• If the Epstein List “Disappeared”… So Can My Speeding Ticket Sticker

    You know what amazes me? The government can somehow misplace an entire list of powerful people tied to a billionaire criminal, yet I get a second notice for a $75 speeding ticket like I’m running an underground drag racing league. Where’s my magical “oopsie, we lost it” energy? If the Epstein list vanished like Houdini in a fog machine, surely that one time I did 43 in a 35 doesn’t need to haunt my mailbox like a broke ghost.
    And let’s talk about that sticker
  • I Love Custom Printed T-Shirt

    There’s something healing—spiritual even—about putting your passive-aggressive thoughts, unfiltered humor, or unhinged genius on a T-shirt. Custom printed T-shirts are the modern therapy we didn’t know we needed. Why spend $150 on a therapist when I can wear a shirt that says, “Mentally ill but still chill” and get knowing nods from strangers at Trader Joe’s?
    T-shirts let me say what I really mean without the risk of confrontation. Want to tell your boss

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