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• Daniel Ricciardo replaces Nyck de Vries in show of ruthlessness from Red Bull - The Guardian

  11-07-2023 23:43
  Daniel Ricciardo replaces Nyck de Vries in show of ruthlessness from Red Bull  The GuardianDaniel Ricciardo: Australian replaces Nyck de Vries at Alpha Tauri in F1 return  BBCDaniel Ricciardo Is Risking It All for a Utopian Ending That Will Never Come  The SportsrushDaniel Ricciardo shock return to F1; Zelenskyy slams 'absurd' NATO call | 9 News Australia  9 News AustraliaAll the mid-season driver swaps Red Bull have made in their F1 history  Pla
  
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• Hunt orders ministers to find £2bn savings for public sector pay rises - Financial Times

  11-07-2023 23:38
  
  Hunt orders ministers to find £2bn savings for public sector pay rises  Financial TimesNo extra money for public sector pay rises, Jeremy Hunt tells ministers  The GuardianSunak: No decision yet on public sector pay rises  BBCOnly growth can sustain higher pay  The TelegraphView Full coverage on Google News
  
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• Zayn Malik Says Daughter Khai Has Brought 'Color' Back Into His Life - Access Hollywood

  11-07-2023 23:32
  
  Zayn Malik Says Daughter Khai Has Brought 'Color' Back Into His Life  Access HollywoodZayn Malik shares rare comment about raising his and ex Gigi Hadid's daughter  The IndependentZayn Malik gives rare insight to fatherhood in first interview for six years  Daily MailZayn Malik credits daughter for 'bringing colour back to his life' amid fatherhood  The MirrorZayn Malik's first interview in six years teased by Call Her Daddy podcast  The Independ
  
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• "I know him better" Jannik Sinner looks ahead to REMATCH against Djokovic | Wimbledon 2023 - Wimbledon

  11-07-2023 23:15
  
  "I know him better" Jannik Sinner looks ahead to REMATCH against Djokovic | Wimbledon 2023  WimbledonJannik Sinner hails ‘sacrifices’ as victory over Safiullin sets up Djokovic rematch  The GuardianItalian star Jannik Sinner storms Wimbledon semi-final as he sees off Russian Roman Safiullin  Daily MailWho is Jannik Sinner’s girlfriend Maria Braccini?...  The Sun“I'm much stronger” - Jannik Sinner  Tennis MajorsView F
  
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• BBC presenter: What is the evidence?

  11-07-2023 23:11 via bbc.co.uk
  
  Ros Atkins examines four questions that relate to the initial Sun newspaper allegations.
  
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• BBC presenter row: Key questions remain for corporation and The Sun - BBC

  11-07-2023 23:03
  
  BBC presenter row: Key questions remain for corporation and The Sun  BBCBBC director-general Tim Davie defends delay in putting allegations to presenter  Guardian NewsBBC should have flagged any complaint of sexual nature to safeguarding and child protection team  The TelegraphOne scandal after another but don't write off BBC boss just yet  Evening StandardBBC boss admits incident is ‘clearly damaging’ but defends delay in putting allegations t
  
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• What is behind Turkish President Erdogan's NATO U-turn? - DW (English)

  11-07-2023 22:22
  What is behind Turkish President Erdogan's NATO U-turn?  DW (English)View Full coverage on Google News
  
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• Sats attainment in English primary schools still below pre-Covid levels - The Guardian

  11-07-2023 22:03
  Sats attainment in English primary schools still below pre-Covid levels  The GuardianView Full coverage on Google News
  
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• Manson family murderer Leslie Van Houten released from jail after over 50 years - The Mirror

  11-07-2023 21:58
  
  Manson family murderer Leslie Van Houten released from jail after over 50 years  The MirrorView Full coverage on Google News
  
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• Boy, 15, charged after teacher stabbed at Tewkesbury school released from hospital - LBC

  11-07-2023 21:55
  
  Boy, 15, charged after teacher stabbed at Tewkesbury school released from hospital  LBCTewkesbury school: Boy charged over teacher stabbing  BBCTewkesbury school stabbing: Teacher Jamie Sansom recovering well  BBCTeacher stabbed at Tewkesbury school recovering as boy remains in custody - Latest From ITV News  ITV News15-year-old charged with attempted wounding with intent after school stabbing - Latest From ITV News  ITV NewsView Full coverage on
  
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• Nato summit: Allies refuse to give Ukraine timeframe on joining - BBC

  11-07-2023 21:26
  
  Nato summit: Allies refuse to give Ukraine timeframe on joining  BBCView Full coverage on Google News
  
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• RECAP: 'Seven police cars' outside Stoke-on-Trent school as road blocked - Stoke-on-Trent Live

  11-07-2023 21:16
  
  RECAP: 'Seven police cars' outside Stoke-on-Trent school as road blocked  Stoke-on-Trent LiveView Full coverage on Google News
  
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• Harry Kane's private thoughts on Tottenham stay ahead of showdown Ange Postecoglou talks - The Mirror

  11-07-2023 21:02
  Harry Kane's private thoughts on Tottenham stay ahead of showdown Ange Postecoglou talks  The MirrorShould Tottenham CASH IN on Kane? Jason Cundy & Jamie O'Hara debate Kane's future!  talkSPORTMurtough could be plotting Man Utd masterstroke over Harry Kane  United In Focus - Manchester United FC NewsHarry Kane: PSG topple Bayern with mouthwatering Tottenham swap offer that will surely tempt Postecoglou  TEAMtalkBayern Munich's seven-player £124m
  
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• Back To Bakhmut: The Ukrainian Forces Trying To Trap Russian Troops In A Ruined City - Radio Free Europe / Radio Liberty

  11-07-2023 20:44
  
  Back To Bakhmut: The Ukrainian Forces Trying To Trap Russian Troops In A Ruined City  Radio Free Europe / Radio LibertyHow many losses has Russia suffered in Ukraine?  The IndependentRussia says it struck Ukrainian forces near Bakhmut | Russia-Ukraine War LIVE | WION LIVE  WIONHow many Russian soldiers have been killed in Ukraine?  The EconomistMonday, July 10. Russia’s War On Ukraine: News And Information From Ukraine  ForbesView Full cove
  
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• Senior Tories attack illegal migration bill as Lords amendments overturned - The Guardian

  11-07-2023 20:23
  Senior Tories attack illegal migration bill as Lords amendments overturned  The GuardianMigration bill: Senior Tories rebel as MPs reject changes  BBCSenior Tory MPs rebel on Illegal Migration Bill votes as further concessions urged  The IndependentMy trafficker is behind bars, but if the UK’s new migration bill passes, my story would have ended very differently  The GuardianTheresa May: illegal migration bill will 'consign more people to slavery'&nb
  
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• Pack of Wotsits used to rescue missing parrot - BBC

  11-07-2023 20:16
  
  Pack of Wotsits used to rescue missing parrot  BBCView Full coverage on Google News
  
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• Elon Musk's Tesla poised to launch British household electricity supplier - The Telegraph

  11-07-2023 19:57
  
  Elon Musk's Tesla poised to launch British household electricity supplier  The TelegraphTesla to sell electricity in Britain  The TimesTesla Plans to Sell Electricity to Homes in the United Kingdom - TeslaNorth.com  Tesla NorthTesla Electric is preparing to expand in the UK  Electrek.coTesla Electric preparing to expand to the UK, reveals job posting  Drive Tesla CanadaView Full coverage on Google News
  
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• Man jailed for killing 39 people found in lorry after they paid for 'VIP' smuggling - The Independent

  11-07-2023 19:22
  
  Man jailed for killing 39 people found in lorry after they paid for 'VIP' smuggling  The IndependentEssex lorry deaths: Marius Draghici jailed for more than 12 years  BBCRomanian people smuggler jailed for manslaughter of 39 Essex lorry migrants  Sky NewsGrays: Trafficker sentenced to 12 years in jail  Essex PoliceEssex lorry deaths: Man jailed over manslaughter of 39 migrants  BBCView Full coverage on Google News
  
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• One million Brits to get vaccine for killer virus found living in 90% of us - The Mirror

  11-07-2023 19:21
  One million Brits to get vaccine for killer virus found living in 90% of us  The MirrorView Full coverage on Google News
  
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• Wimbledon quarter-finals: Rublev v Djokovic, Sinner v Safiullin – live

  11-07-2023 18:53 via theguardian.com
  
  Svitolina stuns Swiatek to reach semi-final as wildcardVondrousova fights back to eliminate Pegula in thrillerEmail Daniel with any thoughts | Tweet @danielgallanPegula and Vondrousova have just come out on No 1 Court. Both look very focused, this is new ground for both of them. Neither has ever made it past the Wimbledon third round before. Vondrousova reached the French Open final back in 2019, but has had three wrist surgeries since then. She has certainly found some form here, though, losing
  
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• Illegal migration bill returns to the Commons heavily amended after Lords defeat – UK politics live

  11-07-2023 18:53 via theguardian.com
  
  Campaigners urge MPs to ‘stand on the right side of history’ by voting against the government’s billRishi Sunak has now arrived in Vilnius (pictured below disembarking from the plane with the foreign secretary, James Cleverly) where Nato summit proceedings kick off today.Defending the government’s defence investment amid suggestions the UK could lose influence as a result of the size of its army, he said:I think the UK should be incredibly proud of the leading role that w
  
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• Russia-Ukraine war live: Zelenskiy says he has faith in Nato but not confidence after alliance cannot offer membership timetable

  11-07-2023 18:50 via theguardian.com
  
  Nato secretary general Jens Stoltenberg says alliance will issue invitation after ‘conditions are met’What we know on day 503 of the invasionJen Stoltenberg, the Nato secretary general, has had some words for the media this morning. Reuters quotes him saying that Ukraine has come much closer to Nato, and that should be reflected in all Nato decision-making.He said the wording of the final communique from the summit was being worked upon, and he was confident it would send a positive
  
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• UK care home employed 80-year-old nurse who was not able to help lift residents

  11-07-2023 18:44 via theguardian.com
  
  HC-One employed nurse at Tower Bridge Care Centre which was found to be ‘not safe’ by inspectorsOne of Britain’s biggest care home companies employed an 80-year-old senior nurse in a short-staffed care home who was older than some residents and not strong enough to help lift them.HC-One employed the octogenarian at Tower Bridge Care Centre, which was found by inspectors to be “inadequate” and “not safe”, in a case that highlights a chronic shortage of ca
  
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• If the BBC presenter story teaches us anything, it should be the pitfalls of rushing to judgment | Jane Martinson

  11-07-2023 18:37 via theguardian.com
  
  The tabloids were champing at the bit for a name, but questions over the Sun’s story drive home the need for cautionIf the scale of any BBC crisis can be judged by the number of camera crews outside Broadcasting House, the broadcaster’s position was pretty dire by Monday. Lens after lens was trained on its revolving doors, but none of those waiting outside, and few of those inside, seemed to know how much of the story about the presenter and the explicit pictures was part of a phoney
  
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• AI use widened to assess universal credit applications and tackle fraud

  11-07-2023 18:34 via theguardian.com
  
  Department of Work and Pensions warned by auditor general about potential bias in algorithms The government has widened its deployment of artificial intelligence to uncover welfare fraud, despite warnings of algorithmic bias against groups of vulnerable claimants.In a £70m investment applying “advanced analytics” to requests for universal credit (UC), the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) has extended the use of machine learning as it attempts to save more than £1bn
  
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• Wonka: first trailer for Timothée Chalamet’s chocolatey prequel

  11-07-2023 18:32 via theguardian.com
  
  Oscar nominee stars as a young version of Roald Dahl’s sweet mogul with Hugh Grant playing an Oompa LoompaThe first trailer for Wonka, a prequel to Roald Dahl’s beloved Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, has given us a look at the Oscar nominee Timothée Chalamet in the lead role.The Dune and Call Me By Your Name actor stars as a young version of Willy Wonka, the eccentric chocolate mogul, before he opens his factory, having spent “seven years traveling the world perfecti
  
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• The best Prime Day smartwatch and smart bands deals in the US, UK, and Germany - GSMArena.com news - GSMArena.com

  11-07-2023 18:30
  
  The best Prime Day smartwatch and smart bands deals in the US, UK, and Germany - GSMArena.com news  GSMArena.comAmazon Prime Day 2023: The best deals as they go live  Cyclingnews14 Best Prime Day Deals Under £50 (2023) UK: Toys, Kitchen, Home  Wired.co.ukThese TikTok-Viral Products Are On Sale For Amazon Prime Day  HuffPostWant a smart fan? Retrofit your dumb fan for less with these Amazon Prime Day deals  TechRadarView Full coverage on Goo
  
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• Elina Svitolina stuns top seed Iga Swiatek as wildcard reaches semi-final

  11-07-2023 18:25 via theguardian.com
  
  Ukrainian powers her way to a 7-5, 6-7 (5), 6-2 triumphSvitolina continues remarkable form since maternity leaveNearly two hours into her second quarter-final in as many grand slam tournaments back after maternity leave, Elina Svitolina had done everything right. Faced with the challenge of containing the best player in the world, Svitolina worked Iga Swiatek like a true veteran, pressuring her in the decisive moments and offering no mistakes. But as Svitolina led 4-1 in the second set tie-break
  
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• Microsoft to modify Activision Blizzard acquisition to address CMA concerns - GamesIndustry.biz

  11-07-2023 18:19
  
  Microsoft to modify Activision Blizzard acquisition to address CMA concerns  GamesIndustry.bizMicrosoft wins crucial FTC case on Activision Blizzard acquisition  Eurogamer.netReaction: What Happens to PlayStation if Microsoft Buys Activision Blizzard?  Push SquareActivision Options Bet Pays 246% in an Hour After Merger Cleared  BloombergGames Inbox: What will change when Xbox buys Activision Blizzard?  Metro.co.ukView Full coverage on Google News
  
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• Britons could be asked to house Afghans as thousands face hotel evictions

  11-07-2023 18:07 via theguardian.com
  
  Immigration minister considering launch of Homes for Afghans scheme similar to that offered to UkrainiansMinisters are considering launching a “Homes for Afghans” scheme following a similar government-funded plan for Ukrainians.As the government sought to fight off Conservative rebellions over the illegal migration bill, the immigration minister, Robert Jenrick, said it could ask members of the UK public to open their homes to people coming from Afghanistan under official routes. Con
  
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• Pello Bilbao denies Georg Zimmermann to win Tour de France stage 10

  11-07-2023 18:06 via theguardian.com
  
  Bahrain Victorious rider triumphs with strong sprintSpaniard moves up to fifth in general classificationPello Bilbao of Spain, riding for the Bahrain Victorious team, won stage 10 of the Tour de France in Issoire after outsprinting Georg Zimmermann, racing for Intermarché-Circus-Wanty.Bilbao, the fastest finisher in the last remnants of the day’s breakaway group, snuffed out the hopes of the lone attacker – Krists Neilands, of Israel-Premier Tech – in the closing moments
  
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• New Aston Martin Valour brings 705bhp V12 and manual gearbox - Autocar

  11-07-2023 18:06
  
  New Aston Martin Valour brings 705bhp V12 and manual gearbox  AutocarThe Aston Martin Valour is a gloriously bonkers V12-engined manual supercar  Top GearNEW Aston Martin VALOUR Manual V12 Son Of Victor! World Exclusive  Mr JWWNew Aston Martin Valour is 'old-school brute'  PistonHeadsNew Aston Martin Valour unveiled to celebrate brand's 110-year anniversary  AutoExpressView Full coverage on Google News
  
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• Britney Spears’s ‘brave’ tell-all memoir out in October

  11-07-2023 18:02 via theguardian.com
  
  The Woman in Me, which will cover pop star’s conservatorship experience among other topics, is set for release later this yearBritney Spears will release her tell-all memoir, The Woman in Me on 24 October, the publisher announced on Tuesday.The Woman in Me will be “a brave and astonishingly moving story about freedom, fame, motherhood, survival, faith, and hope”, according to a press release from Gallery Books, an imprint of Simon & Schuster, which acquired the memoir in a
  
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• Rain at Wimbledon monitored by rubber duck John Quackenroe

  11-07-2023 17:57 via theguardian.com
  
  Bath toy named after former champion helps tournament officials keep watch on the weatherThere is no bigger frustration at Wimbledon than rain delaying matches. But the All England Club has revealed that it has deployed a secret weapon to assess the weather – a water-filled plastic bucket guarded by a rubber duck mascot named John QuackEnroe.The club has an on-site weather station and millions of pounds worth of radar kit which can accurately predict the weather, minute-by-minute, on each
  
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• Herzog & de Meuron review – architecture’s masters of reinvention reveal their box of tricks

  11-07-2023 17:57 via theguardian.com
  
  Royal Academy, London
  This survey of the practice’s work, full of strange objects and AR tricks, seeks to challenge Herzog’s own view that ‘architecture exhibitions are so boring’ – but doesn’t always succeedA row of crumpled metal pipes lies in a glass vitrine in the Royal Academy, with the look of battered building-site detritus scavenged from a skip. These bits of old pipe, it turns out, have a hallowed status in the archive of Swiss architects Herzog &
  
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• ‘I am not a robot’: Why Amazon UK workers are striking on Prime Day

  11-07-2023 17:53 via theguardian.com
  
  Hundreds join action at online retailer’s Coventry site in standoff over pay, conditions and union rights“This is a picket line,” says Rachel Fagan emphatically. The GMB union’s Midlands regional organiser stands in front of a line of striking workers several rows deep at Amazon’s vast BHX4 warehouse in Coventry, during industrial action designed to embarrass the online behemoth during a high-profile sales event.About 900 workers at the Coventry warehouse are taking
  
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• 'Uncertainties' over studies linking ultra-processed food to poor health - The Independent

  11-07-2023 17:49
  
  'Uncertainties' over studies linking ultra-processed food to poor health  The IndependentView Full coverage on Google News
  
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• Tyson Fury to fight ex-UFC heavyweight champion Ngannou in Saudi Arabia

  11-07-2023 17:40 via theguardian.com
  
  Fury to face Ngannou under professional boxing rulesNgannou was stripped of UFC title over contract disputeWBC heavyweight champion Tyson Fury will take on former UFC heavyweight champion Francis Ngannou in Saudi Arabia on 28 October in a bout under professional boxing rules, the fight’s promoters said on Tuesday.The announcement did not specify the contracted number of rounds for the bout, but confirmed it will take place in a regulation boxing ring with three ringside judges using the 10
  
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• Mao Fujita review – fresh and elegant Mozart from young Japanese star

  11-07-2023 17:32 via theguardian.com
  
  Wigmore Hall, London
  In the first of five recitals of Mozart piano works the 24-year-old pianist found proportion and purpose to music that clearly means a great deal to him. Now 24, Mao Fujita won the Clare Haskil piano competition in Switzerland in 2017, and shared second prize in the Tchaikovsky piano competition in Moscow two years later. The Japanese pianist has since made a handful of appearances in the UK, mostly playing the big showy 19th-century repertoire that seems inevitably to be ex
  
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• Cut out the middlemouse: how Disney pop stars took control of their careers

  11-07-2023 17:31 via theguardian.com
  
  With Disney-championed stars including Olivia Rodrigo and Sabrina Carpenter moving on from the company’s own record label, it seems the house of mouse’s power is waningWhen Disney Channel star Hilary Duff released her debut album Metamorphosis in 2003, it marked a key shift in pop. Before her, the corporation’s TV teen talent – Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Justin Timberlake – had left Disney behind when they signed with major record labels en route to beco
  
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• And just like that, it got better: how the Sex and the City spin-off found its groove

  11-07-2023 17:30 via theguardian.com
  
  After bordering on unwatchable, the second season of And Just Like That has slowly found its way back to the magic that fans were missingSex and the City fans might remember the fictional Vogue editor Enid Frick, played by the inimitable Candice Bergen, for both her icy demeanor and immortal words of advice. “The key to having it all,” she once told a young Carrie Bradshaw, is to “stop expecting it to look like what you thought it was going to look like.” By “it&rdq
  
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• Protests across Israel after parliament initially approves judicial overhaul bill

  11-07-2023 17:21 via theguardian.com
  
  Benjamin Netanyahu’s coalition wins first of three votes required for controversial changes to become lawTens of thousands of Israeli demonstrators have blocked motorways across the country and access to Tel Aviv’s airport as part of a “day of disruption” in protest at the government’s renewed push to advance legislation overhauling the judiciary.In the first of three readings on Monday night, Israel’s parliament – in which the governing coalition headed
  
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• More UK mortgage borrowers face financial stress, lenders warn

  11-07-2023 17:19 via theguardian.com
  
  Lenders expected to put money aside in second quarter to protect against defaultsBusiness live – latest updatesMore mortgage borrowers are likely to face financial stress in the months ahead, lenders have warned, as rising interest rates pushed the cost of home loans to the highest level since the 2008 financial crisis.Executives from some of the UK’s biggest mortgage lenders told MPs on Tuesday that while they had not yet seen a surge in customers falling behind on their monthly pay
  
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• Six dead as tourist helicopter crashes in Everest region of Nepal

  11-07-2023 17:18 via theguardian.com
  
  Nepali pilot and five Mexican passengers killed after aircraft crashes soon after takeoff near LuklaAll six people onboard a tourist helicopter in Nepal have been killed after it crashed soon after takeoff in the Everest region.The Manang Air flight was heading for the capital, Kathmandu, from near Lukla, a gateway for climbing expeditions to the world’s highest peak, with five Mexican tourists – two men and three women – and a Nepali pilot onboard. Continue reading...
  
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• Tory MP’s £500,000 stock portfolio raises questions about blind trust system

  11-07-2023 17:00 via theguardian.com
  
  Exclusive: Disclosures about ex-minister Jonathan Djanogly turn spotlight on controversial mechanism used to buy sharesWhich UK MPs own shares in publicly listed companies?A Conservative MP and former minister is listed in shareholder registers as personally owning stakes in companies worth nearly £500,000, raising questions about the effectiveness of the controversial parliamentary “blind trust” system used to buy the shares.Jonathan Djanogly, the MP for Huntingdon, holds shar
  
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• Thai PM to retire from politics nine years after seizing power in coup

  11-07-2023 17:00 via theguardian.com
  
  Prayuth Chan-ocha announces resignation after his party suffered a humiliating defeat in May election The Thai prime minister, Prayuth Chan-ocha, has said he will retire from politics, more than nine years after the former army general seized power in a military coup.In May, his party suffered a humiliating defeat, coming fifth, well behind an upstart opposition party that promised to remove the military from politics. He will remain as caretaker prime minister until a new government is formed.
  
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• Part eight: the pursuit of truth - podcast

  11-07-2023 17:00 via theguardian.com
  
  At the heart of the defamation case Ben Roberts-Smith launched against three of Australia’s biggest newspapers were the articles published by Nick McKenzie and Chris Masters.In this episode Ben Doherty speaks to these journalists about what led them to start this investigation, how they overcame their doubts and fears to publish articles that accused Australia’s most decorated living soldier of war crimes, and what the results of the civil case mean for Australia’s military leg
  
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• ‘Everyone loved Ángel’: Spanish town still grieving for hero who fought wildfires

  11-07-2023 17:00 via theguardian.com
  
  As fresh heatwave hits Spain, Tábara residents remember heroics of man who lost his life in blaze last yearThe smoke-grey skies over Tábara were turning furnace orange as Ángel Martín forced down the ham sandwich that had been pressed on him by his friends at the petrol station and ran to his excavator.By mid-afternoon on Monday 18 July last year, the 53-year-old builder’s yard owner had been watching the wildfires in the Sierra de la Culebra in north-west Spain
  
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• ‘It’s party time’: Jair Bolsonaro opens themed online store

  11-07-2023 16:49 via theguardian.com
  
  Products include ‘party kits’ with hats, cake decorations and banners bearing Brazilian ex-president’s faceSome politicians go on lucrative speaking tours when their days in power are done. Others start foundations, distill whiskey, raise cattle or buy luxury sheds.Jair Bolsonaro has chosen a different path and opened a shop where, for the price of a hardback, you can order a Bolsonaro-themed birthday pack complete with party hats, cake decorations and a plastic banner carrying
  
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• Football Daily | And we thought Stoke was the most inhospitable place to play football

  11-07-2023 16:47 via theguardian.com
  
  Sign up now! Sign up now! Sign up now? Sign up now!It turns out 11 July is not ripe for football news stories that we can satirise in four piping hot paragraphs to top off the latest edition of Football Daily. Wimbledon and the Tour de France are on for goodness’ sake! And we have nothing funny to say about Ashley Young. He’s just growing old gracefully and hopefully Everton won’t ruin that. Oh. So we’re trying something a bit different this Tuesday. The reason is that we
  
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