• A Big Change in NSA Spying Marks a Win for American Privacy

    The NSA won't collect the emails of US citizens just because they mention a foreign target. That's a big deal. The post A Big Change in NSA Spying Marks a Win for American Privacy appeared first on WIRED.
  • Elon Musk Layers on the Crazy With His Plan for Traffic-Killing Tunnels

    An appealing vision held back only by its lunacy. The post Elon Musk Layers on the Crazy With His Plan for Traffic-Killing Tunnels appeared first on WIRED.
  • Blu is still outfitting phones with Android Marshmallow in 2017

    Blu is still outfitting phones with Android Marshmallow in 2017
    There are some things that don’t belong in 2017, and a brand-new phone running Android Marshmallow is at the top of that list (well, near the top). Blu, the company that can’t stop producing mid to low-range smartphones, has released its latest device, the R1 Plus. The specs are mediocre at best, but given the $160 price tag, that’s totally acceptable:5.5-inch 720p display
    1.3 GHz quad-core Mediatek 6737 processor
    32GB of storage
    3GB of RAM
    13MP rear, 8MP front camera
    4,000mAh
  • Auto site Carvana tumbles 26% in stock market debut

    Auto site Carvana tumbles 26% in stock market debut
     Carvana, the site for buying and selling cars, had a rough first day in the public markets. After pricing its IPO at $15 per share, it ended the day down 26 percent, at $11.10. Bankers typically recommend a price that would cause the shares to go up about 20 percent or so on the first day. But Carvana maximized every last dollar in its $225 million offering, at the cost of new investors. Read More
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  • Visual effects expert sells the hell out of old Suzuki

    Visual effects expert sells the hell out of old Suzuki
    Earlier this month, one Eugene Romanovsky posted a YouTube video showing off his 20-year-old Suzuki Vitara. Watch it and be amazed by the capabilities of a 96-horsepower engine: I hope that altered Jurassic Park footage falls under fair use. Of course the top comment is that the commercial must cost more than the car. I checked Kelley Blue Book, the accepted pricing guide for used cars. I used the “Buying this car” option, and put in everything I knew about the car from the commerci
  • Why Waymo’s self-driving car test in Phoenix is such a big milestone

    Why Waymo’s self-driving car test in Phoenix is such a big milestone
    Artificial intelligence is not the savior of mankind.
    All of the intelligence we program into an interface — a speaker like Amazon Echo, the chatbot you use at work, or a car that drives on its own — has to be tested in the real world by actual human beings, and until those tests are perfected, it won’t be saving anyone. Even then, this computer entity is really an extension of the human mind, isn’t it? An AI is only as smart as the humans who create and program it &mdash
  • California orders RydenGo to shut down its website

    California orders RydenGo to shut down its website
     On April 13, the state of California issued a cease and desist letter to RydenGo, saying that the company had to take down its website. The letter stated that the ride-hailing startup was operating without a permit from the California Public Utilities Commission (CPUC). The problem with the order, according to RydenGo CEO Michael Pappas, is that the company is not yet operating. Read More
  • Nintendo won’t have an E3 press event again, but plenty of others will

    Nintendo won’t have an E3 press event again, but plenty of others will
    Nintendo chief Tatsumi Kimishima announced last night that the Japanese game company will not hold a large-scale press conference again at the Electronic Entertainment Expo in June in Los Angeles.
    That’s par for the course for Nintendo, which also didn’t have a large in-person press event last year. I think it’s a little sad and probably a bad move, considering it has a new console this year in the Switch, and all of its competitors are going to do their events. If Nintendo doe
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  • Watch how Elon Musk plans to fix LA traffic with giant underground tunnels

    Watch how Elon Musk plans to fix LA traffic with giant underground tunnels
    After creating Tesla, setting the Hyperloop in motion, and trying to send more people to space, Elon Musk is now working on a boring company. And by boring, I mean creating holes in the ground. Musk has teased this new venture – literally called the Boring Company – for some time now; its current goal is to help stop LA traffic by creating a network of underground tunnels that everyday cars can used. Yesterday, a SpaceX employee posted a photo of the machine – dubbed ‘Na
  • The Fyre Festival: The Fiasco We All Should Have Seen Coming

    When the promise of an Instagram hashtag campaign meets real-life disaster, schadenfreude comes easy. But we're all vulnerable to the power of the filter. The post The Fyre Festival: The Fiasco We All Should Have Seen Coming appeared first on WIRED.
  • Cloudera ends first day of trading with $2.3 billion market cap, 44% lower than 2014 valuation

    Cloudera ends first day of trading with $2.3 billion market cap, 44% lower than 2014 valuation
    Open source big data company Cloudera is now, finally, a public company. Today the company traded for the first time on the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE), after filing to go public last month.
    In 2014, when Intel made a major investment in Cloudera, the latter was reported to boast a $4.1 billion valuation. Other investors include Greylock Partners and Accel Partners.
    Today, after the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) closed, the company’s stock price settled at $18.10 — up 1.7 percent
  • Cloudera finishes up 20% in stock market debut

    Cloudera finishes up 20% in stock market debut
     After pricing its IPO at $15 per share, Cloudera, the enterprise big data company, closed the day up more than 20 percent, at $18.09. This also is above the range of $12 to $14 for which Cloudera was preparing. Read More
  • Someone please just let these Marvel fans plug their headphones into a Doritos bag

    Someone please just let these Marvel fans plug their headphones into a Doritos bag
    Marvel has partnered with Doritos to make a limited edition Guardians of the Galaxy 2-branded bag of chips, complete with a makeshift tape deck playing the film’s soundtrack. Good news for chip fans and movie fans, as far as we can see, right? But Marvel fans who were eager to snatch up a bag on Amazon today have so far been disappointed.Doritos never announced a specific time when they would be made available for purchase, but the afternoon has dragged on and on with no sign of the world&
  • Onkyo adds Chromecast support to tons of its AV gear with a firmware update

    Onkyo adds Chromecast support to tons of its AV gear with a firmware update
    Google’s Chomecast is making its way to a whole bunch of new devices today as Onkyo releases a firmware update adding support to AV receivers and speakers under its various brands.That includes Onkyo’s own branded gear, along with Integra and Pioneer, which are owned by Onkyo and also have products included in the update. Once installed, users will be able to easily stream music from Chomecast-enabled smartphone apps, as well as use Google Home and Google Assistant to start playing m
  • Even with Switch, Nintendo is still focused on the 3DS — for now

    Even with Switch, Nintendo is still focused on the 3DS — for now
    With the launch of Switch — a device that combines a home console with a portable tablet — you might think that Nintendo would be moving on from the 3DS line of handhelds. But that doesn’t appear to be the case. Just last night, Nintendo announced the New 2DS XL, a $149.99 device that sits between the budget-focused 2DS and the more robust New 3DS XL. And according to Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aimé, the company will continue to focus on the platform for t
  • Some Airbnb hosts will face racial discrimination tests in California

    Some Airbnb hosts will face racial discrimination tests in California
    California regulators will soon be able to test select Airbnb hosts to determine whether they’re discriminating against users of the app based on race, according to The Guardian. The state’s Department of Fair Employment and Housing announced a first-of-its-kind agreement with Airbnb yesterday, which will apply fair housing testing — something that traditional housing providers (landlords) have long faced — to the home-sharing service.Airbnb has for years grappled with cl
  • 3 tech features on this sports sedan that push the envelope

    3 tech features on this sports sedan that push the envelope
    Sports sedans are the exact opposite of a self-driving car.
    You hold on for the ride — you would never let a computer control your steering.
    And yet, in a recent test of the Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio, it became obvious that there is more tech under the hood, in front of the fascia, and in the rear exhaust than any Toyota with a few LIDAR sensors. If you’re even mildly interested in technology and innovation, this is a car to study, to dissect, and to appreciate — from behi
  • Elon Musk’s futuristic tunnel system looks both amazing and impossible

    Elon Musk’s futuristic tunnel system looks both amazing and impossible
    Elon Musk wants to build intricate underground roadway systems beneath the country’s biggest and most sprawling urban centers. It may not be his most ambitious idea; let us not forget the plan to colonize Mars and turn humans into cyborgs. But The Boring Company, as the tunnel idea is called, is still pretty outrageous. For evidence, look no further than this brief concept video posted to YouTube today.It shows a near-gridlocked, red Telsa-looking automobile weaving its way to the side of
  • Fly-Curious

    Super-weird week for news about flying cars. Alex Davies joins the show to talk us through it. The post Fly-Curious appeared first on WIRED.
  • Amazon’s Alexa can now whisper, bleep out swear words, and change its pitch

    Amazon’s Alexa can now whisper, bleep out swear words, and change its pitch
    Amazon is trying to make its Alexa voice assistant sound more humanlike. Up until now, the female-sounding voice maintained an even, monotone cadence whenever speaking, but with Amazon’s new Speech Synthesis Markup Language that the company introduced this week, Alexa can whisper, vary its speaking speed, and bleep out words. Developers can also add pauses, change the pronunciation of a word, spell a word out, add audio snippets, and insert special words and phrases into their skill.
    Amazo
  • Amazon’s latest Alexa feature makes it sound more human than ever

    Amazon’s latest Alexa feature makes it sound more human than ever
    Amazon announced this week that it’s integrating new features into Alexa, which will allow developers of Skills to make it sound more expressive and human. Alexa now supports Speech Synthesis Markup Language (SSML), which allows developers to control the tone, timing, and emotion of its voice. With this update, Alexa will whisper, emphasize, and even bleep inappropriate words if the developer chooses. As Amazon says, “These SSML features provide a more natural voice experi
  • Blizzard: Overwatch passes 30 million players on PC and consoles

    Blizzard: Overwatch passes 30 million players on PC and consoles
    One of 2016’s biggest games is still growing.
    Blizzard Entertainment revealed today that Overwatch, its class-based team shooter, has surpassed 30 million players since launching in May of last year. The game has caught on with a huge audience on PC, Xbox One, and PlayStation 4 thanks to its dynamic combat and fascinating characters, and Blizzard has kept a huge chunk of that audience coming back by regularly updating the game. It also doesn’t hurt that the core mechanics o
  • Mac DeMarco breaks the fourth wall of celebrity, asks to see all your fan fiction

    Mac DeMarco breaks the fourth wall of celebrity, asks to see all your fan fiction
    Mac DeMarco, the reigning lovable goober of indie rock, has announced a new contest for members of his fan club: who can write the best fan fiction about Mac?Whoever submits the best piece between May 1 and August 15 will win a drawing of themselves with Mac, made by artist Stefan Marx. The drawing will appear in the next issue of the Mac DeMarco fanzine.Today’s contest announcement comes along with the debut of a new song, as well as a profile in The New York Times in which reporter Joe C
  • Overwatch continues to grow at a mind-boggling pace

    Overwatch continues to grow at a mind-boggling pace
    Blizzard’s team shooter Overwatch has added another 5 million players, for a total of 30 million worldwide, in the last three months. That might not be so remarkable of a milestone for the World of Warcraft creator, which makes some of the world’s most popular and enduring online games. What is interesting is that the growth rate for Overwatch — a title not even a year old that retails for around $40 and has no free-to-play component whatsoever — is not slowing down... at
  • The NSA will stop reading American emails that mention intelligence targets

    The NSA will stop reading American emails that mention intelligence targets
    The NSA has stopped collecting messages sent from US citizens that cross international borders and mention foreign intelligence targets, according to a new report in The New York Times. The controversial practice, made public by Edward Snowden in 2013, allowed the agency to collect emails and other messages that mention a foreign intelligence target, even if neither party is subject to surveillance and one of the parties is a US citizen (and thus subject to constitutional protections against unw
  • Deep Sentinel raises $7.4M to bring deep learning to home security

    Deep Sentinel raises $7.4M to bring deep learning to home security
     Deep Sentinel, a home security startup, today announced that it had closed a $7.4 million Series A led by Shasta Ventures with participation from Bezos Expeditions, Lux Capital and UP2398. Founded by serial entrepreneur David Selinger, Deep Sentinel is betting that its emphasis on user experience can provide needed differentiation in the crowded space. Over tea in the… Read More
  • Microsoft releases new Windows 10 preview with My People features

    Microsoft releases new Windows 10 preview with My People features
    Microsoft today released a new Windows 10 preview for PCs, ahead of its May 2 event next week. The main addition is My People, a feature the company originally talked about in October 2016 when announcing the Creators Update, but ultimately delayed to later this year.
    Windows 10 is a service, meaning it was built in a very different way from its predecessors so it can be regularly updated with not just fixes but new features, too. Microsoft has released many such updates, including three major o
  • Apple fanboys are now in the official dictionary definition of ‘sheeple’

    Apple fanboys are now in the official dictionary definition of ‘sheeple’
    Merriam-Webster just added the word ‘sheeple’ to its dictionary, defined as “people who are docile, compliant, or easily influenced :  people likened to sheep.” You know who are often called sheeple? Apple fanboys – the ones who follow the crowd and buy whatever the company sells, no matter how useless, overpriced, or unoriginal (can you tell I’m a PC guy?). Naturally, they made a perfect example for the term in the dictonary: Apple&r
  • Spider-Man: Homecoming: all the updates, trailers, and commentary on the new reboot

    Spider-Man: Homecoming: all the updates, trailers, and commentary on the new reboot
    Spider-man has a convoluted history in film. First, there was the Toby Maguire-led version in Sam Raimi's trilogy. Andrew Garfield took up the mask for another pair of films, before Tom Holland brought the character into the Marvel Cinematic Universe in Captain America: Civil War. The character is getting his own film in Spider-Man: Homecoming, which is set to come out on July 7th, 2017. Follow along for all the latest news, trailers, and commentary.Continue reading…
  • ProBeat: No, self-driving cars don’t need special smart lanes

    ProBeat: No, self-driving cars don’t need special smart lanes
    OPINION: As VentureBeat’s News Editor, I don’t have time to read every single one of our guest posts. My focus is on breaking stories and everything that stems from them. Every once in a while though, I check out what some of our contributors have written. Sometimes I learn something new and sometimes I’m vehemently opposed. This is a case of the latter.
    Technology entrepreneur Umberto Malesci argued this week that highways should isolate self-driving cars in special smart lane
  • Big, powerful, and roomy: these are the most popular cars for self-driving experiments

    Big, powerful, and roomy: these are the most popular cars for self-driving experiments
    Yesterday, someone spotted one of Apple’s newly licensed self-driving cars puttering around in Silicon Valley, and — surprise! — it was a white Lexus RX450h. This wasn’t a total shock — after all, Apple registered three Lexus SUVs with the California DMV for autonomous driving earlier this month.But the extent of Lexus’ popularity among those conducting self-driving experiments is pretty amazing. Not only is Apple using the luxury car brand as a platform to te
  • Nintendo on supply issues: ‘Sometimes we get it wrong’

    Nintendo on supply issues: ‘Sometimes we get it wrong’
    Last night Nintendo made a surprise announcement: a brand-new piece of hardware is launching this summer in the form of the New Nintendo 2DS XL. That will mark the third major hardware release for the company in the span of nine months: the now-discontinued NES Classic Edition released in November, followed by the Nintendo Switch in March. The one common theme between these devices — and even the older Nintendo 3DS — is that they’ve been incredibly supply constrained of late, m
  • Microsoft’s latest Windows 10 preview lets you pin contacts to the taskbar

    Microsoft’s latest Windows 10 preview lets you pin contacts to the taskbar
    Microsoft was supposed to ship contact integration with its Windows 10 Creators Update, but the software maker mysteriously delayed the feature. While we’ve been waiting to see when it would appear, Microsoft is now testing it with its latest preview build of Windows 10 (16184). The My People feature allows Windows 10 users to pin contacts to the taskbar, and access chat apps and conversations easily. It’s a major change to the taskbar user interface, and one that will require a lot
  • ‘Sheeple’ is now in the dictionary, and Apple users are the example

    ‘Sheeple’ is now in the dictionary, and Apple users are the example
    Just when you though the mobile operating system flame wars of yesteryear had at last subsided, think again. This morning, Merriam-Webster gleefully tweeted a new addition to its online dictionary: “sheeple,” or “people who are docile, compliant, or easily influenced.” You might not immediately draw a connection to one particular proclivity over another, but Merriam-Webster takes the liberty of quoting CNN technology columnist Doug Criss.“Apple's debuted a battery c
  • Team Liquid’s Steve Arhancet tells us how to run an esports team

    Team Liquid’s Steve Arhancet tells us how to run an esports team
    Steve Arhancet, also know by his alias LiQuiD112, has seen esports grow from its infancy over the past decade. A former professional gamer, he is now co-CEO and co-owner of Team Liquid, one of the most successful esports teams in the industry.
    Esports is expected to grow from $696 million in 2017 to nearly $1.5 billion by 2020, according to market researcher Newzoo. And Arhancet is positioning Team Liquid to be one of the leaders.
    In September, 2016, Team Liquid was bought by Axiomatic, a compan
  • Twitter now supports emoji search, which we all absolutely needed

    Twitter now supports emoji search, which we all absolutely needed
    Emojipedia revealed on Twitter that users can now search for tweets and usernames with specific emoji. They chose to announce it by making fun of people using the fax machine emoji. 🆕 ✨ Twitter now supports emojis in 🔍 search. Here are people using the 📠 fax machine emoji for some reason pic.twitter.com/MWO6BrN4sk — Emojipedia 📙 (@Emojipedia) April 28, 2017 Naturally I had to search for every emoji available on my iPhone’s keyboard. I can&rsquo
  • The Persona 5 vinyl soundtrack will be a massive, expensive addition to your collection

    The Persona 5 vinyl soundtrack will be a massive, expensive addition to your collection
    Iam8bit is selling Persona 5’s big ol’ soundtrack as two separate vinyl versions to admire and then carefully tuck away into your dusty collection. First up is the $100 “Essential Edition,” a 4-record LP that is a curated list of the game’s most popular songs, rather than a definitive collection. For that, you’ll need to grab the Deluxe Edition, six records spanning 110 songs for $175.
    The music itself is a cool mix of jazzy, upbeat tracks, but what the collec
  • Ja Rule’s music festival disaster is a good reminder not to trust Instagram sponcon

    Ja Rule’s music festival disaster is a good reminder not to trust Instagram sponcon
    If you’ve been on Twitter the past couple of hours, you may have heard of something called Fyre Fest, and you may have heard that it’s already a disaster, even though it technically wasn’t supposed to start until today. The music festival, which was billed as a luxury experience in the Bahamas, has been “fully postponed,” which is fancy festival speak for “canceled.” The ticket holders who made it to the fest are currently stranded on the island of Exuma
  • GamesBeat weekly roundup: Call of Duty returns to WWII, and Heroes of the Storm goes 2.0

    GamesBeat weekly roundup: Call of Duty returns to WWII, and Heroes of the Storm goes 2.0
    Welcome to another GamesBeat weekly roundup! This time, Nintendo reveals the New 2DS XL, the PlayStation 4 hits 60 million sold, and Star Wars gets a match-3 puzzle game.
    Enjoy, and have a great weekend!
    Pieces of flair and opinion
    The DeanBeat: How Anita Sarkeesian’s Feminist Frequency changed games
    PC Gaming Weekly: Why we think PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds is special
    Watch VR horror game Wilson’s Heart disappoint Conan with its lack of sex
    How Bravely Default’s epic s
  • Sledgehammer Games is creating realistic art that evokes emotion in Call of Duty: WWII

    Sledgehammer Games is creating realistic art that evokes emotion in Call of Duty: WWII
    Activision unveiled the trailer and other details of Call of Duty: WWII this week. In this year’s Call of Duty installment, you’ll return to the roots of the series, playing a soldier in a squad in the 1st Infantry Division in the U.S. Army in the Second World War.
    The game looks amazingly realistic as an unflinching yet respectful portrait of the sacrifices soldiers made in combat during a distant war. Joe Salud, art director, put a lot of effort into coming up with that art style.
  • Equity podcast: Earnings clown car and the profitable-ish Dropbox with Hunter Walk

    Equity podcast: Earnings clown car and the profitable-ish Dropbox with Hunter Walk
     Welcome back to Equity, TechCrunch’s venture-capital focused podcast where we unpack the numbers behind the narrative. Homebrew’s own Hunter Walk joined us for this episode along with co-hosts Katie Roof, Matthew Lynley and myself. This week has been a delightful clown car of technology earnings, so we dove into Twitter’s surprisingly strong report that drove its share… Read More
  • Airbnb adds a new search filter to cater to business travelers

    Airbnb adds a new search filter to cater to business travelers
    In an effort to further appeal to business travelers, Airbnb today announced that it has added a new search function that can filter listings down to ones that are “business travel ready.”Image: Airbnb
    Airbnb defines this as listings for an entire home or apartment that come equipped with high-speed Wi-Fi, a desk, toiletries, 24-hour self-check-in, and contain five-star reviews in more than 60 percent of the listing’s feedback. Additionally, the listing’s host must have a
  • Trump signs executive order to expand offshore oil and gas drilling in Arctic and beyond

    Trump signs executive order to expand offshore oil and gas drilling in Arctic and beyond
    President Donald Trump just signed an executive order aimed at expanding offshore oil and gas drilling in the Arctic and Atlantic Oceans — and maybe even in the Pacific Ocean. The move, which is expected to lead to litigation in the courts, is the latest attempt to dismantle President Barack Obama’s environmental legacy. Last month, Trump began the process to halt Obama’s cornerstone plan to curb greenhouse gas emissions. And on Wednesday, he signed another executive order that
  • Nintendo's Metal Slime-themed 2DS XL is unexpectedly classy

    Nintendo's Metal Slime-themed 2DS XL is unexpectedly classy
    Nintendo just announced its new clamshell 2DS XL, but there's already a special edition version announced for Japan. The New 2DS XL Dragon Quest Liquid Metal Edition — it's actually a 2DS "LL" in Japan, and the name is in Japanese, but this is a fair translation — will ship in a bundle with Dragon Quest XI in July.Look at the cute metallic Slime face poking out of there! He just wants to be your metal friend, while you farm him mercilessly for EXP.
    My favorite limited edition 3DS so
  • Samsung Galaxy S8 owners report their phones are randomly restarting

    Samsung Galaxy S8 owners report their phones are randomly restarting
    The mysterious reddish tint might not be the only issue Samsung is experiencing with its smash-hit Galaxy S8 flagship. Numerous users are reporting their all-new handsets are randomly restarting by themselves. While it remains unclear what could be causing the glitch, it appears the issue persists in both the standard S8 and its slightly bigger S8+ sibling. Concerned owners have taken to Reddit, the XDA Developers forums as well as the Samsung US Community page to complain about the issue. Acco
  • Cloudera starts trading at $17.80, up 19% from IPO price

    Cloudera starts trading at $17.80, up 19% from IPO price
    Cloudera started trading on the New York Stock Exchange this morning at $17.80 per share under the stock symbol $CLDR.
    The big data company priced its IPO last night at $15 a share, above its original range of $12 to $14 per share. At that $15 price, the company is reportedly worth about $2 billion.
    As we wrote last month, Cloudera’s big focus is Hadoop, “open source software for storing and processing lots of different kinds of data.” One of Cloudera’s key comp
  • Read and understand a bestseller in under 30 minutes with Instaread, now 90% off

    Read and understand a bestseller in under 30 minutes with Instaread, now 90% off
    You should read more. We’ve all said it to ourselves. You hear about a great new book and you think, “I should pick that up.” Then life happens. Before you know it, that book is on a list of hundreds of titles under the category, “I wish I wasn’t so busy so I could get to that book.” For those of us too busy to crack all the books we’d like to read (which is basically all of us), a lifetime subscription to Instaread (now just $49.99 from TNW Deals) may
  • Super Mario Maker for Nintendo 3DS passes 2 million sales

    Super Mario Maker for Nintendo 3DS passes 2 million sales
    Mario fans aren’t just making their own levels. They’re making Nintendo happy.
    Nintendo revealed that Super Mario Maker for Nintendo 3DS has sold 2 million copies in its financial report for the fiscal year ending in March 2017. The game, which has players creating their own Mario stages by dragging and dropping tools via a touchscreen, came out on the 3DS in December.
    Super Mario Maker first came out for the Wii U in 2015. It was one of the few bright spots in the struggling sy
  • Uber finally lets you delete your account

    Uber finally lets you delete your account
    After being given the cold shoulder by a hashtag-using public, Uber has finally taken the hint and given users the ability to delete their own account. This new option — which should roll out in the next few weeks — comes in the wake of #DeleteUber, where dozens if not hundreds of users got rid of their accounts following numerous scandals. While doing that, they discovered deleting your Uber account was frustratingly obscure. Up until this point, the only way to delete your account
  • Ed Balls is still the best argument against searching for your name on Twitter

    Ed Balls is still the best argument against searching for your name on Twitter
    Ed Balls is more than just a man with a funny name. He’s a walking, talking cautionary tale. Six years ago to this day, the former Labour party minister tried to search for his name on Twitter. Don’t judge – we’ve all done it. Mortifyingly, Balls mixed up the search box with the one you compose tweets in, resulting in this. Ed Balls — Ed Balls (@edballs) April 28, 2011 If it was anyone else, it would go unnoticed. But Ed Balls is a well-known British politician, an