• My wife has put me in the Doge house | Brief letters

    Department of Government Efficiency | White House media | Dictators | Winston Churchill | Trump in Ukraine | Come again?My wife has just said that unless I can give her a list of five accomplishments I’ve achieved last week I can forget lunch; a non-response and I’m out of here (Kash Patel tells FBI staff to ignore Elon Musk request to list their achievements, 23 February).
    John Bailey
    St Albans, Hertfordshire• Perhaps MI6 could smuggle copies of the Guardian into the White Hous

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