• Shrexy Swamp Ass Booty 3D Mousepad

    If you’ve ever sat at your desk and thought, “Wow, my productivity would skyrocket if Shrek’s cheeks were ergonomically supporting my wrist,” congratulations—you are both my target audience and my soulmate. The Shrexy Swamp Ass Booty 3D Mousepad is here to revolutionize the way you work, game, and question your life choices. Not only does it provide maximum wrist comfort, but it also offers the subtle emotional reassurance that you are resting on the swamp’s m
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    Some people collect keychains for style, some for memories, and some… well, some like to announce their medical conditions in shimmering rainbow acrylic. The “I’m Not Like Other Girls, I Have Hemorrhoids” keychain is the perfect accessory for those who want to add a dash of glam to their keys while subtly letting the world know you can’t sit for long periods. Think of it as your personal PSA with flair. The iridescent acrylic sparkles in the sunlight like your inne

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