• This Car is Controlled by the Deep State

    When I bought my 2008 Honda Civic, I didn’t expect it to come with political affiliations. But the moment I turned the ignition, the radio tuned itself to a government press briefing. The GPS rerouted me to Area 51 “for lunch.” And every time I try to roll down the windows, the national anthem starts playing. Folks, my car is definitely in the Deep State.
    I tried reasoning with it. “Let me go to Target,” I said. The car responded by locking the doors and driving me
  • I Know Tiger Hat Custom Embroidered

    Let me tell you something: this hat knows. It’s not just embroidered — it’s enlightened. When I slipped on the “I Know Tiger” custom embroidered cap, I didn’t just gain +10 swag, I gained a psychic link to every house cat within a 3-mile radius. I walked past a zoo and the tigers nodded at me. Coincidence? The hat says no.
    This isn’t your basic trucker cap. No sir. It’s stitched with secrets. Each letter of “I Know Tiger” is embroidered

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