• Marine Big Box Wall Decor Murphy with Decanter

    They say art speaks to the soul, but until I met the “Marine Big Box Wall Decor Murphy with Decanter,” I thought my soul was more of a “silent film” kind of guy. But no—Murphy, a wooden-faced seafaring legend with the deadpan stare of a man who’s seen things (mostly rum disappear), now graces my wall like a drunken Poseidon trapped in a Pier 1 clearance section. And yes, there’s a decanter involved, because nothing screams “I make terrible life dec
  • It’s Not the 4th of July Until My Wiener Comes Out Custom Printed T-Shirt

    Some people wear fireworks on their shirts. Others go for eagles, flags, and freedom. But I? I wear a shirt that declares to the barbecue-loving public: “It’s Not the 4th of July Until My Wiener Comes Out.” And let me tell you, I’ve never felt more patriotic—or more banned from family photos.
    There’s something magical about watching a sea of red, white, and blue suddenly part like the Red Sea when I show up in this blessed cotton masterpiece. Children point. G

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