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Jet Powered Volkswagen Beetle

Fri, 04 Dec 2020 23:45:00 +0100

--Yes this is a real ad, and yes I used the photos everyone has seen from my website and shared. The last photo on this ad hasn't been posted anywhere and shows the lift I store it on. I take it down once and a while and run it. Again, this is a real ad for the world famous jet powered Beetle.

Street-Legal Jet Powered Volkswagen Beetle $550k. Why on Craiglist? Why not? Why a jet Beetle?

I think it may be time to let go of my flame throwing, running and d

IKEA Lamp

Sat, 12 Sep 2020 20:25:00 +0200

Letâs be real, itâs a dark time right now. You may find yourself wondering whether thereâs a light at the end of the tunnel, but I have great news for you, there is.

This lamp is tall enough that you can position it at or near the end of any tunnels you may find, but not so tall that it can get stuck inside the tunnel (we also have some mining lamps for sale, if thatâs more your style, but they look oddly like this one with the base taken off, and taped

Toilet paper seeds

Mon, 30 Mar 2020 01:37:00 +0200

Here you can see 2 toilet paper seeds, in their natural habitat, these are the best quality and are guaranteed to produce 3 ply paper for years to come if cultivated properly.

"CrapShoot"- Killer New Outdoor Game w/Toilet

Thu, 09 Jan 2020 04:04:00 +0100

Hey there, me and a couple friends have developed a fun, all weather, day and night addictive game called CrapShoot. Guys and girls, young and ancient are all encouraged to check out what you need to set up your own backyard game of luck and skill.

We're not selling you anything, we're just telling you about it so you can start having fun, and possibly starting a "league" of some sort, but that's down the road a little.

It's basics are really quite simple

Space Cruiser (Rick and Morty)

Wed, 30 Oct 2019 19:00:00 +0100

This is a heavily used Space Cruiser coupe.

1 owner. Non-smoker (but heavy drinker)

Odometer: 11.3.14159265359 parsecs

Does not run. Sold AS IS.

FEATURES:

- Seats 2 passengers comfortably (but can fit up to 3)

- Built-in security system to "Keep passengers safe"

- Runs on Nitro Dark Matter

- Mega Seed powered onboard computer system

- Registration valid until May 2020 (regis

THIS BEAUTIFUL COMBINATION FIREPLACE / 8-TRACK STEREO!

Sat, 12 Oct 2019 02:48:00 +0200

DON'T MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY!This amazing combination fake fireplace / phonograph / FM stereo / 8-TRACK-PLAYER! could be yours FOR THE ABSOLUTELY FREE PRICE OF $FREE$!!!Don't hesitate! It's not every day that a mid-70s MONTGOMERY WARD fake fireplace becomes available like this. IT WONT LAST LONG!Imagine the warmth and beauty it will bring to your stark and cold home. The stereo plays TODAYS HITS from LOCAL FM STATIONS while the fake firelog emits WARMING RAYS in the VISIBLE SPECTRUM!It's never to

1979 DODGE "STAR WARS" VAN, ORIGINAL SURVIVOR, ONE OF A KIND!

Wed, 11 Sep 2019 17:06:00 +0200

From a galaxy in a garage from far far away....I offer you the ultimate Star Wars van.

This 1979 Dodge âshortyâ van was designed and built two years after the original movie hit the theaters. The van has mostly been stored for many years. The original graphics are in good shape.The graphics on the hood have some cracking due to being face up to the sun. But I think it adds great character.

The van has in the last few years had a new crate motor

Carolina Hurricanes Organ

Tue, 06 Aug 2019 22:26:00 +0200

Theater Organ - 1997 Rodgers Model 360 Organ

Organ has only been used by the Carolina Hurricanes

Original price 43k.

Organ works. Plays as is.

Must pick up from offsite warehouse near RDU. Loading dock bay available.

Cashier Check Only.

$7995.00Make Offer

An open letter to the person who called the police!

Fri, 31 May 2019 18:38:00 +0200

Where do I begin? First off thank you. Thanks for being in right place at the right time and doing the right thing.

On a cold January night you saw my husband swerving all over the road. You followed him while dialing 911. I hadn't been able to reach him for a few hours and was frantic by the timethis happened. He was out driving under the influence.I appreciate you and everything you did for us.

Yes he was drunk, hammered even, and because of your act

Moving On is Hard To Do Sale (June 15)

Wed, 29 May 2019 04:15:00 +0200

*Photos 2-6 are stock photos of actual items for sale*Queen Size Casper Mattress:No sex was had in this bed. I bought it at the beginning of my year of celibacy. I didnâ€™t know back then it would be a year; no one knows how long things will last when theyâ€™re just starting. No dating, no sex, no one, one year. I had beautiful dreams in this bed, dreams about flying, about shooting through the air, and leaving this city behind me, dreams about landing in a foreig

UPDATE FOUND CAT - NEED OWNERS ASAP!!

Sat, 04 May 2019 15:48:00 +0200

UPDATE: thank you to everyone who told me this is actually a WILD BOBCAT!!! :-) Wtf!!! No wonder he was so grumpy!! I kidnapped him!! I am not from America and have never heard of bobcat, I thought all wild cats are much bigger than that!! I can not believe I brought it inside!! And he pissed all over my damn house so now I have to deep clean everything !!well Anyway I am glad at least he is okay and not a lost cat. I have let him go already back near the trees where he came from, and he was not

Unique challenge for experienced director - PAID

Wed, 06 Feb 2019 04:37:00 +0100

I am in search of an experienced director to tackle a unique challenge. My seven year old son is an up and coming film director, and I have decided that he is ready to direct his first feature film. His father has agreed to fund a film up to $250,000, so I'm looking for an experienced director to guide him through the process. He will be making all creative decisions, but he will need help and guidance.

His favorite directors are Steven Spielberg, Christopher Nolan, and Sta

Spot in lineup

Mon, 28 Jan 2019 03:20:00 +0100

Looking to bow out of the surf scene. Offering up a spot in the pecking order it's well below Marty but way above a Mollusk guy. Can give more details in person. (No low ballers Koa)

1971 Cadillac Hearse Superior

Sun, 20 Jan 2019 18:01:00 +0100

1971 Cadillac Hearse Superior For Sale!

One of a kind hearse. 472 big block, mechanically perfect from bumper to bumper. Rebuilt motor and transmission. Only about 1,000 miles on the rebuilds. Has 110,840 original miles. All new front end and brakes. All new brake lines and body mounts. New Gangster white wall tires, and New Baby Moon Wheels. New custom made aluminum radiator ($1000.00). AC and Heater works. Headlights, blinkers, and brake lights all work. All windows roll u

New Holiday proposed

Fri, 11 Jan 2019 00:38:00 +0100

America needs a new Holiday!!A Day where one can be genuinely content, happy, and calm.The Holiday name is: Ain't nobody mad at me day.A day where politics, police, boss, landlord, ex girlfriend,ex boyfriend, ex spouse, pet, co-worker, Bill collector, bartender,parents,kids,or any other authority that claims control of one's time is not at odds with you.

This Holiday was created by the exclamation "Damn I am glad it ain't me!" At the moment a neighbor was arrested.Americans n

Free Snowman

Tue, 04 Dec 2018 22:40:00 +0100

Free snowman used only one season...bring your own bucket...

Apple Macintosh SE STONE CASTING

Wed, 17 Oct 2018 22:14:00 +0200

Apple Macintosh 512/Plus/SE Stone Casting

No my oldMacintosh SE didn't turn to stone when it saw me wearing an Apple Watch.

This is a high quality casting of an early 1980's classic. I can't id the material but it looks a lot like concrete. I just haven't seen concrete castings of this quality or showing this much detail. Truly a one of a kind piece for the hard core Macintosh fan/evangelist. Don't let this one slip past you.You may not see another one.&

for sale snow cat limo

Thu, 06 Sep 2018 19:04:00 +0200

for sale snow cat limo , sv 250 bombardier snow cat combined with 1989 caddy stretch limo.Last used 2 years ago.
[see also The Canadian Broadcasting Company's writeup ]

Cat Kremlin - Garage Desk - BUCKETS !!!!!!

Fri, 24 Aug 2018 03:25:00 +0200

Cat Kremlin - Paper Mache

Teach your cat about the struggle of the proletariat and the oppression of the bourgeoisie with this handy 4ft piece of custom architecture!

Garage Desk (W 21in, L 57in)

Saw on it! Paint on it! Drill into it! A great place to turn your mildly broken electronics into an unfixable mess! The only limit is your imagination (and the space in your crammed garage).

5 Gallon Buckets

Holiday Themed. Recreate

To the 3 surfers who saved my life at Linda Mar 7/13 4 pm

Fri, 27 Jul 2018 07:04:00 +0200

I don't know who you are or how to locate you, but you literally saved my life. I want to thank you.

The last thing I recall is paddling for a wave (at Crespi) and the next thing I remember is laying on a stretcher on the beach looking up at EMTs and you guys in wetsuits. I was barely conscious and the ambulance took me to General Hospital's trauma unit in SF and I was able to go home by 8 pm after x-rays and a CAT scan. I have a concussion but am glad to be alive.I want you

bob's burgers hamburger landline phone

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 22:04:00 +0200

Even if you're not inspired by the beloved Beltcher family, who wouldn't want to live in the magical world where your phone is shaped like your favorite food?!?

I've had this for a very long time and used it maybe 5 times. Sounds great and easy to set up. Price is negotiable.

bob's burgers hamburger landline phone

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 22:04:00 +0200

Slow car/huge cargo bike for burning man

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 03:49:00 +0200

Hello bicycle weirdo!

I converted a car to be powered by bicycle. As you can see in the pictures, the engine has been replaced by a bike. The original transmission now has a cassette on it, and it still shifts (1-4, R and 5 are gone). The rest of the car has been stripped down, leaving only the rolling bits, exterior, driver's seat, brakes, and steering. I think it currently weighs about 900lbs. On the flats it's easier to pedal than expected-- we biked it up a (tiny) ~12% h

Special needs room seeker

Wed, 06 Jun 2018 10:22:00 +0200

I am so glad you found this ad. You would be perfect for our room. We know you are having financial difficulty and you just need someone to cut you a break. In our home we are not bound by those silly economic rules that everyone else has. We get free cable, electricity, water and our garbage is so good, the city pays us to take it!!!!!! We are just passing the savings on to you. Drama free!

Our home is spotless clean. It takes no effort on your part to keep it th

Prick on the Patio at Wild Wings

Mon, 21 May 2018 06:29:00 +0200

For your own health and the general good of society, I need you to find Jesus.If He doesn't work for you, take up yoga or progressive muscle relaxation - maybe even give Valium a try. Better yet, seek counseling from a licensed therapist. Because buddy, you don't know me, but you seem CRAZY.

I'm the lady seated next to you on the patio at Wild Wing Cafe in North Charleston today.Instead of a nice lunch with my mother, I was treated to your delightful 45 minute diatribe of fi

Gigantic Framed Art Angel Print With Hamburger Thoughts

Wed, 16 May 2018 20:57:00 +0200

This peint is absolutely huge. It's 56 in Long 1 inch thick and 40 in tall.

95 Honda CBR 900RR

Sun, 06 May 2018 18:59:00 +0200

1995 Honda CBR 900 RR, very unique.Yes it is wrapped with wrinke crush velvet.Slavage title and has a 96 motor in it.Will need tires.We've had the bike since 2001. Cross posted.

1999 Toyota Corolla - Fine AF

Thu, 19 Apr 2018 17:52:00 +0200

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let's talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope

Sunroof: nope

Fancy wheels: nope

Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story

My facebook archive

Thu, 12 Apr 2018 16:54:00 +0200

I decided to cut out the middle man and sell my facebook data directly. By purchasing my facebook archive you can check out what I like, what I love and what makes me cry and market your products and political organizations to me more accurately. Furthermore, you can know who my friends are, which ones I follow and which ones I mute. You can see how far I got in mafia wars and my high score in bubble bobble. How well did I do on that math puzzle that's driving the internet crazy? Find out by pur

Free Tree for firewood-Yes, THE famous Hillary Clinton Tree!

Wed, 11 Apr 2018 17:41:00 +0200

Several years ago Hillary Clinton's motorcade passed by my humble home near Zionsville Road and West 62 street in NW Indy. Apparently she became so displeased that her staff could not move my Ash (tree) from the RIGHT to the LEFT (of my driveway), she smote the tree and it died immediately. It would be a pleasure to donate this corpse of a tree to your next deplorable bonfire gathering. Just cut her down and haul her away. If the ad is still up, the tree is still up, Trump is still President and

Want to watch a live birth on mushrooms

Mon, 26 Mar 2018 14:18:00 +0200

Hey there,

My friends and I were trying to figure out the craziest thing we could do on magic mushrooms and realized that watching a live child birth would be, by far, the most incredible, mind-blowing experience that we could think of.

We are looking for a woman with-child who would permit 5 respectful ~27 year old men to watch her give live birth, while on magic mushrooms.

Compensation is negotiable, but for sure at least $100 pp a

Mercedes-Benz Sprinter DIESEL MANUAL SAUNA BANIA

Fri, 09 Mar 2018 22:52:00 +0100

1991 Mercedes-Benz 410D!

Removable & Portable Russian bath sauna spa!

95 HP!

DIESEL!

CLEAN! RUNS DRIVES GREAT!

5-SPEED MANUAL TRANSMISSION!

NO RUST!

BRAND NEW TIRES!

AND MUCH MUCH MORE!

The mileage on the title is exempt by Federal Law (Vehicles over 10 years and older) and the odometer reads 48,440 miles, which is 77,958 km as shown in the pics.

IMPORTED DIRECTLY FROM GERMANY!

It

Making dirty movies for the county

Wed, 07 Mar 2018 03:12:00 +0100

Interested in work in the vast sewer industry here in Atlanta then you just got the lottery, I'm hiring helpers to do video inspections with sonar in large diameter sewer, will train and certify in confined space. Look at it this way everybody's got to eat, sleep, sh!t and die so there will always be a need for this type of work. If interested email resume

Full Size Wax Figures Dressed in Amish Wardrobe-40 Different Sizes/Ages-Male/Fem

Wed, 28 Feb 2018 16:25:00 +0100

Selling 40 full-sized wax figures/vinyl in Amish wardrobe from the Amish Farm and House tourist attraction. Originally from the Lancaster Wax Museum in a barn raising scene.Mostly all of them believed to be made by Dorfman Museum Figures out of Baltimore.The infant has a stamp from a different manufacturer.

Varying sizes, ages and details on these figures. The wardrobe can be exchanged to suit your historical or theatrical needs. There are 5 female figures, 3 children figures, about 3

FS: Gently Used Orbital Launch Vehicle

Thu, 01 Feb 2018 07:12:00 +0100

Gently used orbital rocket in good condition. Fully loaded with onboard flight computer, launch and landing hardware. Take off and land anywhere! 9X Merlin engines each capable of producing 200k lb.ft of thrust. Just fuel it up and it's ready to go. Says Falcon 9 on the body, slight burnt paint can be buffed out.

Must bring own tug boat, no shipping. Asking $9,900,000 or best offer. Do not lowball, this is an orbital capable autonomous rocket. You will not find another one

Graveyard Vigilante Slayer - w4m

Mon, 18 Dec 2017 01:16:00 +0100

I knew we were meant to be the moment you said Hillary Clinton was a lizard person. I didn't care that you liked wearing socks with your flip flops, or that you like to dress in all black leather. I didn't judge you for being #Team Edward, or Bernie. Truth is, you make me laugh to the point my chapped lips bleed.

As I lay at night awake writing in my pink and purple "My Little Pony" journal, I snuggle up to my waifu pillow and wish it was you. I vision you standing there wit

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Fri, 03 Nov 2017 03:59:00 +0100

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Looking for the best cat on earth? Well you found him(updated).

Sat, 28 Oct 2017 00:13:00 +0200

I am probably the only person on Craiglist right now posting an ad about a pet like this one. You will realize this cat is so much more than a pet. He is someone special. This is a big novel so if you have 15 minutes sit back and relax and read my story. I want to tell you the whole thing so you know where I am coming from.

Pardon my terrible grammar I typed this all on a phone and am not going back to proofread it.

My cat's name is Oskar. Wi

Osteologist near Clark Park - w4w

Sun, 15 Oct 2017 19:12:00 +0200

You are studying osteology, but I think not in Philly.You and your girlfriend admired the plastic dog skeleton on my porch, and you thought it was extremely amusing that its scapulae were on backwards.We tried unsuccessfully to repair it.If that's not enough for you to know I'm talking about you, then you will also remember that you identified a mysterious skull I found in the ocean. I forget now what kind of fish it's from, so please tell me again what it is, though this is not why I am trying

Update Lost home in fire

Tue, 10 Oct 2017 22:51:00 +0200

"Update" Thank to everyone who has graciously offered my parents a place to stay. Luckily my brother's home has survived, and they have decided to stay with him while they rebuild their lives.

When this first happened my mom said she felt she had been erased and no one noticed. She has been in much better spirits seeing these responses.

My parents lost their home in the Tubbs fire yesterday. They almost did not make it out alive and left with their dogs a

Vintage Chuck E Cheese Showbiz Pizza Animatronic Band w/ Stage

Sat, 30 Sep 2017 01:35:00 +0200

This is a 4 piece Beach Bowzer's Band on a Cabaret stage. Hasn't been used in a few years. Have Cyberamics Control System Parts Manual, Preventative Maintenance Program Outline, Tech Manual.Tapes include Beach Bowzer's Ed Sullivan Cabaret,Beagles #3 Cabaret, and Beach Bowzer's Diagnostics Cabaret. Tapes are dated 1985. Don't know how to operate. As is.

Beautiful Italian Paperweight!

Thu, 28 Sep 2017 19:26:00 +0200

Don't need a 16k Paperweight? Of course you don't!How about an Italian money toilet!

Some of you may recognize this as a 2004 Maserati Coupe' (also known as the 4200 GT).Don't let that gorgeous Italian body fool you though, this car is Satan's chariot to Hell (or bankruptcy).

I do not exaggerate when I say that this car has been in the shop HALF the time I have owned it.In the last 6 months, I have put ELEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS into it in parts and labor a

A trip down Analog Lane- 27 years of video taping American history!!

Mon, 28 Aug 2017 20:24:00 +0200

**** 9-16-2017Attention everyone!Video collection now appears to have an owner (also from Beaverton) and awaiting an appointment for him to come and have the collection hauled off.Thank you to all who've participated.And I'll try to find you that Texas Chainsaw Massacre video tape Ryan from Arkansas! ****

Greetings all!

My name is Don; from Feb, 1987 [left the Navy in January,'87 USS Saginaw (LST-1188)- I got my 1st VCR from Circuit

U was da ultrasound tek at Bronson Cox hospital - w4w

Tue, 22 Aug 2017 07:30:00 +0200

It was Thursday night I had a UTI and you was like hermione from Harry Potter with your ultrasound wand and cast a spell on me. I was there with my boyfriend but would leav him for u cuz you know how to work it girl. If you wanna go get mcdonalds sometime hmu. Tell me how big the cyst on my ovary was so I know it's you

Wanted woman who wants to conceive child during totality eclipse in OR

Wed, 09 Aug 2017 07:39:00 +0200

I am 40 years of age, caucasian male from Europe. My heritage is strong and pure.

My looks, instincts, knowledge and strength is 100% pure and 100% lethal.

I am looking for a worthy female with strong genes, beauty and smarts. To join me - to experience the totality eclipse in Oregon.

Exact place not set.

If we have chemistry, I would like for us to make love while the eclipse is happening.

Man of my dreams! - w4m

Sun, 06 Aug 2017 04:45:00 +0200

This afternoon, you pulled up Bayou Beer Garden in your kayak just to grab a cold one. You sir, are the man of my dreams. You're not the kind of guy who just throws in the towel on perfectly good day off. No! You're the kinda man that grabs the bull by the horns and carpes the shit out of the diem. Have that beer baby. You deserve it. While airbnbers cower in their shotguns, awaiting word from the national guard, you sir, glide through the streets like a gondolier in the canals of Venice; a beac

Lets Move To ALASKA - m4w

Thu, 03 Aug 2017 22:40:00 +0200

I am a 55 year old man or I should say young guy I am looking for a wonderful woman to move to Alaska with me and live off the land let's make our own reality show come join me in the wilderness hopefully you're into freaky sex call if you're interested also must love children come on girl let's do this call your future hubby think about it wouldn't Alaska be awesome we build it all on our own we fuk our brains out and have a blast and maybe some children will come out of the situation it's nice

To The Father Of My Husband

Thu, 03 Aug 2017 05:32:00 +0200

To the Father of my Husband:

My husband was conceived in San Francisco. His mother doesn't remember much more than that due to brain damage from epileptic seizures. He will be 28 years old this October.

I am not writing to try to find you.

I am writing to let you know that he is doing fantastic and has turned into a pretty amazing human being, no thanks to you.

His mother moved to Yuba City where she gave birth to him and then over the next few

An Open Letter To All Posting In Housing

Sat, 22 Jul 2017 09:16:00 +0200

Vermonters, please understand the following:

A STUDIO IS NOT A 1 BEDROOM.

1 BEDROOM IS NOT A STUDIO.

STUDIOS ARE EFFICIENCIES AND SHOULD NEVER BE LISTED OR DESCRIBED AS A 1 BEDROOM.

A 1 BEDROOM MEANS A SEPERATE ROOM BIGGER THAN A CLOSET INTENDED TO BE A BEDROOM AND HAS A DOOR THAT CLOSES.

IF THE UNIT YOU'RE ADVERTISING DOES NOT HAVE THIS seperate ROOM, ISOLATED FROM THE REST OF THE APARTM

Learn to impersonate Tom Cruise!

Wed, 12 Jul 2017 23:18:00 +0200

Would you like to wow friends and family with your uncanny Tom Cruise impersonation?

Now you can learn how to be Tom Cruise, in just one afternoon! A PROFESSIONAL Tom Cruise impersonator is developing a one-hour crash course where you can learn to do YOUR OWN impression of the TOP GUN star. He needs "beta testers" who are eager to learn the tricks of the Tom-Cruise-impersonator trade.

ALL genders/body types/ethnicities are welcome. You don't ha

Cadillac DeVille SMOKER!

Thu, 29 Jun 2017 20:33:00 +0200

Cadillac Deville Smoker

ONE OF A KIND!!!!!

This is an custom homemade BBQ trailer grill. 1988 Cadillac Deville Smoker weight 2600 capacity 1300 heavy duty & gagged steel great for parties, weddings or family unions. Has it's own hitch to pull anywhere. Great investment! SERIOUS buyers only!!!

Thank you!!!!

BEER SEEDS

Thu, 25 May 2017 19:11:00 +0200

GROW YOUR OWN BEER GARDEN !

Beer seeds available for purchase. SPRING SPECIAL - 10 for $5.00 !

Pick-up in Lakewood or shipping available.

Email for more info.

Have a great day !

(results not typical but fun to try)

Preds Catfish Thrower Needed (Will Pay)

Fri, 12 May 2017 16:41:00 +0200

Wanted: Catfish Thrower for 5/16 or 5/18 Preds Home Game

Background:I unwisely bet against my wise colleagues that if the Preds made it to the 3rd round, I would throw a catfish on the ice.However, when the time came to become an immortal, I backed down and realized I was deathly allergic to catfish - unwilling to make good on the bet and grab the brass ring of celebrity.I was offered a choice:catfish trampstamp, or hire a catfish thrower.I chose the latter.

Free 18' Sailboat

Sun, 23 Apr 2017 01:33:00 +0200

Free 18' Sailboat. Grandpa was a sailor, missed the open water and so he hired a crane to drop a sailboat in his swimming pool. Time to get the boat out. Free to anyone who can remove the boat without damaging the block wall or landscaping. Serious inquires only. No trailer, no boom, no sails or rigging. Rudder? Yes. Still free. Thank you.

Glorious Starter Potato

Sat, 15 Apr 2017 09:41:00 +0200

In spring cleaning, I was cleaning out a back cabinet and found a glorious starter potato.I feel sad just chucking him since he has made such an impression in attempt at life and propagation.If you have a yard, or garden, and would be willing to take this glorious plant from my hands, I'd be happy, knowing he is able to live his dreams.

I've included photos, to show his gnarly awesomeness, and I hope you can help provide him a great loving home aka fertile soil to grow.

Does mold turn you on? - w4w

Sat, 15 Apr 2017 02:03:00 +0200
Do you like to get down and dirty around decay? Do you wanna fuck among some fungi? The title says it all. I'm just a cold babe livin a moldy bedroom lookin for a lady. The jury's out on whether or not this musty love nest might be hazardous, but what's the fun in doin it without a little danger? The mattress isn't directly on the composting carpet so while you won't be manhandling the mildew, you'll still be having sex while swimming in spores.

You bring a jacket, I'll make a mix tape

Overly Aggressive Couch/Futon

Wed, 12 Apr 2017 22:38:00 +0200
Get this satanic fucking couch out of my home. It's free and has made multiple sexual advances on me at times. There is a spring poking out the one end through the fabric and it will give you dirty looks when you are alone with it. Dry clean only, house broken. Email for mission briefing.

Tomato cages/giant eyeball pokers

Tue, 11 Apr 2017 23:45:00 +0200
On the strip of grass next to the street, I've put out 4 tomato cages, which you could poke out some serious eyes with, should you so wish.*

3 appear to be galvanized steel, the other appears to be rusty.

Free for the taking, on the curb.And you don't even have to listen to my Amway sales pitch!

I'll remove this ad when they've disappeared.

*I do not endorse or recommend poking eyes. Any consequences of eye pokin

Looking for Smash hater from 1991 WWF House Show

Mon, 10 Apr 2017 03:37:00 +0200
Dear sir,

You were at this show (which must have been of the last pre-Repo Man performances for Smash) in about 1991 or so; the main event was Ultimate Warrior vs The Undertaker... which roughly lines up with that years Summerslam and the WWF's then-habit of just recycling those main events for months after on house shows.

Anyway, Smash was on the card as a low midcarder, having seen the Demolition push completely destroyed by the arrival of LOD/Road War

FUNKY LAWN SEX ... (just kidding it's a yard sale)

Sat, 08 Apr 2017 01:12:00 +0200
Ahhh, Spring in Georgia!The weather is infuriatingly unpredictable, ants are preparing their assaults on our kitchens, and pollen has us by the nads.
So we're having a yardsale!
Or really, Mom is having a yard sale and I get to write the CraigsList ad. They used to let me make signs, too, but I kept zoning out and writing "YARD SARD" by accident and wasting all their poster board.
Seriously, fam...Mom has an entire storage building primarily allocated just for all the crap she doesn't need but r

20 lbs of FREE BACON

Wed, 05 Apr 2017 15:14:00 +0200
I am a vegan and my (soon to be ex wife) went out and purchased 20 lbs of bacon as some sort of sick joke and I need it out of my fridge TODAY!! I don't want to throw away that much bacon but I will if it's not gone asap. Located in midtown. Call/text for address

Pet Spider

Wed, 05 Apr 2017 06:06:00 +0200
I'm looking for a new home for my pet spider, it lost its mate and it's been lonely and depressed lately. It's an easy keeper and very quiet. Comes with a cardboard home. Offered to a good home only. Message me if interested.

FREE TO GOOD HOME.

Curb Alert - if you're lonely

Sat, 01 Apr 2017 22:27:00 +0200
Curb alert! Saw this little lady hanging out.

Polar Pop cup collection

Fri, 31 Mar 2017 16:06:00 +0200
I have 1060( close estimate) of42-44 oz Polar Pop cups that I have saved. These are at my office and now my boss has decided I need to get rid of them.I don't need that kind of negativity, but, he is a really cool boss, so I will accommodate.

I dunno if someone has ause for them, I mean we made a cool arch way that contains 100 cups to achieve, so, with a 1060, you can make 10 of them for a typical interior door.

These are all clean.I would get my daily

ANTIQUE DOLL 1800s GERMAN BISQUE SLEEPING EYES Composition Body

Fri, 31 Mar 2017 15:06:00 +0200
Damaged ANTIQUE DOLL 1800s GERMAN BISQUE SLEEPING EYES Composition Body. Beautiful face. Measures 8-1/2". Back of head damaged ( see pics). Left leg wire hook has come off the string.

Shop truck

Fri, 31 Mar 2017 01:06:00 +0200
For sale is our shop truck.It used to be a pretty nice truck but now it's not so great.its not so great because I have beaten on it and done zero oil changes since I bought it and because one night some buddies and I got blasted ass drunk and drove it through the field.At one point we jumped it off a deck which tore some front end components off and ripped the steering apart.The hood, grill, and steering parts were replaced and I un wrapped the other front end stuff from around the drive shaft.e

99 (empty) bottles of beer

Sat, 25 Feb 2017 23:23:00 +0100
I've been collecting 99 unique bottles of beer over the last few years, but I've finally hit my goal and now am ready to pass them along, be it to recycling or to a good home! Bottles are boxed and ready to go when you are.

Some possible uses:

-If you homebrew and want to bottle your beer - the vast, vast majority are pry-off caps, so easy enough to re-bottle.

-If you're planning a trip to Michigan and want to get an astounding rate of return o

I adopted your dog in 2009 his name was Biscuit.

Thu, 23 Feb 2017 19:41:00 +0100
In 2009 I adopted a pom mix from a family that lived in Greystone Subdivision in St. Charles. Your daughter was so heart broken but what ever your reasons were you had to re home him so you put an ad on Craigslist and I had responded. You said it was between and someone who maybe wanted to breed him. You chose me!! On Feb 13 2009 I came to your home to pick him up. I promised your daughter I would love him and give him a good life. I promised I would keep you updated on him and fully intended to

Hoverboard Kart

Tue, 14 Feb 2017 19:16:00 +0100
This one-of-a-kind, awesome "Scooter Kart" is sure to be an attention-grabber! Made from an old grocery cart frame, a 2-wheeled self-balancing board, and some ingenuity (lol). Use it to cruise to your favorite fishing hole or campsite, without the hassle of having to lug everything yourself, making trip after trip. To be sold "AS IS". Details:

--sturdy metal frame

--(2) rear hard rubber wheels

--(2) mid-section caster wheels

--electric

VENTRILOQUIST DOLLS

Thu, 02 Feb 2017 17:00:00 +0100
Howdy Dowdy Charlie McCarthy Danny O'Day Mortimer Snerd Laurel and Hardy Old vintage composition can not receive text on phone check emails twice a day make offers will trade for Godzilla stuff old lunchboxes guitars all most anything

Splorch (Incredibly Rare Adult Novelty Toy)

Sat, 28 Jan 2017 05:53:00 +0100
Perfect for Easter

This has never been used in a sexual manner. I understand the awkward nature of this posting so please be mature. This is known as an ovipositor. It shoots ice/gelatin eggs. I purchased item with the intention of using with female partners I had at the time. I do not have them in my life anymore and this never got any use (unrelated). These things are custom made and take several months to arrive at your door. If you like this one you could avoid that process all tog

Cards Against Humanity is hiring a CEO!

Sun, 22 Jan 2017 20:22:00 +0100
Cards Against Humanity, the #1 best-selling party game, is hiring a new CEO!
Let's face it: we have no idea what we're doing. This year, we wasted an enormous amount of time and  energy trying to get Hillary Clinton elected President, and on Black Friday we dug a huge hole in the  ground because we wanted to find out if it would be funny. It's been a great run, but now it's time  for real adult leadership.Requirements
We are seeking a highly qualified executive to run our compa

Condoms & Bread - w4m

Thu, 19 Jan 2017 02:32:00 +0100
Hi-

You left your 36 value pack of condoms and your organic multi grain whole wheat bread at my Farmers Market table this past Saturday (1/14.) You included the receipt for the condoms, which both shocked and delighted me. I really had no idea condoms were this expensive. Shocked because, although these look like really good ones, they set you back almost 40 bucks!Delighted because if no one claims them, I'm exchanging them for 4 tubes of Maybeline Great Lash Mascaras (a tru

1 OF A KIND CUSTOM METALLICA PARTY VAN 1974 CHEVY G10,HIT THE LIGHTS

Sun, 15 Jan 2017 03:33:00 +0100
HAVE MORE FUN THAN ANYBODY AT BARRETT-JACKSON!INTERNATIONAL BUYERS WELCOME! PLEASE CALL ME AT ... WITH ANY QUESTIONS. METALLICA!!!! So you say you are a big fan of one of the greatest Heavy Metal bands in history?James Hetfield, Kirk Hammett, Cliff Burton, Jason Newsted, and Lars Ulrich (sorry Mustaine but you bug and Trujillo you got to the party late) need no introduction for the legends in Metal that they are.How can you not want to be cruising HIT THE LIGHTS around Hollywood?MOBILE MEDICA

Dolly Parton Pinball mahine

Tue, 10 Jan 2017 23:00:00 +0100
1978 Bally, Dolly Parton pinball machine. Works great, disassembled ready for pickup Good back glass good field. $750.00 CASH

Subaru Volkswagen Car Invention/Functioning

Fri, 06 Jan 2017 17:53:00 +0100
This is a Subaru Volkswagen Car Invention.It is a functioning vehicle.It has two engines, one in the front and one in the back.They both function.The asking price is $7,000 or best offer.

The front half is a 1985 Subaru GL 4 cylinders.The back end is a 1973 Volkswagen Beetle 4 cylinders.

Esta es una invencion.Es un Subaru Volkswagen.El vehiculo si funciona.Tiene dos motores, uno al frente y una atras.Los dos funcionan.El precio es $7,000 o mej

Used Bernie 2016 blue bumper sticker (with free 2005 Ford Explorer)

Tue, 22 Nov 2016 01:24:00 +0100
For sale is a lightly used "Bernie 2016" blue bumper sticker. There is a 2005 Ford Explorer attached to the sticker which I will include free of charge.

Clean all around and in overall great shape, there is some minor body damage (pictured) on the left side of the sticker. This authentic campaign original in 'powder blue' was seen all over the United States throughout the spring of this year before becoming a rare collectors item in mid July.

1980 Electric Car

Sat, 12 Nov 2016 19:54:00 +0100
This is a 48 volt factor City Commuta Car, drives and rides nice.Its comparable in speed to a electric golf cart, would work well in town commutes, and short town commutes.I need no help selling this electric car.

Giant Ugg Boot? Giant Ugg Boot.

Thu, 10 Nov 2016 18:07:00 +0100
Tired of all the other basics showing you up style wise when you go home for thanksgiving? Kick em in the face.....with fashion. This giant ugg style boot is robustly built and can handle more pumpkin spice induced diabeetus than the fine folks at Liberty Medical and Wilford Brimely himself! will know what to do with.

Now I know what you are thinking "What sort of things can I do with this boot??!!!" Fear not, this boot is both stylish and versatile. maybe your ca

CANADIAN LESSONS! Are you American and moving to Canada?

Wed, 09 Nov 2016 11:51:00 +0100
Trump was elected president.

We're sorry.

After the election, the Canadian immigration website crashed.

If you're one of the many Americans planning to convert to Canadianism, I can help you get integrated quickly and smoothly by offering my tutoring services to help you become one of us.

I've got approx. 23+ years of experience and charge $30/hour (Canadian dollars. First lesson: One CAD = 0.75 USD) so basically, that's a

Minion!

Sat, 05 Nov 2016 16:31:00 +0100
Handmade Minion fire pit.30" tall, with poker and pick.$225 or interesting trades.Mostly interested in tools, hand held man toys and automotive/motorcycle related things, but willing to look at anything.

Free Homemade X-Wing Fighter Shell for Wheelchair

Wed, 02 Nov 2016 15:29:00 +0100
My son had broken his leg and had to be in a wheelchair for a few weeks (including Halloween). I made a simple X-wing fighter shell that fit over his wheelchair.

If anyone has a child in a wheelchair that might like wheeling around in a X-wing, you are welcome to come and take the X-wing. It has 2 main parts. The wingspan is pretty big....so you would need a van with the seats down to be able to take it.

This was made to fit the Drive Medical BLS18FBD-EL

Fall In Love With Me/The All Mixed Up - w4m

Mon, 26 Sep 2016 23:00:00 +0200
I was looking for blank cassette tapes at the thrift store to make some mix tape of my own when I found yours.

Labeled only on the tape itself, The All Mixed Up on one side and Fall In Love With Me on the other. Non descriptive J Card.

These are the kind of thrift store finds I always dream of. I bought your mix tape plus a blank one for a dollar and went on my way.

I figured I'd at least have a cool story to tell my friends if it all went badly, but never expected

Tauntaun Snowmobile!

Thu, 08 Sep 2016 02:57:00 +0200
Selling a one-of-a-kind, never been seen before, work of art. And it's FAST! I've had it up to 70mph and was afraid to go any more. I call it Tauntaun, after the snow lizard in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.

The "fake" fur has been coated with silicone to help repel water. The SLP pipes were painted to resemble internal organs. It smokes a little at start up until it gets warm, but it always starts up, even when it's been sitting for months! Selling it becaus

Vader Custom Fire Pit

Mon, 22 Aug 2016 05:39:00 +0200
Vader Fire Pit! See flames at night in eyes and mask. 44 Wide x 54 Tall approximately (Not including smoke stack). Outside use only. Delivery available. Mask opens to load wood. Door opening 24 wide x 12 Tall. See on website @ stateofthearcmetalwork.com.

Vintage, Artisinal Telephones

Wed, 03 Aug 2016 01:51:00 +0200
These vintage phones were handused in Austin, Texas at a boutique call center. These classic communication devices come complete with a curly accent cord and collector's edition taupe plastic finish. The phones have a finely aged yellow patina from 24-hour fluorescent light exposure over the past 25 years.

For the past six months, these artisinal communication devices have been on display in a art piece entitled "Mass Communication" at the prestigious Hastings Gall

Starship Enterprise Model

Mon, 01 Aug 2016 21:49:00 +0200
Special unique version of the Starship Enterprise.

Size is 15 feet by 5 feet.

$25k plus shipping.

Bob

LIVE LONG AND PROSPER.

captain kirk, trekkie, star wars, models, space ships

star wars, enterprise, rocket models,millennium falcon, vador

Wanna put my tender heart in a blender

Thu, 21 Jul 2016 18:57:00 +0200
Never date a corporate lawyer. Here's how it goes. You match him on Tinder and give him a chance even though he ghosted you after one date. You never get an explanation for this beyond "I was looking for something specific," which sounds like another lawyer or some Woody Allenesque waif-bot, but most Brooklyn dudes want that, so fuck it. He has nice hair. He apologizes, claims to hate True Detective, and laughs at all your jokes.

He's kind. Not like other corporate

Your dick pic cured my breast cancer - w4m

Sat, 16 Jul 2016 16:46:00 +0200
I met you in the cafeteria about a week ago at the University of Chicago Medical Center.

We struck up a conversation about chemotherapy and insurance premiums.You spoke of your ailment of having crohn's disease and I spoke of my battle with breast cancer.You were slightly taller than me and had a sleeve arm tattoo which I admitted liking...

While we were talking, I began to tear up while informing you that my prognosis was elevated to stage 3 and that st

camouflage truck $1800 obo.

Fri, 15 Jul 2016 22:14:00 +0200
1984 Chevy shorted in great shape with a perfect camouflaged paintjob. 4 wheel drive like new interior,very clean windows. low miles.

PROFESSIONAL POKEMON GO TRAINER $20/hr

Tue, 12 Jul 2016 17:30:00 +0200
About me: Also known as 'Golbat-chan' on sites like 4chan and imgur, I am a 24-year-old lifelong Pokemon enthusiast who wants to help YOU become the very best.My services are simple: I will walk around in 1-4 hour shifts signed in to your account capturing every single Pokemon I come into contact with, activating every Poke Stop I pass and walking nonstop to help hatch your eggs. I'll even send you hourly updates while you're at work/class/on a hot date informing you of any really exciting thing

Handsome officer (Grapevine) - w4m

Fri, 08 Jul 2016 21:28:00 +0200
To the Handsome Police officer that pulled me over trying to catch Pokemon at 2 in the morning. I just want to say, you are gorgeous, that is all.

Basically 2 studio apartmints

Fri, 08 Jul 2016 14:39:00 +0200
Employed or students.

I have no use for the 2 up stairs rooms except to rent them as studios. 12x14 south side studio with sunny balcony, 140 degree view of the sky, partial view of snow capped mountains. The 10x14 west side studio can be used as a sun tan room, view of cross streets, large closets. 2 bedroom, 1 1/2 bathapartmint that I'm leasing long term. South side studio is rented, UNR graduate, male.

Studios are unfurnished except for kitchen applia

Immaculate Produce at Trader Joe's 6/26 - w4m

Tue, 28 Jun 2016 03:00:00 +0200
I was the blue-eyed brunette in black leggings who asked you if Trader Joe's was still selling collard greens on Sunday, June 26. While you checked in the back, I texted my roommate about the "adorable produce guy at TJs". You reported back to me the bad news; then while I decided on my alternate, you arranged all those greens - the kale, the romaine, the spinach, the micro-greens - in the most immaculate formation I have seen. It was artistry of the type I see in pine cones. When I fi

2012 Kia Sorento EX with the soul of a Ferrari and built by craftsmen

Mon, 27 Jun 2016 19:28:00 +0200
What happens when ex-Ferrari F1 engineers toss back a few beers with ex-Rolls-Royce craftsmen? They create the 2012 Kia Sorento EX. But wait, before you continue reading, you need to ask yourself . . .

Why wouldn't you want to replicate the feeling of riding on a majestic dual-horned unicorn?

Now, be warned, this beast is not for everyone. If you're a guy or gal that can handle Kardashian levels of attention from the paparazzi as you drive around your n

Three Wheeled Car

Sun, 26 Jun 2016 23:55:00 +0200
Radically customized '27 Dodge.All metal, powered by a '96 Geo Metro automatic, 4 cyl, 3 speed. Gets mid to upper 30 MPG. Power seats, AC, heater, convertible top, working fold out windshield & cowl vent, daylight running lights. Pinky has been an excellent ministry tool for us and our hope is she can continue as such.Call & let's negotiate.

REALDOLL- STOLEN- CAMPUS PUB/JIMS PARKING LOT

Sat, 18 Jun 2016 14:49:00 +0200
I was at Campus Pub/Jims, showing off my RealDoll.I was a tad hammered that night.I must have let 2 guys show the doll to one of their friends, & they didn't come back before closing time.I don't remember their exact names (& neither do my friends unfortunately), but I do recall two faces, 2 white males.The original idea for this was to be my up & coming post grunge band's stage mascot.I was in the process of recruiting additional members for our band.A police report has been filed w

Nigel is looking to score - I'm looking to adopt

Sun, 29 May 2016 23:53:00 +0200
My crested gecko Nigel needs the love of a good woman. It is preferable that said woman is also a gecko (not that he's closed minded, I just don't see how it would work any other way).

His life is a lonely one. Abandoned at a young age by his previous master, forced to wander alone in the wilderness before being rescued by me (actually I just carried him from his old house to my car in a small bowl. Not really a bowl I guess, it was more of a tupperware kind of thing. The ki

spider float or yard decoration

Thu, 26 May 2016 07:43:00 +0200
Requires assembly. You Pick Up!I need the space!

This was used in approximately 4 parades. It has been stored indoors, for a couple of years. Needs wheels for parade , or used asstationary halloween decor.

Pre 1800 antiques

Fri, 20 May 2016 02:33:00 +0200
I am looking for old Mormon artifacts from the book of Mormon.I would like to purchase items from the days of the Nephites and Lamanites such as shields, arrows, bows, knives,or any of the other items that they might have used in there battles,anything would be great.I would also love to have maps, pottery, coins, statues, vases, or any artifacts from the large city of Zarahemla or Mulek.If some one had any writing in reformed Egyptian that was apparently used I would like to see it.

I

Motorized Bicycle

Tue, 10 May 2016 23:56:00 +0200
I regret it but selling my custom built Motorized Bicycle, please look at the photos for more details.

It has a Honda 4 stroke GXH50 49.4cc 2.5hp engine on a SPECIALIZED HARD ROCK 21spd

High end mountain bike with Weinman Rims.

Note the 3 to 1 ratio Torq-A-Verter TAV2 model which allows for good climbing power and idle at stops.

I built this unit for metal detecting days and traveling down fire lane roads and going across

Yahoo! -- $8 Billion or B/O

Thu, 28 Apr 2016 16:22:00 +0200
A rare find, this one-of-a-kind Internet original is now available to the public for a limited time.A beautiful piece in good-to-fair condition, showing some signs of wear but easily restored in the hands of the right person. Sadly, the original owners can no longer maintain it.Total package includes:
* 1 billion users, more or less* Web email system (now 62% spam free!)* Bottomless archive of Kim Kardashian photos* Flickr & Tumblr* Fully equipped Nautilus gym* A really nice cafeteria* The Y

FREE Baby Zombie Hand FREE

Tue, 26 Apr 2016 02:53:00 +0200
Name: Melvin the baby zombie hand

Likes: women's panties (preferably with words), holding jewelry and driving Ford Mustangs

Eats: peanuts and human flesh

FREE family friendly fun!!!

Used Pirate ship

Wed, 20 Apr 2016 04:45:00 +0200
You "arr" lookin at a used Pirate ship for sale by the " ownarr" she is equipped with 3 cannons and a skeleton crew!Please, serious and qualified Pirates can " parlay" with Captain Dan

unique vehicle brings joy

Fri, 15 Apr 2016 20:44:00 +0200
My wife said it her or the van. I thought long and hard but came to the decision that, as much as I love this vehicle, I loved her more. My kids would choose the van.Dumber than dumb and dumber! Make this facinating ultra custom, vehicle work for you! It has more bells and whistles than a clown factory with the comfort and reliability of an easy chair.
This vehicle was a 2006 Ford Econoline 350 that we bred with a standard poodle and Grover. The resulting beast is the ultimate smile generator. I

COME TAKE THESE FAKE ASS TREES BEFORE I HURL THEM OFF MY BALCONY

Sun, 03 Apr 2016 21:13:00 +0200
PLEASE SOMEONE COME TAKE THIS GODDAMN TREES OUT OF MY HOUSE. I am so fucking sick of looking at them. Really actually nice looking trees, but I loathe them with a fiery intensity because of how long they have been sitting in my apartment being completely useless. Over 6 feet tall and fuckin up my second bedroom. Originally paid $150 a piece. No pets or smokers. $50 or best offer to whoever will come and release me from this hell.<>

Hey Craig, Thanks

Sat, 02 Apr 2016 22:35:00 +0200
Dear Craig,

Whoever the heck you are, I really don't care. I was buying something about 20 years ago when a friend of mine said something about Craigslist. I really did not pay any attention. I didn't care, and I sure wasn't going to trust the advice of some dude named Craig, who I didn't even know existed.

Now, 20 years later, I just made a very cool trade on Craigslist, that was done only because I really love a good story.

Last

Black velvet painting -- oddball

Thu, 24 Mar 2016 10:29:00 +0100
"Mentalpus Can't Make It Stop"

Acrylic on black velvet

Superbly painted by Taylor Winder.

24"x36"

You can't see the sparkles so well here, but they're in the background as well as the creature's eyes.

This piece is a must-see, hilarious and disturbing at the same time.

Project miata

Wed, 09 Mar 2016 02:41:00 +0100
Project Miata runs drives crazy paint job needs restoration<>

The Mystery Machine! (05 Chevy 2500 Cargo)

Sun, 06 Mar 2016 18:50:00 +0100
It is with a heavy heart and a trepidatious spirit that I bring to you, the fine people of CL, The Mystery Machine.Ever wonder what it is like to be by far the coolest driver on the road? Well wonder no more and see for yourself. To drive The Mystery Machine, is to be a celebrity. You will get cheers, you will get smiles and you will get love from the people. Imagine being parked next to Adrian Peterson's R8 and having people want to take pictures of YOUR ride.Having trouble finding that special

2014 Kia Optima rear end damage

Thu, 03 Mar 2016 03:21:00 +0100
2014 Kia Optima salvage title , rear end damage , car still run & drives 34xxx miles automatic transmission , 4 cylinders, keyless , power locks , Windows ,& seats , rear view camera
I'm asking $4,500no low ballers , no companies or dealers , local pick ups only , cash onlycall me at ... thanks , hablo español>

1970 Honda n600 Minion Style

Thu, 25 Feb 2016 17:20:00 +0100
1970 Honda n600 is a very small cute car, manual trans and new tires and no rust. NV title. Needs some work but it runs and will drive. Carb issues and brake issues. Minion windshield is just a cover. I have more pics. Must see to appreciate. Serious inquiries only please. 7500.00<>

Mobile brothel

Mon, 22 Feb 2016 04:36:00 +0100
197? Chrysler motor home. I bought this former mobile brothel from one of the oldest pimps in Nevada. I believe it's the one I was conceived and born in. My mother found it for me a few years ago while volunteering for the humane society in Vegas. I bought it right away for $10,000 because it's kind of sentimental to us since my father was an aeronautical engineer turned Navy Seal firefighter and a CIA spy who worked for Richard Nixon himself. Needless to say didn't have much time for dating so

Free vegan hamster gazing

Wed, 10 Feb 2016 06:13:00 +0100
Hey, man. I've been practicing the ancient tribal meditation art of vegan hamster gazing for 10 years now and feel that I am close to perfection with my practice. I'm inviting you, free of charge, to gaze at my vegan hamster for a whole new level of oneness. Email for more details. Sawdust will be provided. Thanks.

Tiny bike to quit job

Wed, 10 Feb 2016 01:50:00 +0100
So I am looking to rent a tiny bike to quit a job. I want to roll in there smoking a blunt and or vape pin and laugh sample food and say fuck off..... $50 shouldn't take that long. Probably won't call the cops on me cuz they all love and respect me. They will just ask me to leave. We could record it. It would become a YouTube sensation. Lol. Willing to leave collateral for bike. I don't want it.... I want quit in glory.

Thou Art Gone, Sweet Ghetto Hot Tub

Fri, 05 Feb 2016 16:59:00 +0100
And With That, She Is Gone...
Sweet ghetto hot tubyou came to meon Craigslist freenow I doth release thee
Bereft of chemicalsmy love and I did soakin waters most sublimewith nary a poke
Her pump is brokenher redwood oldshe spurts and gurglesat 110 VAC-- or so I'm told
Ask not for me to move herfor she is of great girthMention not her broken partsShe is priced what she is worth
Yet she doth hold waterwell as her maiden voyagefilled from the tankin one's garage
You haulYou cleanYou becomeA content

Super Bowl 50 Sign

Wed, 03 Feb 2016 18:20:00 +0100
Super Bowl 50 celebratory sign. Only a dozen made and very few exist intact. Some minor scratches near bottom, and "SuperBowl50" lettering has been temporarily re-arranged to say: "Spurm Owl 05". But you can rearrange the letters to say whatever you want them to after you come down to my garage. I will donate a small portion of the proceeds to help pay for the $5 million cost to San Francisco for hosting the Super Bowl.
You can pay $5000 or choose to answer a series of riddles followed by an ero

Heart shaped potato

Tue, 02 Feb 2016 04:03:00 +0100
Just in time for Valentine's Day. Heart shaped yukon gold potato.How perfect would it be to serve your sweetie a baked potato with a engagement ring stuck in the top!Found this potato in a 5 pound bag and didn't have the "heart" to eat it.If interested please text me. >

WANTED: COMMMITTED CAT LOVERS IN MALHEUR!!!

Mon, 25 Jan 2016 18:11:00 +0100
We will seize illegally held land and use it to establish a herd of free range cats from which to harvest wool.Malheur is the purrfect site for cat ranching the way God intended.It has an abundance of natural food, water, and a mild climate.Birds are plentiful.Catnip should thrive.We will develop a new breed:the Harney County ranch cat.We need hardy breeding stock such as Maine Coon, Manx, 'merican Bobtail, and Persian (natural born only).No hairless cats unless neutered/spayed.A few lions would

Thumb wrestling Partner - m4t

Thu, 14 Jan 2016 18:45:00 +0100
I need somebody to thumb wrestle. I love the sport and am very passionate about it. I have different stage names for my (left) thumb, but the most famous that you may have heard about (if you know the TW crowd) is El Chupa Thumbrah. he has a little mustache and I paint a red and green leotard on him for events. I am mostly looking for left handed partners to compete against and cheer on, but anyone with a caring and supportive demeanor and the grip of a teenage offshore drill hand is welcome.<

To the person who ran over my dog on Nov. 14

Wed, 13 Jan 2016 23:31:00 +0100
I just wanted to say that he is okay!
Saturday Nov. 14 around 11am on Providence St. in Sun Prairie:My dog, a medium-sized tan lab mix, darted out of the house and into the street in front of your car at the wrong moment.
Thank you for stopping to see if we needed help instead of driving away.
It has been bothering me that I had no way to contact you and tell you that you didn't kill him.My neighbors were shocked he survived with how ugly it looked, but he is too stubborn to die and he has more

6 TOP RAMEN CHICKEN FLAVOR PACKETS

Wed, 13 Jan 2016 22:40:00 +0100
I recently finished a 6 pack of Top Ramen Chicken Flavor noodles that someone gave me. I don't eat meat, so I just made vegetarian stock and cooked the noodles in that. I didn't want to throw the flavor packets away because what if someone out there (someone like you!) really loves the Chicken Flavor packets and has always wished for some extra that they didn't have to use to flavor their noodles. . .
TODAY IS YOUR DAY
You can nab these Chicken Flavor packets and use them to flavor popcorn, diff

Looking to pet a sheep

Wed, 06 Jan 2016 05:47:00 +0100
I recently discovered what Mutton Busting is. Basically its like bull riding but they're 7 year olds trying to hold on to a bucking sheep. I however am a 22 year old, 130 lb woman and would probably break a sheep's back and am too afraid to go bull riding.

I do something strange every new year and this year, I want to sit on a sheep. I am disappointed that I missed out on mutton busting as a child but I love animals and sheep are awesome. If anyone in Colorado owns a sheep that wouldn

Ballad of the Little Red La-z-boy recliner

Sun, 03 Jan 2016 00:11:00 +0100
For many years, a loyal friend

a comrade to be sure

to meet -- too soon -- his destined end

would be an adventure

the brave recliner held steadfast

through seasons hot and cold

its battered form more broken in

than dirty, stained or old

but at last the final battle came

the dawn in red engulfed the skies

and down the battered chair did fall

with the mightiest of cri

To the people that gave me Nelly 8 years ago

Tue, 22 Dec 2015 18:18:00 +0100
Good Morning!In 2007, my dog Liddy had been killed after being hit by a car. My lease at the time said "one black dog" so I went to Craigslist to find one black dog. A couple that lived in or around Brighton was giving away a Black Lab/Shepard mix named Nelly because she had developed food aggression issue to other dogs. I loved her and took her home that day. I was young and dumb and irresponsible, but you trusted me enough to let me take her.I just wanted to share that she is now 14 years old,

Free thumbs up!

Mon, 21 Dec 2015 07:02:00 +0100
Here's a free thumbs up for anyone that needs it! (And a kitty too)<>

Human Sized Steel Cage

Fri, 18 Dec 2015 04:15:00 +0100
Whoever responds with the best potential use for this cage will get it free of charge.It is 6'1'' tall by 4x4 base
welded steel
approx 200 Lbs (2 people can easily move it)Pick up Saturday or Sunday in Jack London Area<>

Free Toilet Box - Terrify Children on Christmas

Wed, 16 Dec 2015 15:17:00 +0100
Just installed a new toilet, big sturdy box left. Would be great for moving, but better to put your child's Christmas present inside.Imagine the excitement building with such a huge gift waiting under the tree, only to see it dashed when they rip off the paper and a photo of a potty is on the front.
"We got you a new potty!" you'll exclaim.
Watch their crestfallen face as they try to figure out if this is a trick.
Carry on as long as you like until actually opening the box and revealing their re

Johnson Snowmobile/scooter

Tue, 15 Dec 2015 14:20:00 +0100
Its the perfect snowmobile for this Winter in Minnesota, and you can ride it all year.1972 Johnson Rampage, 8 hp Tecumseh. Scooter <>

Living Elf on the Shelf

Fri, 11 Dec 2015 20:32:00 +0100
For $100/hour I will come to your holiday party dressed as the Elf on the Shelf and sit in any location you assign me while I stare emptily at your guests for the duration of the event.
I specialize in holiday themed events, either yours or an un-expecting friend's, but I also offer contracted private investigation and babysitting services. Please inquire about these rates, as they are negotiable based on the task at hand.
My services have been in high demand this season, so I now require at lea

Baby visiting for the holidays? I GOT YOU COVERED.

Wed, 09 Dec 2015 04:32:00 +0100
My brother and his kids moved down here last year so I went aunt-crazy and bought so.much.stuff. I wanted that squishy little chunk of baby at my house all the time, so I acquired this trove of baby items to accommodate him. Babies are expensive and seriously high maintenence, it was like Vespa in Spaceballs with all the junk we had to haul with us everywhere. "It's my industrial strength diaper wipe warmer and I *CAN'T* live *WITHOUT* it!!" Pain though it was, however, said junk has served me w

Sofa Sleeper Couch Looking For A New Best Friend

Thu, 12 Nov 2015 20:12:00 +0100
Sofa Sleeper Couch Looking For A New Best Friend
Hey there... so yeah, my worst fears have been realized. I was kicked out by my best friend this weekend. Him and his girlfriend are moving in together. He broke the news to me over the weekend. She couldn't "bear to part with her couch", so I'm the one that has to move out. I KNEW she felt threatened by me... I could tell the first time she sat on me. So, I'm looking for a new room mate and potential best friend... someone that appreciates what I

Gravely Dog Eater Snowblower Attachment

Tue, 10 Nov 2015 20:17:00 +0100
Used Gravely dog eater snowblower attachment for sale.This is just the attachment, you'll need your own Gravely.
This is a two-stage blower.That means that there are augers that grab snow, ice, pets, twigs and garden hoses into the maw of the machine.The augers spin just fast enough for you to see what is happening, and too fast to do much about it.Then there is a high-speed impeller inside.The impeller chops, slices, dices, purifies, blends, purees and blows it out the top at what seems superso

Roommate Wanted for Large Waterfront Space

Fri, 23 Oct 2015 19:43:00 +0200
Single lady looking for someone to share my spacious waterfront home. With high ceilings and a great location, this place is a dream. I like it so much, I've already stayed much longer than I originally intended. My initial lease was set to end last fall, but now it looks like I'll be finished with this place in 2018 or later. So we've got lots of time to get to know each other!
The unit itself could be described as a daylight apartment; it's technically below the ground, but it gets lots of lig

Large Wooden Viking Ship

Tue, 20 Oct 2015 23:13:00 +0200
I don't have any desire to die in the near future but I would like to be buried in the traditional Viking manner.It doesn't need to be a super old boat because I realize that would be very hard to find given the youth of our nation.However, it does need to be wooden.If you have an awesome rowboat or canoe that's made with reasonably aged wood or wood from overseas, that would suffice.No paddleboats, please.Oars are optional but preferred.Also, it should be delivered by a very tall Nordic man who

Airplane Corvette Custom Project one of a kind

Fri, 16 Oct 2015 15:31:00 +0200
1963 Mooney Airplane on a1984 Corvette stretched frame and suspension with a1998 Dodge V-6 fuel injected engineautomatic transmission
furnished are, all the necessary major components to finish the project ... or .... my shop couldUnusual ... one of a kind
It seem I have come under ridicule for my creation, which is in actuality recycling. The Plane crashed in a field never to fly again and was headed to the scrapyard as was the Vette and Dakota truck. As to me making this thing fly, I believe I

Sled of Death

Thu, 15 Oct 2015 02:39:00 +0200
Free Sled of Death to those who dare!My Son built the Sled for him and his buddies.Dimensions are 22"wide x 60"longYou lay down on it feet first and go down paved streetsHe and his friends are all injured now!For those crazies who dare it is now your turn!>

Hip artist loft in trendy L.E.S.

Mon, 05 Oct 2015 18:51:00 +0200
Love brunch? Totally heart NYC? I have a cozy artist loft available 10/1 in the heart of the edgiest neighborhood in Manhattan. A stones throw from organic grocery stores, the hottest brunch spots and hipster bars.Room includes a window, a door, your very own bathroom and walls dressed with authentic NYC street art. Hot water included. I provide a space heater for the winter months.The photos above would be your bedroom. The neighbors are kind of shitty but you can't beat this price!
The shower

Is your last name BASKERVILLE? We have 2 family histories for you.

Sat, 03 Oct 2015 17:37:00 +0200
Why am I posting this?Just because our donor would probably like a Baskerville to get them. We have two books on the ancestry of people with the last name of Baskerville in the USA.We also have a carved Baskerville sign.

Ask at the register.They will be in the back on the computer desk because their spines are blank and you Baskervilles would never run into them. All you need is proof that you are a Baskerville.

Jefferson Thrift Store

Open Wedn

wanted: 2 acl passes, weekend 2; or 2 any single day passes wkd 2

Fri, 02 Oct 2015 20:02:00 +0200
want passes for at least a day of weekend 2, sunday & saturdayday passes are preferred, but if you have 2 weekend wristbands for sale we'll take those.

prices included but not limited to:

- eternal gratitute

- $$$$ cash money, each of us is willing to spend a chunk of cash. $$$$

- baked goods in the shape of your face

- personal shopper on soco, we'll help you spend all that cash we just gave you

- romantic can

Hey Girl....you need an office? I believe in you

Thu, 01 Oct 2015 23:56:00 +0200
Our professionally appointed offices and executive suites feature:
Welcoming reception area with executive level receptionistFurnished meeting and video conference roomFully stocked kitchenPrinters, fax machines, scanners and copiersMail delivery and package receiptDigital business grade telephone equipmentDaily office cleaning servicesHigh-speed Internet access24/7 availabilityOn-site utilities and maintenance
And much more..
Call Alaina at 555-555-1234 for more info....or stop by 123 Sesame St

Artisan hand-crumpled paper (&moving supplies)

Sat, 26 Sep 2015 20:56:00 +0200
On offer: 30-gallon bags of artisan HAND-CRUMPLED paper, perfect for protecting delicate items during transport. When confronted with an impending move, the artist decisively opted out of the capitalist industrial foam-peanut hegemony and turned her eyes to the overlooked potential of the hard copy mass-dissemination of media, news, and corporate propaganda--back copies of Entertainment Weekly, InStyle, New Scientist, Harpers, et al.
Achieving a flow state unparalleled by her contemporaries, the

200,000 45rpm Phonograph Records.

Fri, 25 Sep 2015 14:04:00 +0200
200,000 45rpm Phonograph Records. Turn Key Operation All 45s are catalogued in Data Base. Sample print out of inventory available. Record Selves are include. For more information please call The Wolf Man$60000.00All items Sold as Found.
Bank Wire Transfer, PayPal or CASH Only!!!Prices subject to change without Notice!!!
AntiquesGame Room Video Game Jukebox Pool Tables Slot Machine Jukebox 45s Record CD music garage sale estate ami Rock ola collectortoy ami retro Seeburg<>

I met you in the rain on the last day of 1972 - m4w

Thu, 24 Sep 2015 20:27:00 +0200
I met you in the rain on the last day of 1972, the same day I resolved to kill myself.
One week prior, at the behest of Richard Nixon and Henry Kissinger, I'd flown four B-52 sorties over Hanoi. I dropped forty-eight bombs. How many homes I destroyed, how many lives I ended, I'll never know. But in the eyes of my superiors, I had served my country honorably, and I was thusly discharged with such distinction.
And so on the morning of that New Year's Eve, I found myself in a barren studio apartmen

Resin money toilet seat

Wed, 23 Sep 2015 20:15:00 +0200
Clear resin toilet seat with money inside.<>

Rents going up? Seeking Male Roommate!

Sun, 20 Sep 2015 19:22:00 +0200
Hello,

I am renting out a room in my house to a single guy.

Why do rents keep going up? Because the need and greed is there, especially in San Francisco.I saw an ad to share a room in SF with 3 other people.All you get is a bunk bed for $1800/mo.I said WTF?......Really. I wonder any takers?And there is takers...SHi*****!

Do you need to save some cash on an apartment?Is an apartment to big for you or you just can't afford an apartment

Weekly paid third spot in tent, Golden Gate Park

Sun, 06 Sep 2015 00:58:00 +0200
$50/week for third spot in tent, now through end of November trial period, Golden Gate Park.
About us: Two working males, one works day shift in service industry, other works night shifts in tech, both of us work part time as paid yelp reviewers for some extra spending money, so yea, we're both career oriented you could say. Looking for a third tent mate who is equally driven to help keep us mentally sharp.About the tent: Second generation, made for two people but one of us is relatively small a

1990 Mazda Miata

Tue, 01 Sep 2015 03:58:00 +0200
1990 Mazda Miata convertiblemade into rat rod. Runs daily, not complete. $1400.00 Hard top sold separate. for more information,call [...] ask for James' Hard top $1500.00>

2011 Lotus T128 Formula 1

Fri, 28 Aug 2015 22:34:00 +0200
I am looking to either sell or trade my authentic 2011 Lotus T128 ex-race car turned show car with a 2013 Caterham body.
This is the newest retired F1 car in the US!Feel free to email me with any questions or trade offers.
This vehicle does not have an engine.
Technical specificationsChassis carbon-fibre and honeycomb composite monocoqueSuspension (front) carbon-fibreSuspension (rear) carbon-fibreTransmission Red Bull Technologies Seven-speed semi-automatic gearbox with reverse gearWeight 640 kg

Cat Circus Looking for a Tour Assistant

Mon, 24 Aug 2015 20:59:00 +0200
Has your dream always been to run away with a cat circus? Then here's the job for you! Samantha Martin and the Acro-Cats are looking for a tour assistant to travel cross-country with a troupe of trained cats (plus a groundhog, a chicken and a few rats) as they purr-form at venues in cities across the United States.Job Requirements:1. Animal care experience - Daily, weekly and monthly cat care duties - including but not limited to general and advanced cleaning and care/welfare of animals and thei

PLEASE BRING BACK OUR STONE WALL - No questions asked

Mon, 24 Aug 2015 01:43:00 +0200
Whether it was a misunderstanding or what, the stone wall was NOT included in the free items offered up on Craigslist.Please bring back the stones and the pillars, as these belong to our landlord, and the wall was of sentimental value.
No questions asked.>

Our Intentional Community is Looking for Members!

Fri, 14 Aug 2015 06:48:00 +0200
Wysdym Yrth is a deliberately-founded, intentionally-minded, socially-radical, sustainably-karmic community with two (2!) currently available rooms.
The rooms:Both are single occupancy only (sorry!) The attic boasts an intact floor, roofing on two sides, and southfacing glassless windows for $700 a month. The studio is a cozy 5 X 3 space located beneath the attic stairs for $400 a month. We also have a 1974 Chevy Nova parked in the garden, the trunk of which will be available for sublease in Jun

Seeking Rare Pepe Trader - Third Roommate / Apt Wanted

Thu, 13 Aug 2015 07:38:00 +0200
Hello peeps,
My roommate and I are breaking up with our old spot (It's us, not them) and have decided to start anew in the Wicker Park/Bucktown/Humboldt Park area. But...we have yet to find a place.
We're searching for a third person to join in our quest so that we can find our grail.We're not too concerned about locating a new spot, we just need someone else to cement the plans (so we know what we're looking for).
A little bit about us:
We're both relatively outgoing people, and very easy to ge

Petsmart, what the fuck

Fri, 07 Aug 2015 14:43:00 +0200
Okay. You caught me. I'm absolutely livid right now. I went into a local Petsmart to pick out a betta fish and asked the person there, "hey which one has been here the longest?". Associate didn't even have to guess or think about this shit. I was handed a very dull-yellow colored betta. "Here. He's been here for a long time because everyone thinks he's ugly." My heart fucking broke, Petsmart. It fucking broke. I took this fish up to the counter with water so dirty you could barely even see the f

1995 Jeep Grand Cherokee 134k miles

Tue, 04 Aug 2015 23:43:00 +0200
1995 Jeep Grand Cherokee Special Edition.5.2 V8. 134k miles. Runs great with tons of features like a non-working stereo, so you can spend quality time talking to your passenger and a non-working Ac/Heater so you can roll down your windows and enjoy the outdoors.Lights! The lights work. I think that's pretty standard amongst most cars but I thought I should mention it anyway.Small oil leak, but did I mention it runs great? If I forgot to mention that well, it runs great! I regularly drive it to a

Mutt Cutts Chop Top Shaggin Waggin

Tue, 04 Aug 2015 23:06:00 +0200
Are you sick and tired of eking your way through life? Are you sick and tired of being a nobody? Well listen up here all you pumpkin pie hair cutted freaks! The one and only mutt cutts chop top can now be yours for the takin!
Take your pooch grooming business to the next level with this 84 sheep dog. Shoot your boss my be so impressed with your new whip he might give you that christmas bonus early you can finally start up your own pet store selling worm farms.
Looking for a ride down to the dese

Found Visa Gold Card

Tue, 04 Aug 2015 17:13:00 +0200
Hello Jonathan, I went to use the ATM at Bank Of the West downtown and when I walked up the machine displayed would you like another transaction, I said no and your Visa Gold Card spit out!If you are still missing it, I turned it in to the Bank branch! Your Welcome! :)Your lucky day!

Thai Dancer of Masculinity

Sun, 26 Jul 2015 20:11:00 +0200
Stop and wonder; rest and behold the thai dancer of masculinity. Look into his eyes. He is the one you've been waiting for, the one you know has been missing from your life since you lost your innocence as a child.He will restore you. He will heal you. He will look into your soul and assuage that pain.Stop and wonder. Behold how he is smiling upon you.Behold his posterior, slightly too wide for a man's, with a dress that says "Yes, I'm so comfortable with my masculinity that I can make this dres

Free semi chewed up chair

Mon, 20 Jul 2015 18:14:00 +0200
My dog ate part of my chair and he doesn't seem sorry about it. The chair works fine if you throw a blanket over the hole. Naughty dog not included<>

We Hooked Up. It Broke. Baby On the Way. - w4m

Tue, 14 Jul 2015 04:55:00 +0200
If you want to be in the child's life it will be born soon. I hope you will. I am Mexican-American. 5'4'' 100 lbs when we screwed.You told me you wore a business entrepeneur.I tried to draw you. I'm no police sketch artist, but I think the resemblance is there.You are Middle Eastern. Tallish. Had about a 6 and a half inch dick. We had sex 3 times. Then you disappeared.If anybody from the village area recognized this man let him no he has baby son coming.<>

Free to good home - one shitty Roomba

Wed, 08 Jul 2015 17:09:00 +0200
Actually, the Roomba works great. Unfortunately one of my dogs decided to drop a freshy in the middle of the kitchen floor and said Roomba decided to track it all over the house.
If you are brave enough to clean it, it's yours.
Also pictured are the offending dogs, which for the time being, are not free to a good home, only because I am not mad at them anymore.
*Battery not included<>

PORSCHE 917 RACE CAR LOOK-ALIKE

Mon, 15 Jun 2015 20:58:00 +0200
More or less 10 years ago, my brother and I came across a Laser 917 kit car body in very nice condition at an auto swap meet. (Laser 917s were used in the 1977 "Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo" movie.) We couldn't help ourselves. We bought it. The body sat around for about a year. One afternoon, we decided, "What the hell, let's have a go at building something from it." The result, after another couple of years, is the car you see in the pictures above.
We chose, since it's based on a VW chassis, to

Giant Rideable T-Rex Art Bike

Sat, 13 Jun 2015 19:41:00 +0200
Presenting your chance to be the proud owner of the only dinosaur skeleton that has been reanimated through the mysteries of science and technology. She is a beautiful fosillized juvenile Tyrannosaurus Rex who now consents for me to harness and ride her in parades and other special events.She's a bit difficult to handle, but she's never attacked anyone in the crowds that form whenever I take her out of the warehouse where she lives. (unlike her cousin from Jurassic Park) I labored for many month

FREE CAT-SHAPED ASPIC IN NEED OF GOOD HOME ASAP

Sat, 30 May 2015 04:09:00 +0200
Today, we made a tuna aspic in a cat form for our food blog. We have no way of eating all of it. We would love to give it to a caring home. This is really not a joke. We don't want to waste perfectly good food.<>

Free oak wood

Fri, 29 May 2015 03:18:00 +0200
I have an oak tree I had cut down. I didn't want to pay extra to haul it off, thinking one of you would like to have this incredible trunk for your sawmill. I won't charge you a nickel, and I will even help you load it. Don't miss this opportunity to get some awesome, FREE wood.Thanks.<>

What Could Have Been, Kevin (if you weren't a douchebag) - w4m

Tue, 26 May 2015 03:57:00 +0200
Me: Classically beautiful near-runway model with the grace of a dancer and the laugh of a fairy, who inadvertently left her iPhone in the backseat of an Uber while in a sushi-hurry.
You: Untraditionally handsome, bespectacled, sharp-nosed man's man who found my iPhone in the back of your Uber 2 minutes later on your way home. Your name is Kevin.
Me: A desperately hopeful optimist, confused at why you would answer my misplaced iPhone and give me your address as we made arrangements for me to pick

1991 GEO TRACKER BATMOBILE

Wed, 20 May 2015 02:40:00 +0200
ONE OF A KIND CUSTOMIZE GEO TRACKER/ BATMOBILE. THE CAR HAS 125,328 ORIGINAL MILES.AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION, 4 WHEEL DRIVE , 4 CYCLINDER. CAR RUNS GREAT, EVERYTHING WORKS ON IT TOO.ROOF COMES OFF TO MAKE IT A CONVERTIBLE. MANY LED LIGHTS ON THE BACK OF IT. IT TOOK A LOT OF TIME AND MANPOWER TO CREATE THIS CAR, OVER A YEAR MAKING IT. COULD NEVER GET PAID ENOUGH FOR ALL THE TIME AND HARD WORK IT TOOK. ALSO, HAS GOOD TIRES AND CHROME MAG WHEELS. JUST VIEW THE PICTURES AND YOU'LL KNOW WHAT I MEAN. FEE

FORT KICK-ASS

Fri, 08 May 2015 19:08:00 +0200
MY GIRLFRIEND SAID SHE WANTED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT ME BEING TOO CHILDISH, BUT SHE DIDN'T KNOW THE PASSWORD TO GET IN.
SO SPACE IS NOW AVAILABLE....
FORT FEATURES WIFI & A GREAT VIEW OF THE TV FOR NETFLIXSET UP IN THE CORNER, SO ITS ALWAYS 90 DEGREES INSIDE.HAS BIG FUZZY GUARD DOG FOR SECURITY. UNLESS YOU HAVE PIZZA. THEN HES WORTHLESS.
NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (unless you have pizza)RESPOND WITH YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY CHARACTER IN THE SUBJECT.NAME ALL 151 ORIGINAL POKEMON, AND D

scorps n t-rants! FREE!

Sat, 25 Apr 2015 23:37:00 +0200
Got about 15 scorps and 15 t-rants that I've collected in secret over the past decade. My father just found out about them and some of my other secret stuff I had buried in the yard while he was tilling the soil. He said I had 72 hours to get them off of his property before they hatched so I'm looking to get rid of these mint condition arachnid specimens ASAP. I encased these bugs in polished hot glue myself and each one is guaranteed to last a few more years if kept in a locked box and burried

Guitar/kindling

Thu, 09 Apr 2015 05:56:00 +0200
So, I got hosed down by the whole late-night-infomerical-selling-crap-for-way-too-much-money thing.Don't laugh, there's a lot of idiots out here, like me, who can't wait to spend my meager finances on something guaranteed to make me a star overnight.
Big bucks, big hype and big remorse.That star thing?Not quite yet.
I fell hard for the acoustic 'king-of-hype,' the self-proclaimed 'six-string diety' .......the legendary Esteban.
The shades, the jingly bling, the gravelly voice, the smoove and the

troll doll idol (zen as fug)

Fri, 27 Mar 2015 07:06:00 +0100
What's it like to be weightless? Rare opportunity to own a piece of meta history. Feel the rythym, feel the ride, lets get going it's Bobsledding time. Troll is approx 5ft tall by 3ft wide by 4ft deep. Troll is throwing a double shocker while wearing accesorizable cactus peace sign necklace, wear it to a party! Troll only attracts good vibes.Will require a truck to pick up.<>

Speakers for a Sociopath

Tue, 24 Mar 2015 17:11:00 +0100
Are you single? Family and friend free? Scorned by your neighbors? Now you can be! Alienate them completely by playing your shitty mixtape at full volume all the fucking time.Sick of the neighbor kid who plays the same shitty top-40 R&B mix tape every morning at 6 when she (or he, I'm not sexist) wakes up for school? Fulfill your fantasies of becoming a modern day Marquis de Sade and blast Canadian Superstar Raffi's hit single, Bananaphone, straight through their skulls at 3AM until they beg

Procrastination Station

Mon, 23 Mar 2015 22:18:00 +0100
Are you in need of a designated area at which to not do the things in your life that need doing? Boy, are you in luck. In addition to the standard desk features like top, bottom, and sides, this particular command center comes equipped with a built-in excuse feature. The Bottomless Drawer is guaranteed to lose bills you can't afford, homework you don't understand, and divorce papers you aren't ready to sign. The other drawers are perfect for hoarding popped bubble wrap, bent paperclips, fast foo

IMCA registered unicorn mare

Sat, 21 Mar 2015 05:18:00 +0100
5 year old white unicorn mare, broke to ride, some trail experience. Friendly with humans and dogs, should be kept separate from horses because they get jealous. International Mythical Creatures Association registration parchment scroll on hand, can only be read under the light of a full moon so come on the 18th. Poops some glitter, mostly just poop though.Serious inquiries only, please.<>

MCLB contract workers off the job again - WALB-TV

Tue, 27 Jan 2015 22:14:57 +0100
MCLB contract workers off the job again
WALB-TV
The $8.5 million contract, awarded to Prime Tech International, Inc. on Dec 23, encompasses areas of inventory management and control, serialization, general warehousing, storage, tactical vehicle maintenance, kitting, marking and labeling equipment, ...

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Deal: Tyson Foods to create 500 jobs in Dooly County - WALB-TV

Tue, 27 Jan 2015 14:08:20 +0100
Deal: Tyson Foods to create 500 jobs in Dooly County
WALB-TV
Nathan Deal today announced that Tyson Foods, Inc., one of the world's largest producers of chicken, beef, pork and prepared foods,will expand in Vienna, creating 500 jobs and investing $110 million over the next year. "Tyson Foods' decision to expand ...

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Roadie raises $10M and launches its peer to peer delivery network - VentureBeat

Tue, 27 Jan 2015 12:01:21 +0100
VentureBeat
Roadie raises $10M and launches its peer to peer delivery network
VentureBeat
Gorlin said he envisions the app being used to move fragile antiques or anything you find on Craiglist. At the very least, the ... Other investors include Eric Schmidt's TommorowVentures, Warren Stephens of Stephens Inc., and Square cofounder Jim McKelvey.

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Amorous New Yorkers seek 'blizzard buddies' - ABC15 Arizona

Mon, 26 Jan 2015 21:50:27 +0100
ABC15 Arizona
Amorous New Yorkers seek 'blizzard buddies'
ABC15 Arizona
A search of Craiglist's recent personal ads for "snow" or "blizzard" turns up scores of New York-area listings -- many not safe for work -- from city dwellers looking for someone to hook up with while the storm rages outside. "Seeking snuggle buddy for ...

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Chipotle application goes mobile to attract job seekers - TechTarget

Tue, 30 Dec 2014 23:04:56 +0100
Chipotle application goes mobile to attract job seekers
TechTarget
Chipotle Mexican Grill is making it easy for people to apply for a job with a mobile device. The fast-casual dining chain in early October launched a cloud platform from Jibe Inc. that lets job hopefuls file a Chipotle application with a smartphone or ...

Consumer Watch: How to make holiday gift returns go more smoothly - Chattanooga Times Free Press

Mon, 29 Dec 2014 22:45:07 +0100
Consumer Watch: How to make holiday gift returns go more smoothly
Chattanooga Times Free Press
A lot of stores refuse to take back items that have been opened or appear to be used. If the company's policy prevents this return, suck it up and try to sell it on eBay or Craig's List. 5 Carry your ID to help with returns. Even if you belong to the ...

In hands of MHS grad… Bicycles are blessings - Keizertimes

Mon, 29 Dec 2014 15:10:18 +0100
Keizertimes
In hands of MHS grad… Bicycles are blessings
Keizertimes
He turned to Craiglist for bikes that others were giving away for free and it wasn't long before he'd started up a Facebook page (www.facebook.com/bicyclesareblessings), where he could share his ideas about what he wanted to do. At that point ...

Agnesian HC Volunteers offer scholarships - Fond du Lac Reporter

Mon, 29 Dec 2014 06:15:00 +0100
Fond du Lac Reporter
Agnesian HC Volunteers offer scholarships
Fond du Lac Reporter
Area high school seniors who plan to pursue a career in healthcare are invited to apply for scholarships offered by the Agnesian HealthCare Volunteers at St. Agnes Hospital. Volunteers are offering four $1,000 scholarships to eligible students who ...

TV's 'Screech' charged in Port Washington bar stabbing - The Oshkosh Northwestern

Sun, 28 Dec 2014 05:50:31 +0100
The Oshkosh Northwestern
TV's 'Screech' charged in Port Washington bar stabbing
The Oshkosh Northwestern
Georgia couple missing after answering Craiglist ad. Police are searching for a Georgia couple who went missing on Thursday after ..... USA TODAY. Northwestern Media. © 2015 Northwestern Media, a division of Gannett Satellite Information Network, Inc.

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Hardels paying it forward with hospital gifts - Wausau Daily Herald

Sat, 27 Dec 2014 18:00:59 +0100
Wausau Daily Herald
Hardels paying it forward with hospital gifts
Wausau Daily Herald
Georgia couple missing after answering Craiglist ad. Police are searching for a Georgia couple who went missing on Thursday after they ... USA Today. Daily Herald Media. © 2015 Daily Herald Media, a division of Gannett Satellite Information Network, Inc.

Juliette Sterkens devotes retirement to promoting hearing loops - The Oshkosh Northwestern

Sat, 27 Dec 2014 04:08:27 +0100
The Oshkosh Northwestern
Juliette Sterkens devotes retirement to promoting hearing loops
The Oshkosh Northwestern
Georgia couple missing after answering Craiglist ad. Police are searching for a Georgia couple who went missing on Thursday after .... USA TODAY. Northwestern Media. © 2015 Northwestern Media, a division of Gannett Satellite Information Network, Inc.

Police searching for Madison Craigslist scammer - WISC Madison

Fri, 26 Dec 2014 21:37:51 +0100
Police searching for Madison Craigslist scammer
WISC Madison
The Tennessee man posted jewelry on Craigslist, and using PayPal to secure funds to be transferred from one party to another. The victim said that a seemingly legitimate PayPal page had been created by the suspect so that the victim could receive his ...

Eagles take two games last week - Green Bay Press Gazette

Tue, 23 Dec 2014 06:08:46 +0100
Eagles take two games last week
Green Bay Press Gazette
Friday, Dec. 19. Oconto Falls 39, Menasha 25. OCONTO FALLS – Liz Manns had five 3-pointers to spark Oconto Falls. Menasha…2 9 6 8 — 25. Oconto Falls…6 9 14 10 — 39. M: Carrillo 2, Jones 5, Burow 2, Siegal 5, Jensen 2, Hoekstra 6, Hackbarth 2, ...

Ventura Man, 34, Says He Was Robbed Of 2 iPads From Craigslist 'Buyer' - CBS Local

Sun, 21 Dec 2014 17:48:40 +0100
CBS Local
Ventura Man, 34, Says He Was Robbed Of 2 iPads From Craigslist 'Buyer'
CBS Local
VENTURA (CBSLA.com) — Ventura Police say a 34-year-old man was robbed of two iPads he was trying to sell to an interested “buyer” he met via Craigslist. Police say the victim — Willy Chui — met with the proposed buyer just before 5:30 p.m. in front ...
Robbery ArrestSanta Barbara Edhat

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Creepy Craiglist couch bought for $250 eventually cost family $3000 - wtvr.com

Sat, 20 Dec 2014 01:10:45 +0100
Creepy Craiglist couch bought for $250 eventually cost family $3000
wtvr.com
WEST COLUMBIA, S.C. — A Midland's family says a couch they bought just about a month ago has infested their home with bed bugs. They have a warning about where they bought that couch. They bought it on Craigslist, and with roughly 5,000 pieces of ...

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Couple starts vintage limousine service - Sioux Falls Argus Leader

Fri, 19 Dec 2014 14:48:32 +0100
Sioux Falls Argus Leader
Couple starts vintage limousine service
Sioux Falls Argus Leader
"It's kind of a running joke in our house, because my husband likes to spend a lot of time on Craig's List. He's always looking for that next big thing," Joy Schroeder said. But when Brad Schroeder's searching led him to a 1949 Cadillac limousine ...

Bogus Craigslist Offer Targets Hopeful Renters - KOLO

Fri, 19 Dec 2014 03:23:31 +0100
Bogus Craigslist Offer Targets Hopeful Renters
KOLO
CARSON CITY, NV - If you were looking to rent in Carson City recently, cruising the listings on Craigslist, it's likely a certain listing would catch your eye. A home with a lot going for it. It's close to downtown. It's near a good school. It's in a ...

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Wednesday's PM Hot Clicks: Olivia Munn and Sports - SI.com

Thu, 18 Dec 2014 21:38:09 +0100
SI.com
Wednesday's PM Hot Clicks: Olivia Munn and Sports
SI.com
I spend much of my time searching the SI Vault and portraits are my favorite style of photo. Since it's Throwback Thursday, I decided to pick a random year (1999, in this case) and find the best portraits I could. My three favorites are Peyton Manning ...

Thursday's PM Hot Clicks: Sports Illustrated's Best Portraits of 1999 - SI.com

Thu, 18 Dec 2014 21:38:09 +0100
SI.com
Thursday's PM Hot Clicks: Sports Illustrated's Best Portraits of 1999
SI.com
I spend much of my time searching the SI Vault and portraits are my favorite style of photo. Since it's Throwback Thursday, I decided to pick a random year (1999, in this case) and find the best portraits I could. My three favorites are Peyton Manning ...

Thursday's PM Hot Clicks: Seahawks' Trademark Request... - SI.com

Thu, 18 Dec 2014 21:38:09 +0100
SI.com
Thursday's PM Hot Clicks: Seahawks' Trademark Request...
SI.com
I spend much of my time searching the SI Vault and portraits are my favorite style of photo. Since it's Throwback Thursday, I decided to pick a random year (1999, in this case) and find the best portraits I could. My three favorites are Peyton Manning ...

How The CIA Twisted The Legacy Of A Vietnam War Protest To Justify Torture - Huffington Post

Tue, 16 Dec 2014 19:58:22 +0100
Huffington Post
How The CIA Twisted The Legacy Of A Vietnam War Protest To Justify Torture
Huffington Post
Honolulu, 1971. A diverse group of men and women walk into an office of the Honeywell Corporation to protest the company's manufacture of deadly cluster bombs. They have come to put their bodies in the gears of the war machine. The "Honeywell 8," as ...

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Uber Blocked From Brazil to California as Hurdles Mount - Bloomberg

Wed, 10 Dec 2014 04:12:51 +0100
Bloomberg
Uber Blocked From Brazil to California as Hurdles Mount
Bloomberg
They follow an upswing last week when Uber announced $1.2 billion in new funding at a $40 billion valuation, making it the most highly valued U.S. technology startup with a market capitalization greater than Tesla Motors Inc. and Hertz Global Holdings Inc.

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Packers TDs yield $23K from Sargento for Paul's Pantry - Green Bay Press Gazette

Wed, 10 Dec 2014 00:41:43 +0100
Green Bay Press Gazette
Packers TDs yield $23K from Sargento for Paul's Pantry
Green Bay Press Gazette
Forty-six Green Bay Packers touchdowns are helping a local food pantry feed more than 13,000 people in Brown County. Sargento Foods and the Packers' 12-year-old partnership on Tuesday donated $23,000 to Paul's Pantry in Green Bay. As part of the ...

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Alleged Craiglist Attack Raises Concern - CIproud.com

Tue, 09 Dec 2014 04:48:07 +0100
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Alleged Craiglist Attack Raises Concern
CIproud.com
PEORIA - More than 60-million Americans use Craigslist each month. While its a popular site to find good local deals, it's also a place where a lot of people are finding trouble. An East Peoria man said he was trying to buy a Samsung phone, but the ...

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Man seeking to buy cellphone off Craigslist robbed in Greensboro - Greensboro News & Record

Sat, 06 Dec 2014 13:42:27 +0100
Greensboro News & Record
Man seeking to buy cellphone off Craigslist robbed in Greensboro
Greensboro News & Record
GREENSBORO — A man told officers he was robbed at gunpoint by someone he met on Craigslist and from whom he'd arranged to buy a cellphone, according to a news release from Greensboro police. The robbery occurred shortly before 1 a.m. in the ...

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Report!t Recap — Dec. 5, 2014 - WTNH

Fri, 05 Dec 2014 14:46:31 +0100
Report!t Recap — Dec. 5, 2014
WTNH
And we got a request this week from someone asking us to look into how you can get scammed buying firewood on websites like Craiglist. NEWS8's Erin Logan looked to it. Experts told her it's important to buy from reputable sellers, or you may not get ...

Oshkosh man recovering after 19-pound tumor removed - The Oshkosh Northwestern

Tue, 02 Dec 2014 19:29:17 +0100
The Oshkosh Northwestern
Oshkosh man recovering after 19-pound tumor removed
The Oshkosh Northwestern
Chad Stahl said he felt a lump near his belly button in May and thought it might be a hernia from his job at Alro Steel. It wasn't very painful, more like uncomfortable. The 41-year-old Oshkosh man later learned he not only had a tumor – 19 pounds and ...

Charter school won't open after lies discovered - Rochester Democrat and Chronicle

Tue, 02 Dec 2014 12:58:33 +0100
Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
Charter school won't open after lies discovered
Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
Greater Works Charter School will no longer open in Rochester in 2015, part of the continuing fallout over lies in the resume of its 22-year-old founder. Ted Morris Jr. represented himself to the New York State Education Department as a precocious ...

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Black Friday: Deals aplenty, but shopping blitz is changing - CBS News

Fri, 28 Nov 2014 16:30:33 +0100
Black Friday: Deals aplenty, but shopping blitz is changing
CBS News
2014 CBS Interactive Inc. All Rights Reserved. ... Black Friday is just for those who are going to resell those low price items on Craiglist and Ebay, its not for the majority of consumers that spend their money on goods and services, not to make a ...

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Regents chancellor deflects blame for charter mishap - Rochester Democrat and Chronicle

Wed, 26 Nov 2014 22:13:29 +0100
Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
Regents chancellor deflects blame for charter mishap
Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
He put the board together from Craig's list for goodness sake. The board he assembled took his lead and believed this guy hook, line and sinker. He's a fraud as is the application. This should make one wonder how other charters have been approved.

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Man finds lost dog for sale on Craigslist, woman arrested - WGN-TV

Wed, 26 Nov 2014 18:03:05 +0100
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Man finds lost dog for sale on Craigslist, woman arrested
WGN-TV
But, just when Nikita's owner started losing hope, he says he found another lead in the search for his beloved pet. “It blew me away. Until now, I would have never thought anyone would do that,” Josh King said. Jessica Colleran, 22, of Virginia Beach, ...
What this Virginia woman did to a stranger's lost dog landed her in jailwtvr.com
Man finds his lost dog for sale on CraigslistWISC Madison

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Craigslist felled by hackers - The Hill

Mon, 24 Nov 2014 22:55:40 +0100
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Craigslist felled by hackers
The Hill
Hackers downed the online classifieds site Craigslist Sunday night, making it inaccessible to some and rerouting others to various websites. Craigslist CEO Jim Buckmaster confirmed the cyberattack in a blog post. International tech news site The Next ...
Craigslist website taken down by cyber attackKERO-TV 23

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Why 'help wanted' ad landed Italian restaurant $5K fine - wtvr.com

Mon, 24 Nov 2014 14:47:08 +0100
Why 'help wanted' ad landed Italian restaurant $5K fine
wtvr.com
NEW YORK — Not for an instant did Lara Kineavy think a help wanted ad she posted on Craig's List back in July, would land the restaurant she works for in hot water. “I didn't really think much about it. (I) just put an ad for hostess/coat check. That ...

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Craigslist Fires Back After Government Criticism Over Recalled Products - ABC News

Sat, 22 Nov 2014 01:27:23 +0100
ABC News
Craigslist Fires Back After Government Criticism Over Recalled Products
ABC News
The CEO of Craigslist posted an open letter to a top U.S. government safety official today, saying that while he agrees the consumer product recall system is deeply flawed, he was “dismayed” that the official singled out his company in an ABC News report.
Craigslist Slammed On National TV For Selling Dangerous Recalled ProductsBusiness Insider
Recall Roulette: Pulled items still being sold6abc.com

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Craigslist Slammed On National TV For Selling Dangerous Recalled Products - Business Insider

Fri, 21 Nov 2014 19:13:47 +0100
ABC News
Craigslist Slammed On National TV For Selling Dangerous Recalled Products
Business Insider
An ABC news crew startled Craigslist founder Craig Newmark when they approached him on the street outside his San Francisco home, cameras running, and asked for comment on a big problem with Craiglist. The site was found to be reselling recalled ...
Recall Roulette: Pulled items still being sold6abc.com

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Restaurant owner blasts city fines over single-gender ads - New York Post

Fri, 21 Nov 2014 07:29:34 +0100
New York Post
Restaurant owner blasts city fines over single-gender ads
New York Post
Bruno's Italian eatery, Sistina, was slammed with its own $5,000 fine after a staffer placed an ad on Craigslist for a “hostess.” In 2011, the Windsor, a Greenwich Village sports bar, was fined after a sting by the city Commission on Human Rights ...

Shameless New Dad Uses Craigslist To Try To Hook Up With His Wife's Delivery ... - Huffington Post

Wed, 19 Nov 2014 21:54:10 +0100
Shameless New Dad Uses Craigslist To Try To Hook Up With His Wife's Delivery ...
Huffington Post
Your goals as a dad in the delivery room should be simple: provide emotional support through the labor pains, try not to faint, and cheer your lady on as you prepare to welcome your little human into the world. Oh, and this may seem like a given, but ...

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Suspect in year-long Craiglist iPhone scam arrested - Gwinnettdailypost.com

Tue, 18 Nov 2014 22:46:58 +0100
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Suspect in year-long Craiglist iPhone scam arrested
Gwinnettdailypost.com
#On that date, a Morrow man visited the Best Buy store on Pleasant Hill Drive near Duluth after responding to a Craigslist ad offering 30 Apple iPhones for sale. The Craigslist poster, “Kevin,” reportedly presented himself as a Best Buy employee ...

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This Startup Marries Craiglist Hassle With E-Commerce Waiting - Racked NY

Fri, 14 Nov 2014 20:45:17 +0100
This Startup Marries Craiglist Hassle With E-Commerce Waiting
Racked NY
There's a new way to check out products in person without setting foot in a showroom thanks to SF-based startup Gorilly. The process begins with a search through the platform's database for a product you may want to buy. If something captures your ...

These Mysterious Craigslist Missed Connections Posts Are Actually Ads For ... - Business Insider

Thu, 13 Nov 2014 15:23:59 +0100
These Mysterious Craigslist Missed Connections Posts Are Actually Ads For ...
Business Insider
Earlier this week, two very similar “Missed Connections” personals ads appeared on Craigslist, seeking people out in two different cities. “Black tshirt ordering latte at La Colombe - m4w (Center City),” reads the title of one of the ads, whilst ...

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Craigslist ad leaves family in fear - KOCO Oklahoma City

Tue, 04 Nov 2014 05:51:26 +0100
Craigslist ad leaves family in fear
KOCO Oklahoma City
Almost 50 percent of U.S. covered in snow 16min; 2014 Hottest Year on Record 18min; Secret Service cleans house after scandals 18min. MORE. Advertising. Local Links. KOCO Oklahoma City. © 2015, Ohio/Oklahoma Hearst Television Inc. on behalf of ...

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Teen shot and killed while trying to buy phone off Craiglist in North Carolina - 6abc.com

Wed, 29 Oct 2014 18:20:57 +0100
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Teen shot and killed while trying to buy phone off Craiglist in North Carolina
6abc.com
Police in North Carolina say an 18-year-old was shot and killed while trying to buy an iPhone off Craigslist Tuesday night. It happened around 7:30 p.m. in the 900 block of Pebblestone Drive in Durham. Officers responding to a call about a shooting ...
Teen shot and killed while trying to buy phone off Craigslist in DurhamWTVD-TV

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There Have Been At Least 45 'Craigslist Killings' Since 2009: Report - Huffington Post

Wed, 29 Oct 2014 14:24:09 +0100
There Have Been At Least 45 'Craigslist Killings' Since 2009: Report
Huffington Post
But there is also a darker, more sinister side to the site. Killings connected to Craigslist have peppered news sites since at least 2009, when Philip Markoff, the alleged "Craigslist Killer" was arrested. Markoff was accused of killing Julissa Brisman ...

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Teen shot and killed while trying to buy phone off Craigslist in Durham - WTVD-TV

Wed, 29 Oct 2014 12:40:34 +0100
WTVD-TV
Teen shot and killed while trying to buy phone off Craigslist in Durham
WTVD-TV
Durham police say an 18-year-old was shot and killed while trying to buy an iPhone off of Craigslist Tuesday night. It happened around 7:30 p.m. in the 900 block of Pebblestone Drive. Officers responding to a call about a shooting found two 18-year ...
Teen shot and killed while trying to buy phone off Craiglist in North Carolina6abc.com

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Pittsburg man arrested in Craiglist robbery - Contra Costa Times

Fri, 24 Oct 2014 00:42:30 +0200
Pittsburg man arrested in Craiglist robbery
Contra Costa Times
LAFAYETTE -- A 19-year-old man was arrested Wednesday for allegedly advertising a cell phone for sale on Craigslist and robbing a potential buyer, authorities said. Irving Rosales, of Pittsburg, was arrested on suspicion of robbery and is being held at ...

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Furnish an apartment for under $1000 - KTRK-TV

Wed, 22 Oct 2014 15:08:00 +0200
Furnish an apartment for under $1000
KTRK-TV
With only $1,000, it was not going to be easy, but she turned to Craig's List to find pieces for her place. Her mom helped her in ... While the pair were on a Craig's List run, an owner offered them an old and dusty entertainment center for free. Even ...

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CSUN student killed after selling car on Craig's List - KESQ

Tue, 21 Oct 2014 08:13:30 +0200
KESQ
CSUN student killed after selling car on Craig's List
KESQ
Los Angeles Police said 23-year-old Cal State Northridge student Abdullah Alkadi disappeared last month while showing a prospective buyer the Audi A6 sports car he was selling on Craig's List for more than $30,000. "The investigation determined that ...

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See What Craigslist Looks Like As An Interactive Music Video - Co.Create

Fri, 17 Oct 2014 19:42:56 +0200
Co.Create
See What Craigslist Looks Like As An Interactive Music Video
Co.Create
Is it about life's grand gestures or the little details? Is it about shared experiences or moments enjoyed in solitude? Turns out that the pure essence of the human experience, according to NYC indie artists Superhuman Happiness, can be found on ...

Couple in Craigslist slaying sentenced to life in prison - AOL.com - AOL News

Thu, 18 Sep 2014 19:13:44 +0200
Couple in Craigslist slaying sentenced to life in prison - AOL.com
AOL News
SUNBURY, Pa. (AP) -- A newlywed couple whose Craigslist ad lured a stranger to his death were sentenced Thursday to life in prison without parole by a judge who said their "permanent removal" from society is appropriate. Neither 19-year-old Miranda ...

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Craig's List Ads for Extras - KKTV 11 News

Fri, 12 Sep 2014 01:17:39 +0200
Craig's List Ads for Extras
KKTV 11 News
The Craigslist ads definitely get your attention. Headlines that read: "One day acting openings," "Casting this Monday," "Many roles for film," "Hiring new individuals," and "Touch elbows with celebs." But Craig Young, a Colorado Springs screenwriter ...

Women Seek Fall Boyfriends in Perfect Craigslist Ad - TIME

Wed, 10 Sep 2014 00:41:48 +0200
Women Seek Fall Boyfriends in Perfect Craigslist Ad
TIME
Based on the theory that every fall activity is done better in pairs — apple picking, watching football, coordinating Halloween costumes — two women posted a joke ad on Craigslist about their search for 'fall boyfriends.' Because what better way to ...

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'Fall Boyfriend' Craigslist Ad Helps Women In Their Search For Seasonal Romance - Huffington Post

Tue, 09 Sep 2014 22:12:23 +0200
'Fall Boyfriend' Craigslist Ad Helps Women In Their Search For Seasonal Romance
Huffington Post
In the ad titled "Needed: Fall Boyfriends," posted to the "rants & raves" section of Craigslist's personals on Monday, the "2 smart, funny, attractive girls" declare their intention to say goodbye to summer hookups, and hello to "2 males interested in ...

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Federal Charge Dismissed Against Murder Suspect - WSAZ-TV

Tue, 02 Sep 2014 16:14:44 +0200
Federal Charge Dismissed Against Murder Suspect
WSAZ-TV
Roach told investigators that he met Brown after he replied to a Craigslist Ad. Brown was reported missing on August 10 from her home in Cross Lanes. Her body was found days later along a riverbank in Meigs County, Ohio. Roach was later charged in ...

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New Agency Wants to Turn Every Ugly Craigslist Ad Into a Thing of Beauty - Adweek

Mon, 25 Aug 2014 20:35:15 +0200
Adweek
New Agency Wants to Turn Every Ugly Craigslist Ad Into a Thing of Beauty
Adweek
Craigslist is not a place where you tend to find beautiful, creative, compelling advertising. It's almost all amateur ads, after all, and created within a fairly limiting framework. Still, we've seen what can happen when people do put a little effort ...

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Nonprofit Startup Redesigns Craigslist Ads for Free - Adweek

Fri, 15 Aug 2014 19:24:08 +0200
Adweek
Nonprofit Startup Redesigns Craigslist Ads for Free
Adweek
Ranked as the 10th most-visited U.S. website by Alexa, Craigslist is far and away the top choice for people looking to unload products and sell services online. It counts more than 80 million listings each month across 700-plus local sites worldwide.

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Novi Police Department offers parking lot for Craigslist transactions - WXYZ

Thu, 14 Aug 2014 22:16:29 +0200
WXYZ
Novi Police Department offers parking lot for Craigslist transactions
WXYZ
Copyright 2013 Scripps Media, Inc. All rights reserved. This material may not be ... (WXYZ) - The Novi Police Department has announced that people are welcome to use their parking lot or front lobby for Craigslist transactions. The police say that with ...

Bridesmaid for hire: Woman's Craiglist ad goes viral - MiamiHerald.com

Wed, 06 Aug 2014 14:44:54 +0200
Bridesmaid for hire: Woman's Craiglist ad goes viral
MiamiHerald.com
Worried that one of your bridesmaids won't make it to the church on time? Don't have a free minute to answer those endless pre-wedding email chains created by your maid of honor? Is The Big Day becoming way too big and far too stressful? Jen Glantz has ...

How to Buy a Car on Craigslist Without Getting Scammed - Huffington Post

Thu, 31 Jul 2014 18:30:00 +0200
How to Buy a Car on Craigslist Without Getting Scammed
Huffington Post
My strategy for buying a used car on Craigslist (or from any private buyer): 1. Assume that the person selling the car is a con artist (unless it's a licensed dealer). The vast majority of vehicle fraud is committed by private sellers. Con artists ...

Chinese Mom In LA Posts Craigslist Ad Asking Jeremy Lin To Become Tenant - The Post Game (blog)

Wed, 16 Jul 2014 02:49:56 +0200
Chinese Mom In LA Posts Craigslist Ad Asking Jeremy Lin To Become Tenant
The Post Game (blog)
When Linsanity exploded in the winter of 2012, one of its major story angles was couch-surfing. Jeremy Lin used to crash in the apartments of his brother Josh and Knick teammate Landry Fields, even as he became a cultural phenomenon. It only served to ...

11 REPTILES

Wed, 02 Oct 2013 21:14:00 +0200
Hi,
I am going through a difficult breakup and impulsivelyadopted 16 different types of reptiles over Craiglist.I have made a huge mistake. My roommates are furious.I have 1 ball python, 7 various geckos, a bearded dragon,and 2 red slider turtles.
They are all named "Amanda."
No rehoming fee.Location: fordham
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Un avocat cherche l'amour sur Craiglist ! - Droit-Inc.com

Fri, 29 Apr 2011 19:17:41 +0200
Un avocat cherche l'amour sur Craiglist !
Droit-Inc.com
Entre deux affaires, et lorsqu'il s'abandonne à ses rêveries, l'avocat ne pense qu'à deux choses, nous renseigne Natasha Lydon sur Above the Law. Un, à une stratégie de sortie, deux, à comment rencontrer une belle femme. Faut dire que passer de longues ...

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Mon, 29 Oct 2007 18:39:00 +0100
According to those in the know, the large head stored in the garage of [an Oakland studio] was supposedly used in the "The Humpty Dance" video produced by Digital Underground.I believe it was also used as a prop, probably during shows and concerts, as it is big enough to be a float in the parade and built with storage for stage movement."The Humpty Dance" was a crossover club hit and received much critical acclaim. It was named the 72nd best song of 1980-2005 by Blender Magazine, and one of the

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