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• I’m A Mommy Hat

  17-07-2025 14:43 via shutupandtakemymoney.com
  I used to be a woman. Now I’m a Mommy Hat. My life changed the moment I got my first crusty “World’s Best Mom” ballcap, crusted with Cheerio dust, panic sweat, and three decades of generational trauma. I wear it not on my head, but as a crown of command. When the hat’s on, I gain the strength of twelve Starbucks-fueled suburban warlords. I can assemble IKEA furniture using only passive-aggressive sighs. My battle cry? “Is anyone going to help me unload the dis
  
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• Jeffrey Epstein Hanging Air Freshener

  17-07-2025 14:42 via shutupandtakemymoney.com
  Finally, a car air freshener that says, “I want my sedan to smell like secrets, sweat, and high-profile cover-ups!” The Jeffrey Epstein Hanging Air Freshener comes in “Island Breeze” and “Definitely Didn’t Kill Himself Citrus.” Not only will it keep your Prius smelling like the inside of a federal investigation, but it also sparks conversation with Uber passengers, FBI agents, and that one uncle who sends you 3 a.m. YouTube links. Warning: may cause your
  
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