator, and it usually ends with whether the sovereign option on the slide survives contact with a procurement team. On Thursday 29 October you can ask it. The Register is hosting a dinner in Washington with HPE and NVIDIA, our editor-in-chief Matt Rosoff in the chair, and nothing said on the record. HPE sends Thierry Pienaar, HPE Fellow a
  • FBI warns of new scam using real agents' names and spoofed government phone numbers

    FBI warns of new scam using real agents' names and spoofed government phone numbers
    The FBI has issued an urgent warning to Americans with a phone about scams that have tricked victims into handing over more than $1.6 billion.

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