• Jet Powered Volkswagen Beetle

    --Yes this is a real ad, and yes I used the photos everyone has seen from my website and shared. The last photo on this ad hasn't been posted anywhere and shows the lift I store it on. I take it down once and a while and run it. Again, this is a real ad for the world famous jet powered Beetle.<br>
    Street-Legal Jet Powered Volkswagen Beetle $550k. Why on Craiglist? Why not? Why a jet Beetle?<br>
    I think it may be time to let go of my flame throwing, running and d
  • IKEA Lamp

    Let’s be real, it’s a dark time right now. You may find yourself wondering whether there’s a light at the end of the tunnel, but I have great news for you, there is. <br>
    This lamp is tall enough that you can position it at or near the end of any tunnels you may find, but not so tall that it can get stuck inside the tunnel (we also have some mining lamps for sale, if that’s more your style, but they look oddly like this one with the base taken off, and taped
  • Toilet paper seeds

    Here you can see 2 toilet paper seeds, in their natural habitat, these are the best quality and are guaranteed to produce 3 ply paper for years to come if cultivated properly.<br>
  • "CrapShoot"- Killer New Outdoor Game w/Toilet

    Hey there, me and a couple friends have developed a fun, all weather, day and night addictive game called CrapShoot. Guys and girls, young and ancient are all encouraged to check out what you need to set up your own backyard game of luck and skill.<br>
    We're not selling you anything, we're just telling you about it so you can start having fun, and possibly starting a "league" of some sort, but that's down the road a little.<br>
    It's basics are really quite simple
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  • Space Cruiser (Rick and Morty)

    This is a heavily used Space Cruiser coupe.<br>
    1 owner. Non-smoker (but heavy drinker)<br>
    Odometer: 11.3.14159265359 parsecs<br>
    Does not run. Sold AS IS.<br>
    - Seats 2 passengers comfortably (but can fit up to 3)<br>
    - Built-in security system to "Keep passengers safe" <br>
    - Runs on Nitro Dark Matter<br>
    - Mega Seed powered onboard computer system<br>
    - Registration valid until May 2020 (regis

    DON'T MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY!This amazing combination fake fireplace / phonograph / FM stereo / 8-TRACK-PLAYER! could be yours FOR THE ABSOLUTELY FREE PRICE OF $FREE$!!!Don't hesitate! It's not every day that a mid-70s MONTGOMERY WARD fake fireplace becomes available like this. IT WONT LAST LONG!Imagine the warmth and beauty it will bring to your stark and cold home. The stereo plays TODAYS HITS from LOCAL FM STATIONS while the fake firelog emits WARMING RAYS in the VISIBLE SPECTRUM!It's never to

    From a galaxy in a garage from far far away....I offer you the ultimate Star Wars van.<br>
    This 1979 Dodge “shorty” van was designed and built two years after the original movie hit the theaters. The van has mostly been stored for many years. The original graphics are in good shape.The graphics on the hood have some cracking due to being face up to the sun. But I think it adds great character.<br>
    The van has in the last few years had a new crate motor
  • Carolina Hurricanes Organ

    Theater Organ - 1997 Rodgers Model 360 Organ<br>
    Organ has only been used by the Carolina Hurricanes<br>
    Original price 43k.<br>
    Organ works. Plays as is. <br>
    Must pick up from offsite warehouse near RDU. Loading dock bay available. <br>
    Cashier Check Only. <br>
    $7995.00Make Offer<br>
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  • An open letter to the person who called the police!

    Where do I begin? First off thank you. Thanks for being in right place at the right time and doing the right thing. <br>
    On a cold January night you saw my husband swerving all over the road. You followed him while dialing 911. I hadn't been able to reach him for a few hours and was frantic by the timethis happened. He was out driving under the influence.I appreciate you and everything you did for us. <br>
    Yes he was drunk, hammered even, and because of your act
  • Moving On is Hard To Do Sale (June 15)

    *Photos 2-6 are stock photos of actual items for sale*Queen Size Casper Mattress:No sex was had in this bed. I bought it at the beginning of my year of celibacy. I didn’t know back then it would be a year; no one knows how long things will last when they’re just starting. No dating, no sex, no one, one year. I had beautiful dreams in this bed, dreams about flying, about shooting through the air, and leaving this city behind me, dreams about landing in a foreig

    UPDATE: thank you to everyone who told me this is actually a WILD BOBCAT!!! :-) Wtf!!! No wonder he was so grumpy!! I kidnapped him!! I am not from America and have never heard of bobcat, I thought all wild cats are much bigger than that!! I can not believe I brought it inside!! And he pissed all over my damn house so now I have to deep clean everything !!well Anyway I am glad at least he is okay and not a lost cat. I have let him go already back near the trees where he came from, and he was not
  • Unique challenge for experienced director - PAID

    I am in search of an experienced director to tackle a unique challenge. My seven year old son is an up and coming film director, and I have decided that he is ready to direct his first feature film. His father has agreed to fund a film up to $250,000, so I'm looking for an experienced director to guide him through the process. He will be making all creative decisions, but he will need help and guidance. <br>
    His favorite directors are Steven Spielberg, Christopher Nolan, and Sta
  • Spot in lineup

    Looking to bow out of the surf scene. Offering up a spot in the pecking order it's well below Marty but way above a Mollusk guy. Can give more details in person. (No low ballers Koa)<br>
  • 1971 Cadillac Hearse Superior

    1971 Cadillac Hearse Superior For Sale!<br>
    One of a kind hearse. 472 big block, mechanically perfect from bumper to bumper. Rebuilt motor and transmission. Only about 1,000 miles on the rebuilds. Has 110,840 original miles. All new front end and brakes. All new brake lines and body mounts. New Gangster white wall tires, and New Baby Moon Wheels. New custom made aluminum radiator ($1000.00). AC and Heater works. Headlights, blinkers, and brake lights all work. All windows roll u
  • New Holiday proposed

    America needs a new Holiday!!A Day where one can be genuinely content, happy, and calm.The Holiday name is: Ain't nobody mad at me day.A day where politics, police, boss, landlord, ex girlfriend,ex boyfriend, ex spouse, pet, co-worker, Bill collector, bartender,parents,kids,or any other authority that claims control of one's time is not at odds with you.<br>
    This Holiday was created by the exclamation "Damn I am glad it ain't me!" At the moment a neighbor was arrested.Americans n
  • Free Snowman

    Free snowman used only one season...bring your own bucket...<br>
  • Apple Macintosh SE STONE CASTING

    Apple Macintosh 512/Plus/SE Stone Casting<br>
    No my oldMacintosh SE didn't turn to stone when it saw me wearing an Apple Watch.<br>
    This is a high quality casting of an early 1980's classic. I can't id the material but it looks a lot like concrete. I just haven't seen concrete castings of this quality or showing this much detail. Truly a one of a kind piece for the hard core Macintosh fan/evangelist. Don't let this one slip past you.You may not see another one.&
  • for sale snow cat limo

    for sale snow cat limo , sv 250 bombardier snow cat combined with 1989 caddy stretch limo.Last used 2 years ago.
    [see also The Canadian Broadcasting Company's writeup ]
  • Cat Kremlin - Garage Desk - BUCKETS !!!!!!

    Cat Kremlin - Paper Mache<br>
    Teach your cat about the struggle of the proletariat and the oppression of the bourgeoisie with this handy 4ft piece of custom architecture!<br>
    Garage Desk (W 21in, L 57in)<br>
    Saw on it! Paint on it! Drill into it! A great place to turn your mildly broken electronics into an unfixable mess! The only limit is your imagination (and the space in your crammed garage).<br>
    5 Gallon Buckets<br>
    Holiday Themed. Recreate
  • To the 3 surfers who saved my life at Linda Mar 7/13 4 pm

    I don't know who you are or how to locate you, but you literally saved my life. I want to thank you.<br>
    The last thing I recall is paddling for a wave (at Crespi) and the next thing I remember is laying on a stretcher on the beach looking up at EMTs and you guys in wetsuits. I was barely conscious and the ambulance took me to General Hospital's trauma unit in SF and I was able to go home by 8 pm after x-rays and a CAT scan. I have a concussion but am glad to be alive.I want you
  • bob's burgers hamburger landline phone

    Even if you're not inspired by the beloved Beltcher family, who wouldn't want to live in the magical world where your phone is shaped like your favorite food?!?<br>
    I've had this for a very long time and used it maybe 5 times. Sounds great and easy to set up. Price is negotiable.<br>
  • bob's burgers hamburger landline phone

    Even if you're not inspired by the beloved Beltcher family, who wouldn't want to live in the magical world where your phone is shaped like your favorite food?!?<br>
    I've had this for a very long time and used it maybe 5 times. Sounds great and easy to set up. Price is negotiable.<br>
  • Slow car/huge cargo bike for burning man

    Hello bicycle weirdo!<br>
    I converted a car to be powered by bicycle. As you can see in the pictures, the engine has been replaced by a bike. The original transmission now has a cassette on it, and it still shifts (1-4, R and 5 are gone). The rest of the car has been stripped down, leaving only the rolling bits, exterior, driver's seat, brakes, and steering. I think it currently weighs about 900lbs. On the flats it's easier to pedal than expected-- we biked it up a (tiny) ~12% h
  • Special needs room seeker

    I am so glad you found this ad. You would be perfect for our room. We know you are having financial difficulty and you just need someone to cut you a break. In our home we are not bound by those silly economic rules that everyone else has. We get free cable, electricity, water and our garbage is so good, the city pays us to take it!!!!!! We are just passing the savings on to you. Drama free!<br>
    Our home is spotless clean. It takes no effort on your part to keep it th
  • Prick on the Patio at Wild Wings

    For your own health and the general good of society, I need you to find Jesus.If He doesn't work for you, take up yoga or progressive muscle relaxation - maybe even give Valium a try. Better yet, seek counseling from a licensed therapist. Because buddy, you don't know me, but you seem CRAZY.<br>
    I'm the lady seated next to you on the patio at Wild Wing Cafe in North Charleston today.Instead of a nice lunch with my mother, I was treated to your delightful 45 minute diatribe of fi
  • Gigantic Framed Art Angel Print With Hamburger Thoughts

    This peint is absolutely huge. It's 56 in Long 1 inch thick and 40 in tall.<br>
  • 95 Honda CBR 900RR

    1995 Honda CBR 900 RR, very unique.Yes it is wrapped with wrinke crush velvet.Slavage title and has a 96 motor in it.Will need tires.We've had the bike since 2001. Cross posted.<br>
  • 1999 Toyota Corolla - Fine AF

    You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. <br>
    The 1999 Toyota Corolla. <br>
    Let's talk about features. <br>
    Bluetooth: nope<br>
    Sunroof: nope<br>
    Fancy wheels: nope<br>
    Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. <br>
    Let me tell you a story
  • My facebook archive

    I decided to cut out the middle man and sell my facebook data directly. By purchasing my facebook archive you can check out what I like, what I love and what makes me cry and market your products and political organizations to me more accurately. Furthermore, you can know who my friends are, which ones I follow and which ones I mute. You can see how far I got in mafia wars and my high score in bubble bobble. How well did I do on that math puzzle that's driving the internet crazy? Find out by pur
  • Free Tree for firewood-Yes, THE famous Hillary Clinton Tree!

    Several years ago Hillary Clinton's motorcade passed by my humble home near Zionsville Road and West 62 street in NW Indy. Apparently she became so displeased that her staff could not move my Ash (tree) from the RIGHT to the LEFT (of my driveway), she smote the tree and it died immediately. It would be a pleasure to donate this corpse of a tree to your next deplorable bonfire gathering. Just cut her down and haul her away. If the ad is still up, the tree is still up, Trump is still President and
  • Want to watch a live birth on mushrooms

    Hey there,<br>
    My friends and I were trying to figure out the craziest thing we could do on magic mushrooms and realized that watching a live child birth would be, by far, the most incredible, mind-blowing experience that we could think of.<br>
    We are looking for a woman with-child who would permit 5 respectful ~27 year old men to watch her give live birth, while on magic mushrooms.<br>
    Compensation is negotiable, but for sure at least $100 pp a
  • Mercedes-Benz Sprinter DIESEL MANUAL SAUNA BANIA

    1991 Mercedes-Benz 410D! <br>
    Removable & Portable Russian bath sauna spa!<br>
    95 HP! <br>
    NO RUST!<br>
    The mileage on the title is exempt by Federal Law (Vehicles over 10 years and older) and the odometer reads 48,440 miles, which is 77,958 km as shown in the pics. <br>
  • Making dirty movies for the county

    Interested in work in the vast sewer industry here in Atlanta then you just got the lottery, I'm hiring helpers to do video inspections with sonar in large diameter sewer, will train and certify in confined space. Look at it this way everybody's got to eat, sleep, sh!t and die so there will always be a need for this type of work. If interested email resume<br>
  • Full Size Wax Figures Dressed in Amish Wardrobe-40 Different Sizes/Ages-Male/Fem

    Selling 40 full-sized wax figures/vinyl in Amish wardrobe from the Amish Farm and House tourist attraction. Originally from the Lancaster Wax Museum in a barn raising scene.Mostly all of them believed to be made by Dorfman Museum Figures out of Baltimore.The infant has a stamp from a different manufacturer. <br>
    Varying sizes, ages and details on these figures. The wardrobe can be exchanged to suit your historical or theatrical needs. There are 5 female figures, 3 children figures, about 3
  • FS: Gently Used Orbital Launch Vehicle

    Gently used orbital rocket in good condition. Fully loaded with onboard flight computer, launch and landing hardware. Take off and land anywhere! 9X Merlin engines each capable of producing 200k lb.ft of thrust. Just fuel it up and it's ready to go. Says Falcon 9 on the body, slight burnt paint can be buffed out. <br>
    Must bring own tug boat, no shipping. Asking $9,900,000 or best offer. Do not lowball, this is an orbital capable autonomous rocket. You will not find another one
  • Graveyard Vigilante Slayer - w4m

    I knew we were meant to be the moment you said Hillary Clinton was a lizard person. I didn't care that you liked wearing socks with your flip flops, or that you like to dress in all black leather. I didn't judge you for being #Team Edward, or Bernie. Truth is, you make me laugh to the point my chapped lips bleed. <br>
    As I lay at night awake writing in my pink and purple "My Little Pony" journal, I snuggle up to my waifu pillow and wish it was you. I vision you standing there wit
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  • Looking for the best cat on earth? Well you found him(updated).

    I am probably the only person on Craiglist right now posting an ad about a pet like this one. You will realize this cat is so much more than a pet. He is someone special. This is a big novel so if you have 15 minutes sit back and relax and read my story. I want to tell you the whole thing so you know where I am coming from. <br>
    Pardon my terrible grammar I typed this all on a phone and am not going back to proofread it.<br>
    My cat's name is Oskar. Wi
  • Osteologist near Clark Park - w4w

    You are studying osteology, but I think not in Philly.You and your girlfriend admired the plastic dog skeleton on my porch, and you thought it was extremely amusing that its scapulae were on backwards.We tried unsuccessfully to repair it.If that's not enough for you to know I'm talking about you, then you will also remember that you identified a mysterious skull I found in the ocean. I forget now what kind of fish it's from, so please tell me again what it is, though this is not why I am trying
  • Update Lost home in fire

    "Update" Thank to everyone who has graciously offered my parents a place to stay. Luckily my brother's home has survived, and they have decided to stay with him while they rebuild their lives.<br>
    When this first happened my mom said she felt she had been erased and no one noticed. She has been in much better spirits seeing these responses.<br>
    My parents lost their home in the Tubbs fire yesterday. They almost did not make it out alive and left with their dogs a
  • Vintage Chuck E Cheese Showbiz Pizza Animatronic Band w/ Stage

    This is a 4 piece Beach Bowzer's Band on a Cabaret stage. Hasn't been used in a few years. Have Cyberamics Control System Parts Manual, Preventative Maintenance Program Outline, Tech Manual.Tapes include Beach Bowzer's Ed Sullivan Cabaret,Beagles #3 Cabaret, and Beach Bowzer's Diagnostics Cabaret. Tapes are dated 1985. Don't know how to operate. As is.<br>
  • Beautiful Italian Paperweight!

    Don't need a 16k Paperweight? Of course you don't!How about an Italian money toilet!<br>
    Some of you may recognize this as a 2004 Maserati Coupe' (also known as the 4200 GT).Don't let that gorgeous Italian body fool you though, this car is Satan's chariot to Hell (or bankruptcy).<br>
    I do not exaggerate when I say that this car has been in the shop HALF the time I have owned it.In the last 6 months, I have put ELEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS into it in parts and labor a
  • A trip down Analog Lane- 27 years of video taping American history!!

    **** 9-16-2017Attention everyone!Video collection now appears to have an owner (also from Beaverton) and awaiting an appointment for him to come and have the collection hauled off.Thank you to all who've participated.And I'll try to find you that Texas Chainsaw Massacre video tape Ryan from Arkansas! ****<br>
    Greetings all!<br>
    My name is Don; from Feb, 1987 [left the Navy in January,'87 USS Saginaw (LST-1188)- I got my 1st VCR from Circuit
  • U was da ultrasound tek at Bronson Cox hospital - w4w

    It was Thursday night I had a UTI and you was like hermione from Harry Potter with your ultrasound wand and cast a spell on me. I was there with my boyfriend but would leav him for u cuz you know how to work it girl. If you wanna go get mcdonalds sometime hmu. Tell me how big the cyst on my ovary was so I know it's you<br>
  • Wanted woman who wants to conceive child during totality eclipse in OR

    I am 40 years of age, caucasian male from Europe. My heritage is strong and pure.<br>
    My looks, instincts, knowledge and strength is 100% pure and 100% lethal.<br>
    I am looking for a worthy female with strong genes, beauty and smarts. To join me - to experience the totality eclipse in Oregon. <br>
    Exact place not set. <br>
    If we have chemistry, I would like for us to make love while the eclipse is happening. <br>
  • Man of my dreams! - w4m

    This afternoon, you pulled up Bayou Beer Garden in your kayak just to grab a cold one. You sir, are the man of my dreams. You're not the kind of guy who just throws in the towel on perfectly good day off. No! You're the kinda man that grabs the bull by the horns and carpes the shit out of the diem. Have that beer baby. You deserve it. While airbnbers cower in their shotguns, awaiting word from the national guard, you sir, glide through the streets like a gondolier in the canals of Venice; a beac
  • Lets Move To ALASKA - m4w

    I am a 55 year old man or I should say young guy I am looking for a wonderful woman to move to Alaska with me and live off the land let's make our own reality show come join me in the wilderness hopefully you're into freaky sex call if you're interested also must love children come on girl let's do this call your future hubby think about it wouldn't Alaska be awesome we build it all on our own we fuk our brains out and have a blast and maybe some children will come out of the situation it's nice
  • To The Father Of My Husband

    To the Father of my Husband:<br>
    My husband was conceived in San Francisco. His mother doesn't remember much more than that due to brain damage from epileptic seizures. He will be 28 years old this October.<br>
    I am not writing to try to find you.<br>
    I am writing to let you know that he is doing fantastic and has turned into a pretty amazing human being, no thanks to you.<br>
    His mother moved to Yuba City where she gave birth to him and then over the next few
  • An Open Letter To All Posting In Housing

    Vermonters, please understand the following: <br>
  • Learn to impersonate Tom Cruise!

    Would you like to wow friends and family with your uncanny Tom Cruise impersonation?<br>
    Now you can learn how to be Tom Cruise, in just one afternoon! A PROFESSIONAL Tom Cruise impersonator is developing a one-hour crash course where you can learn to do YOUR OWN impression of the TOP GUN star. He needs "beta testers" who are eager to learn the tricks of the Tom-Cruise-impersonator trade.<br>
    ALL genders/body types/ethnicities are welcome. You don't ha
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