• Hell Is on the Way

    Hell Is on the Way
    This is the one customer service desk where the customer is always wrong. And no matter what, you’re going to Hell.by Hannah Murphy Winter“Welcome to Hell. This is the Hellp Desk.”
    A young woman with long, red hair and a glower that would make Miranda Priestly tremble stands in front of the gates of Hell. She holds your Soul File in her hand—a list of everything the Universe weighed when it decided if you were going to Paradise or headed to the gate you’re looking a
  • Police Arrest 16 as Starbucks Workers Escalate Fight for a Fair Contract

    On Tuesday in Seattle, as well as in five other cities across the country, Starbucks workers went on strike to demand a fair contract—provoking a police response that included 16 arrests. This occurred one day before Starbucks held its annual shareholder meeting.by Conor KelleyOn Tuesday in Seattle, as well as in five other cities across the country, Starbucks workers went on strike to demand a fair contract—provoking a police response that included 16 arrests. This occurred one day
  • Album Preview Revue

    Here comes new music from Suzzallo, Dead Bars, Perfume Genius, Kinski, and more!by Stranger StaffDead Bars
    All Dead Bars Go to Heaven
    (Iodine Recordings)
    March 21For a certain crowd, the phrase pop punk often conjures up imagery of white dudes with frosted tips singing through their nose about how all girls suck. But Dead Bars aren’t like that. That was 2006. Today’s pop punk is different—it’s not plasticized misogyny, it’s optimistic. It’s punk with a pep in
  • I Saw U: Using Crutches at Ballard Pool, Eating at Taurus Ox, and Gossiping at Time Warp

    See someone? Say something!by AnonymousCute masked person on 3/11 redeye to Detroit
    You: Ponytail, green jacket, brown gingham skirt. Me: Long braid, giant sweater. We landed at 6am; I couldn’t think. Are you gay? Coffee?Missing wallet
    To whoever found my wallet on the 36 and brought it to the BECU on Ranier Ave, thank you so much!!! Let me get you a coffee?
    My haircut isn’t cool enough
    I don’t have a mullet, but I did eavesdrop your compliments to a friend at Rough & Tumbl
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  • The Best Bang for Your Buck Events in Seattle This Weekend: Mar 14–16, 2025

    St. Patrick's Day Parade, Capitol Hill Swap Meet, and More Cheap & Easy Events Under $15by EverOut StaffYou're in luck this weekend, because there's plenty to do on a dime. We're suggesting events from 54th Annual St. Patrick's Day Parade to Capitol Hill Swap Meet - CHASM and from Roq La Rue's Grand Re-Opening Party to a Grasslands Barbecue Pop-Up. For more suggestions, check out our top picks of the week and our St. Patrick's Day guide.
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    Almost Yours
    Almost Yours feels like the
  • Slog AM: Pike Place Park Opens, Hoh Road Repairs Get Funding, Chuck Schumer Will Back GOP Bill

    The Stranger's morning news roundup.by Nathalie GrahamWhen one park closes... Little Saigon's eight-month-old Hoa Mai Park will temporarily close due to public safety concerns. It has become a gathering place for the unhoused and for drug activity such as fentanyl use, according to nearby residents. Unfortunately, since it's in this city's nature to restrict any and all places for impoverished people, the park will close until further notice. This feels like a sweep but in a different font.

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