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--Yes this is a real ad, and yes I used the photos everyone has seen from my website and shared. The last photo on this ad hasn't been posted anywhere and shows the lift I store it on. I take it down once and a while and run it. Again, this is a real ad for the world famous jet powered Beetle.<br>
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Street-Legal Jet Powered Volkswagen Beetle $550k. Why on Craiglist? Why not? Why a jet Beetle?<br>
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I think it may be time to let go of my flame throwing, running and d

Let’s be real, it’s a dark time right now. You may find yourself wondering whether there’s a light at the end of the tunnel, but I have great news for you, there is. <br>
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This lamp is tall enough that you can position it at or near the end of any tunnels you may find, but not so tall that it can get stuck inside the tunnel (we also have some mining lamps for sale, if that’s more your style, but they look oddly like this one with the base taken off, and taped

Hey there, me and a couple friends have developed a fun, all weather, day and night addictive game called CrapShoot. Guys and girls, young and ancient are all encouraged to check out what you need to set up your own backyard game of luck and skill.<br>
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We're not selling you anything, we're just telling you about it so you can start having fun, and possibly starting a "league" of some sort, but that's down the road a little.<br>
It's basics are really quite simple

This is a heavily used Space Cruiser coupe.<br>
1 owner. Non-smoker (but heavy drinker)<br>
Odometer: 11.3.14159265359 parsecs<br>
Does not run. Sold AS IS.<br>
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FEATURES:<br>
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- Seats 2 passengers comfortably (but can fit up to 3)<br>
- Built-in security system to "Keep passengers safe" <br>
- Runs on Nitro Dark Matter<br>
- Mega Seed powered onboard computer system<br>
- Registration valid until May 2020 (regis

DON'T MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY!This amazing combination fake fireplace / phonograph / FM stereo / 8-TRACK-PLAYER! could be yours FOR THE ABSOLUTELY FREE PRICE OF $FREE$!!!Don't hesitate! It's not every day that a mid-70s MONTGOMERY WARD fake fireplace becomes available like this. IT WONT LAST LONG!Imagine the warmth and beauty it will bring to your stark and cold home. The stereo plays TODAYS HITS from LOCAL FM STATIONS while the fake firelog emits WARMING RAYS in the VISIBLE SPECTRUM!It's never to

From a galaxy in a garage from far far away....I offer you the ultimate Star Wars van.<br>
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This 1979 Dodge “shorty” van was designed and built two years after the original movie hit the theaters. The van has mostly been stored for many years. The original graphics are in good shape.The graphics on the hood have some cracking due to being face up to the sun. But I think it adds great character.<br>
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The van has in the last few years had a new crate motor

Where do I begin? First off thank you. Thanks for being in right place at the right time and doing the right thing. <br>
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On a cold January night you saw my husband swerving all over the road. You followed him while dialing 911. I hadn't been able to reach him for a few hours and was frantic by the timethis happened. He was out driving under the influence.I appreciate you and everything you did for us. <br>
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Yes he was drunk, hammered even, and because of your act

*Photos 2-6 are stock photos of actual items for sale*Queen Size Casper Mattress:No sex was had in this bed. I bought it at the beginning of my year of celibacy. I didn’t know back then it would be a year; no one knows how long things will last when they’re just starting. No dating, no sex, no one, one year. I had beautiful dreams in this bed, dreams about flying, about shooting through the air, and leaving this city behind me, dreams about landing in a foreig

UPDATE: thank you to everyone who told me this is actually a WILD BOBCAT!!! :-) Wtf!!! No wonder he was so grumpy!! I kidnapped him!! I am not from America and have never heard of bobcat, I thought all wild cats are much bigger than that!! I can not believe I brought it inside!! And he pissed all over my damn house so now I have to deep clean everything !!well Anyway I am glad at least he is okay and not a lost cat. I have let him go already back near the trees where he came from, and he was not

I am in search of an experienced director to tackle a unique challenge. My seven year old son is an up and coming film director, and I have decided that he is ready to direct his first feature film. His father has agreed to fund a film up to $250,000, so I'm looking for an experienced director to guide him through the process. He will be making all creative decisions, but he will need help and guidance. <br>
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His favorite directors are Steven Spielberg, Christopher Nolan, and Sta

1971 Cadillac Hearse Superior For Sale!<br>
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One of a kind hearse. 472 big block, mechanically perfect from bumper to bumper. Rebuilt motor and transmission. Only about 1,000 miles on the rebuilds. Has 110,840 original miles. All new front end and brakes. All new brake lines and body mounts. New Gangster white wall tires, and New Baby Moon Wheels. New custom made aluminum radiator ($1000.00). AC and Heater works. Headlights, blinkers, and brake lights all work. All windows roll u

America needs a new Holiday!!A Day where one can be genuinely content, happy, and calm.The Holiday name is: Ain't nobody mad at me day.A day where politics, police, boss, landlord, ex girlfriend,ex boyfriend, ex spouse, pet, co-worker, Bill collector, bartender,parents,kids,or any other authority that claims control of one's time is not at odds with you.<br>
This Holiday was created by the exclamation "Damn I am glad it ain't me!" At the moment a neighbor was arrested.Americans n

Apple Macintosh 512/Plus/SE Stone Casting<br>
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No my oldMacintosh SE didn't turn to stone when it saw me wearing an Apple Watch.<br>
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This is a high quality casting of an early 1980's classic. I can't id the material but it looks a lot like concrete. I just haven't seen concrete castings of this quality or showing this much detail. Truly a one of a kind piece for the hard core Macintosh fan/evangelist. Don't let this one slip past you.You may not see another one.&

Cat Kremlin - Paper Mache<br>
Teach your cat about the struggle of the proletariat and the oppression of the bourgeoisie with this handy 4ft piece of custom architecture!<br>
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Garage Desk (W 21in, L 57in)<br>
Saw on it! Paint on it! Drill into it! A great place to turn your mildly broken electronics into an unfixable mess! The only limit is your imagination (and the space in your crammed garage).<br>
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5 Gallon Buckets<br>
Holiday Themed. Recreate

I don't know who you are or how to locate you, but you literally saved my life. I want to thank you.<br>
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The last thing I recall is paddling for a wave (at Crespi) and the next thing I remember is laying on a stretcher on the beach looking up at EMTs and you guys in wetsuits. I was barely conscious and the ambulance took me to General Hospital's trauma unit in SF and I was able to go home by 8 pm after x-rays and a CAT scan. I have a concussion but am glad to be alive.I want you

Hello bicycle weirdo!<br>
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I converted a car to be powered by bicycle. As you can see in the pictures, the engine has been replaced by a bike. The original transmission now has a cassette on it, and it still shifts (1-4, R and 5 are gone). The rest of the car has been stripped down, leaving only the rolling bits, exterior, driver's seat, brakes, and steering. I think it currently weighs about 900lbs. On the flats it's easier to pedal than expected-- we biked it up a (tiny) ~12% h

I am so glad you found this ad. You would be perfect for our room. We know you are having financial difficulty and you just need someone to cut you a break. In our home we are not bound by those silly economic rules that everyone else has. We get free cable, electricity, water and our garbage is so good, the city pays us to take it!!!!!! We are just passing the savings on to you. Drama free!<br>
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Our home is spotless clean. It takes no effort on your part to keep it th

For your own health and the general good of society, I need you to find Jesus.If He doesn't work for you, take up yoga or progressive muscle relaxation - maybe even give Valium a try. Better yet, seek counseling from a licensed therapist. Because buddy, you don't know me, but you seem CRAZY.<br>
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I'm the lady seated next to you on the patio at Wild Wing Cafe in North Charleston today.Instead of a nice lunch with my mother, I was treated to your delightful 45 minute diatribe of fi

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. <br>
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The 1999 Toyota Corolla. <br>
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Let's talk about features. <br>
Bluetooth: nope<br>
Sunroof: nope<br>
Fancy wheels: nope<br>
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. <br>
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Let me tell you a story

I decided to cut out the middle man and sell my facebook data directly. By purchasing my facebook archive you can check out what I like, what I love and what makes me cry and market your products and political organizations to me more accurately. Furthermore, you can know who my friends are, which ones I follow and which ones I mute. You can see how far I got in mafia wars and my high score in bubble bobble. How well did I do on that math puzzle that's driving the internet crazy? Find out by pur

Several years ago Hillary Clinton's motorcade passed by my humble home near Zionsville Road and West 62 street in NW Indy. Apparently she became so displeased that her staff could not move my Ash (tree) from the RIGHT to the LEFT (of my driveway), she smote the tree and it died immediately. It would be a pleasure to donate this corpse of a tree to your next deplorable bonfire gathering. Just cut her down and haul her away. If the ad is still up, the tree is still up, Trump is still President and

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My friends and I were trying to figure out the craziest thing we could do on magic mushrooms and realized that watching a live child birth would be, by far, the most incredible, mind-blowing experience that we could think of.<br>
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We are looking for a woman with-child who would permit 5 respectful ~27 year old men to watch her give live birth, while on magic mushrooms.<br>
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Compensation is negotiable, but for sure at least $100 pp a

1991 Mercedes-Benz 410D! <br>
Removable & Portable Russian bath sauna spa!<br>
95 HP! <br>
DIESEL!<br>
CLEAN! RUNS DRIVES GREAT!<br>
5-SPEED MANUAL TRANSMISSION!<br>
NO RUST!<br>
BRAND NEW TIRES!<br>
AND MUCH MUCH MORE!<br>
The mileage on the title is exempt by Federal Law (Vehicles over 10 years and older) and the odometer reads 48,440 miles, which is 77,958 km as shown in the pics. <br>
IMPORTED DIRECTLY FROM GERMANY!<br>
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Selling 40 full-sized wax figures/vinyl in Amish wardrobe from the Amish Farm and House tourist attraction. Originally from the Lancaster Wax Museum in a barn raising scene.Mostly all of them believed to be made by Dorfman Museum Figures out of Baltimore.The infant has a stamp from a different manufacturer. <br>
Varying sizes, ages and details on these figures. The wardrobe can be exchanged to suit your historical or theatrical needs. There are 5 female figures, 3 children figures, about 3

Gently used orbital rocket in good condition. Fully loaded with onboard flight computer, launch and landing hardware. Take off and land anywhere! 9X Merlin engines each capable of producing 200k lb.ft of thrust. Just fuel it up and it's ready to go. Says Falcon 9 on the body, slight burnt paint can be buffed out. <br>
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Must bring own tug boat, no shipping. Asking $9,900,000 or best offer. Do not lowball, this is an orbital capable autonomous rocket. You will not find another one

I knew we were meant to be the moment you said Hillary Clinton was a lizard person. I didn't care that you liked wearing socks with your flip flops, or that you like to dress in all black leather. I didn't judge you for being #Team Edward, or Bernie. Truth is, you make me laugh to the point my chapped lips bleed. <br>
As I lay at night awake writing in my pink and purple "My Little Pony" journal, I snuggle up to my waifu pillow and wish it was you. I vision you standing there wit

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I am probably the only person on Craiglist right now posting an ad about a pet like this one. You will realize this cat is so much more than a pet. He is someone special. This is a big novel so if you have 15 minutes sit back and relax and read my story. I want to tell you the whole thing so you know where I am coming from. <br>
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Pardon my terrible grammar I typed this all on a phone and am not going back to proofread it.<br>
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My cat's name is Oskar. Wi

You are studying osteology, but I think not in Philly.You and your girlfriend admired the plastic dog skeleton on my porch, and you thought it was extremely amusing that its scapulae were on backwards.We tried unsuccessfully to repair it.If that's not enough for you to know I'm talking about you, then you will also remember that you identified a mysterious skull I found in the ocean. I forget now what kind of fish it's from, so please tell me again what it is, though this is not why I am trying

"Update" Thank to everyone who has graciously offered my parents a place to stay. Luckily my brother's home has survived, and they have decided to stay with him while they rebuild their lives.<br>
When this first happened my mom said she felt she had been erased and no one noticed. She has been in much better spirits seeing these responses.<br>
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My parents lost their home in the Tubbs fire yesterday. They almost did not make it out alive and left with their dogs a

Don't need a 16k Paperweight? Of course you don't!How about an Italian money toilet!<br>
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Some of you may recognize this as a 2004 Maserati Coupe' (also known as the 4200 GT).Don't let that gorgeous Italian body fool you though, this car is Satan's chariot to Hell (or bankruptcy).<br>
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I do not exaggerate when I say that this car has been in the shop HALF the time I have owned it.In the last 6 months, I have put ELEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS into it in parts and labor a

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**** 9-16-2017Attention everyone!Video collection now appears to have an owner (also from Beaverton) and awaiting an appointment for him to come and have the collection hauled off.Thank you to all who've participated.And I'll try to find you that Texas Chainsaw Massacre video tape Ryan from Arkansas! ****<br>
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Greetings all!<br>
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My name is Don; from Feb, 1987 [left the Navy in January,'87 USS Saginaw (LST-1188)- I got my 1st VCR from Circuit

I am 40 years of age, caucasian male from Europe. My heritage is strong and pure.<br>
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My looks, instincts, knowledge and strength is 100% pure and 100% lethal.<br>
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I am looking for a worthy female with strong genes, beauty and smarts. To join me - to experience the totality eclipse in Oregon. <br>
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Exact place not set. <br>
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If we have chemistry, I would like for us to make love while the eclipse is happening. <br>
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This afternoon, you pulled up Bayou Beer Garden in your kayak just to grab a cold one. You sir, are the man of my dreams. You're not the kind of guy who just throws in the towel on perfectly good day off. No! You're the kinda man that grabs the bull by the horns and carpes the shit out of the diem. Have that beer baby. You deserve it. While airbnbers cower in their shotguns, awaiting word from the national guard, you sir, glide through the streets like a gondolier in the canals of Venice; a beac

I am a 55 year old man or I should say young guy I am looking for a wonderful woman to move to Alaska with me and live off the land let's make our own reality show come join me in the wilderness hopefully you're into freaky sex call if you're interested also must love children come on girl let's do this call your future hubby think about it wouldn't Alaska be awesome we build it all on our own we fuk our brains out and have a blast and maybe some children will come out of the situation it's nice

To the Father of my Husband:<br>
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My husband was conceived in San Francisco. His mother doesn't remember much more than that due to brain damage from epileptic seizures. He will be 28 years old this October.<br>
I am not writing to try to find you.<br>
I am writing to let you know that he is doing fantastic and has turned into a pretty amazing human being, no thanks to you.<br>
His mother moved to Yuba City where she gave birth to him and then over the next few

Vermonters, please understand the following: <br>
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A STUDIO IS NOT A 1 BEDROOM. <br>
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1 BEDROOM IS NOT A STUDIO. <br>
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STUDIOS ARE EFFICIENCIES AND SHOULD NEVER BE LISTED OR DESCRIBED AS A 1 BEDROOM. <br>
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A 1 BEDROOM MEANS A SEPERATE ROOM BIGGER THAN A CLOSET INTENDED TO BE A BEDROOM AND HAS A DOOR THAT CLOSES.<br>
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IF THE UNIT YOU'RE ADVERTISING DOES NOT HAVE THIS seperate ROOM, ISOLATED FROM THE REST OF THE APARTM

Would you like to wow friends and family with your uncanny Tom Cruise impersonation?<br>
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Now you can learn how to be Tom Cruise, in just one afternoon! A PROFESSIONAL Tom Cruise impersonator is developing a one-hour crash course where you can learn to do YOUR OWN impression of the TOP GUN star. He needs "beta testers" who are eager to learn the tricks of the Tom-Cruise-impersonator trade.<br>
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ALL genders/body types/ethnicities are welcome. You don't ha