• Learn to impersonate Tom Cruise!

    Would you like to wow friends and family with your uncanny Tom Cruise impersonation?<br>
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    Now you can learn how to be Tom Cruise, in just one afternoon! A PROFESSIONAL Tom Cruise impersonator is developing a one-hour crash course where you can learn to do YOUR OWN impression of the TOP GUN star. He needs "beta testers" who are eager to learn the tricks of the Tom-Cruise-impersonator trade.<br>
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    ALL genders/body types/ethnicities are welcome. You don't ha
  • Cadillac DeVille SMOKER!

    Cadillac Deville Smoker<br>
    ONE OF A KIND!!!!!<br>
    This is an custom homemade BBQ trailer grill. 1988 Cadillac Deville Smoker weight 2600 capacity 1300 heavy duty & gagged steel great for parties, weddings or family unions. Has it's own hitch to pull anywhere. Great investment! SERIOUS buyers only!!!<br>
    Thank you!!!!<br>
  • BEER SEEDS

    GROW YOUR OWN BEER GARDEN !<br>
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    Beer seeds available for purchase. SPRING SPECIAL - 10 for $5.00 !<br>
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    Pick-up in Lakewood or shipping available.<br>
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    Email for more info.<br>
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    Have a great day !<br>
    (results not typical but fun to try)<br>
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  • Preds Catfish Thrower Needed (Will Pay)

    Wanted: Catfish Thrower for 5/16 or 5/18 Preds Home Game<br>
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    Background:I unwisely bet against my wise colleagues that if the Preds made it to the 3rd round, I would throw a catfish on the ice.However, when the time came to become an immortal, I backed down and realized I was deathly allergic to catfish - unwilling to make good on the bet and grab the brass ring of celebrity.I was offered a choice:catfish trampstamp, or hire a catfish thrower.I chose the latter.<br>
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  • Free 18' Sailboat

    Free 18' Sailboat. Grandpa was a sailor, missed the open water and so he hired a crane to drop a sailboat in his swimming pool. Time to get the boat out. Free to anyone who can remove the boat without damaging the block wall or landscaping. Serious inquires only. No trailer, no boom, no sails or rigging. Rudder? Yes. Still free. Thank you.<br>
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  • Glorious Starter Potato

    In spring cleaning, I was cleaning out a back cabinet and found a glorious starter potato.I feel sad just chucking him since he has made such an impression in attempt at life and propagation.If you have a yard, or garden, and would be willing to take this glorious plant from my hands, I'd be happy, knowing he is able to live his dreams.<br>
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    I've included photos, to show his gnarly awesomeness, and I hope you can help provide him a great loving home aka fertile soil to grow.<b
  • Does mold turn you on? - w4w

    Do you like to get down and dirty around decay? Do you wanna fuck among some fungi? The title says it all. I'm just a cold babe livin a moldy bedroom lookin for a lady. The jury's out on whether or not this musty love nest might be hazardous, but what's the fun in doin it without a little danger? The mattress isn't directly on the composting carpet so while you won't be manhandling the mildew, you'll still be having sex while swimming in spores.<br>
    You bring a jacket, I'll make a mix tape
  • Overly Aggressive Couch/Futon

    Get this satanic fucking couch out of my home. It's free and has made multiple sexual advances on me at times. There is a spring poking out the one end through the fabric and it will give you dirty looks when you are alone with it. Dry clean only, house broken. Email for mission briefing.<br>
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  • Tomato cages/giant eyeball pokers

    On the strip of grass next to the street, I've put out 4 tomato cages, which you could poke out some serious eyes with, should you so wish.*<br>
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    3 appear to be galvanized steel, the other appears to be rusty.<br>
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    Free for the taking, on the curb.And you don't even have to listen to my Amway sales pitch!<br>
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    I'll remove this ad when they've disappeared.<br>
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    *I do not endorse or recommend poking eyes. Any consequences of eye pokin
  • Looking for Smash hater from 1991 WWF House Show

    Dear sir,<br>
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    You were at this show (which must have been of the last pre-Repo Man performances for Smash) in about 1991 or so; the main event was Ultimate Warrior vs The Undertaker... which roughly lines up with that years Summerslam and the WWF's then-habit of just recycling those main events for months after on house shows.<br>
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    Anyway, Smash was on the card as a low midcarder, having seen the Demolition push completely destroyed by the arrival of LOD/Road War
  • FUNKY LAWN SEX ... (just kidding it's a yard sale)

    Ahhh, Spring in Georgia!The weather is infuriatingly unpredictable, ants are preparing their assaults on our kitchens, and pollen has us by the nads.
    So we're having a yardsale!
    Or really, Mom is having a yard sale and I get to write the CraigsList ad. They used to let me make signs, too, but I kept zoning out and writing "YARD SARD" by accident and wasting all their poster board.
    Seriously, fam...Mom has an entire storage building primarily allocated just for all the crap she doesn't need but r
  • 20 lbs of FREE BACON

    I am a vegan and my (soon to be ex wife) went out and purchased 20 lbs of bacon as some sort of sick joke and I need it out of my fridge TODAY!! I don't want to throw away that much bacon but I will if it's not gone asap. Located in midtown. Call/text for address<br>
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  • Pet Spider

    I'm looking for a new home for my pet spider, it lost its mate and it's been lonely and depressed lately. It's an easy keeper and very quiet. Comes with a cardboard home. Offered to a good home only. Message me if interested.<br>
    FREE TO GOOD HOME.<br>
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  • Curb Alert - if you're lonely

    Curb alert! Saw this little lady hanging out.<br>
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  • Polar Pop cup collection

    I have 1060( close estimate) of42-44 oz Polar Pop cups that I have saved. These are at my office and now my boss has decided I need to get rid of them.I don't need that kind of negativity, but, he is a really cool boss, so I will accommodate.<br>
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    I dunno if someone has ause for them, I mean we made a cool arch way that contains 100 cups to achieve, so, with a 1060, you can make 10 of them for a typical interior door.<br>
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    These are all clean.I would get my daily
  • ANTIQUE DOLL 1800s GERMAN BISQUE SLEEPING EYES Composition Body

    Damaged ANTIQUE DOLL 1800s GERMAN BISQUE SLEEPING EYES Composition Body. Beautiful face. Measures 8-1/2". Back of head damaged ( see pics). Left leg wire hook has come off the string.<br>
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  • Shop truck

    For sale is our shop truck.It used to be a pretty nice truck but now it's not so great.its not so great because I have beaten on it and done zero oil changes since I bought it and because one night some buddies and I got blasted ass drunk and drove it through the field.At one point we jumped it off a deck which tore some front end components off and ripped the steering apart.The hood, grill, and steering parts were replaced and I un wrapped the other front end stuff from around the drive shaft.e
  • 99 (empty) bottles of beer

    I've been collecting 99 unique bottles of beer over the last few years, but I've finally hit my goal and now am ready to pass them along, be it to recycling or to a good home! Bottles are boxed and ready to go when you are.<br>
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    Some possible uses:<br>
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    -If you homebrew and want to bottle your beer - the vast, vast majority are pry-off caps, so easy enough to re-bottle.<br>
    -If you're planning a trip to Michigan and want to get an astounding rate of return o
  • I adopted your dog in 2009 his name was Biscuit.

    In 2009 I adopted a pom mix from a family that lived in Greystone Subdivision in St. Charles. Your daughter was so heart broken but what ever your reasons were you had to re home him so you put an ad on Craigslist and I had responded. You said it was between and someone who maybe wanted to breed him. You chose me!! On Feb 13 2009 I came to your home to pick him up. I promised your daughter I would love him and give him a good life. I promised I would keep you updated on him and fully intended to
  • Hoverboard Kart

    This one-of-a-kind, awesome "Scooter Kart" is sure to be an attention-grabber! Made from an old grocery cart frame, a 2-wheeled self-balancing board, and some ingenuity (lol). Use it to cruise to your favorite fishing hole or campsite, without the hassle of having to lug everything yourself, making trip after trip. To be sold "AS IS". Details:<br>
    --sturdy metal frame<br>
    --(2) rear hard rubber wheels<br>
    --(2) mid-section caster wheels<br>
    --electric
  • VENTRILOQUIST DOLLS

    Howdy Dowdy Charlie McCarthy Danny O'Day Mortimer Snerd Laurel and Hardy Old vintage composition can not receive text on phone check emails twice a day make offers will trade for Godzilla stuff old lunchboxes guitars all most anything<br>
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  • Splorch (Incredibly Rare Adult Novelty Toy)

    Perfect for Easter<br>
    This has never been used in a sexual manner. I understand the awkward nature of this posting so please be mature. This is known as an ovipositor. It shoots ice/gelatin eggs. I purchased item with the intention of using with female partners I had at the time. I do not have them in my life anymore and this never got any use (unrelated). These things are custom made and take several months to arrive at your door. If you like this one you could avoid that process all tog
  • Cards Against Humanity is hiring a CEO!

    Cards Against Humanity, the #1 best-selling party game, is hiring a new CEO!
    Let's face it: we have no idea what we're doing. This year, we wasted an enormous amount of time and 
energy trying to get Hillary Clinton elected President, and on Black Friday we dug a huge hole in the 
ground because we wanted to find out if it would be funny. It's been a great run, but now it's time 
for real adult leadership.Requirements
    We are seeking a highly qualified executive to run our compa
  • Condoms &amp; Bread - w4m

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    You left your 36 value pack of condoms and your organic multi grain whole wheat bread at my Farmers Market table this past Saturday (1/14.) You included the receipt for the condoms, which both shocked and delighted me. I really had no idea condoms were this expensive. Shocked because, although these look like really good ones, they set you back almost 40 bucks!Delighted because if no one claims them, I'm exchanging them for 4 tubes of Maybeline Great Lash Mascaras (a tru
  • 1 OF A KIND CUSTOM METALLICA PARTY VAN 1974 CHEVY G10,HIT THE LIGHTS

    HAVE MORE FUN THAN ANYBODY AT BARRETT-JACKSON!INTERNATIONAL BUYERS WELCOME! PLEASE CALL ME AT ... WITH ANY QUESTIONS. METALLICA!!!! So you say you are a big fan of one of the greatest Heavy Metal bands in history?James Hetfield, Kirk Hammett, Cliff Burton, Jason Newsted, and Lars Ulrich (sorry Mustaine but you bug and Trujillo you got to the party late) need no introduction for the legends in Metal that they are.How can you not want to be cruising HIT THE LIGHTS around Hollywood?MOBILE MEDICA
  • Dolly Parton Pinball mahine

    1978 Bally, Dolly Parton pinball machine. Works great, disassembled ready for pickup Good back glass good field. $750.00 CASH<br>
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  • Subaru Volkswagen Car Invention/Functioning

    This is a Subaru Volkswagen Car Invention.It is a functioning vehicle.It has two engines, one in the front and one in the back.They both function.The asking price is $7,000 or best offer.<br>
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    The front half is a 1985 Subaru GL 4 cylinders.The back end is a 1973 Volkswagen Beetle 4 cylinders.<br>
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    Esta es una invencion.Es un Subaru Volkswagen.El vehiculo si funciona.Tiene dos motores, uno al frente y una atras.Los dos funcionan.El precio es $7,000 o mej
  • Used Bernie 2016 blue bumper sticker (with free 2005 Ford Explorer)

    For sale is a lightly used "Bernie 2016" blue bumper sticker. There is a 2005 Ford Explorer attached to the sticker which I will include free of charge. <br>
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    Clean all around and in overall great shape, there is some minor body damage (pictured) on the left side of the sticker. This authentic campaign original in 'powder blue' was seen all over the United States throughout the spring of this year before becoming a rare collectors item in mid July.<br>
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  • 1980 Electric Car

    This is a 48 volt factor City Commuta Car, drives and rides nice.Its comparable in speed to a electric golf cart, would work well in town commutes, and short town commutes.I need no help selling this electric car.
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  • Giant Ugg Boot? Giant Ugg Boot.

    Tired of all the other basics showing you up style wise when you go home for thanksgiving? Kick em in the face.....with fashion. This giant ugg style boot is robustly built and can handle more pumpkin spice induced diabeetus than the fine folks at Liberty Medical and Wilford Brimely himself! will know what to do with. <br>
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    Now I know what you are thinking "What sort of things can I do with this boot??!!!" Fear not, this boot is both stylish and versatile. maybe your ca
  • CANADIAN LESSONS! Are you American and moving to Canada?

    Trump was elected president.<br>
    We're sorry.<br>
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    After the election, the Canadian immigration website crashed.<br>
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    If you're one of the many Americans planning to convert to Canadianism, I can help you get integrated quickly and smoothly by offering my tutoring services to help you become one of us.<br>
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    I've got approx. 23+ years of experience and charge $30/hour (Canadian dollars. First lesson: One CAD = 0.75 USD) so basically, that's a
  • Minion!

    Handmade Minion fire pit.30" tall, with poker and pick.$225 or interesting trades.Mostly interested in tools, hand held man toys and automotive/motorcycle related things, but willing to look at anything.<br>
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  • Free Homemade X-Wing Fighter Shell for Wheelchair

    My son had broken his leg and had to be in a wheelchair for a few weeks (including Halloween). I made a simple X-wing fighter shell that fit over his wheelchair.<br>
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    If anyone has a child in a wheelchair that might like wheeling around in a X-wing, you are welcome to come and take the X-wing. It has 2 main parts. The wingspan is pretty big....so you would need a van with the seats down to be able to take it.<br>
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    This was made to fit the Drive Medical BLS18FBD-EL
  • Fall In Love With Me/The All Mixed Up - w4m

    I was looking for blank cassette tapes at the thrift store to make some mix tape of my own when I found yours.<br>
    Labeled only on the tape itself, The All Mixed Up on one side and Fall In Love With Me on the other. Non descriptive J Card.<br>
    These are the kind of thrift store finds I always dream of. I bought your mix tape plus a blank one for a dollar and went on my way.<br>
    I figured I'd at least have a cool story to tell my friends if it all went badly, but never expected
  • Tauntaun Snowmobile!

    Selling a one-of-a-kind, never been seen before, work of art. And it's FAST! I've had it up to 70mph and was afraid to go any more. I call it Tauntaun, after the snow lizard in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back. <br>
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    The "fake" fur has been coated with silicone to help repel water. The SLP pipes were painted to resemble internal organs. It smokes a little at start up until it gets warm, but it always starts up, even when it's been sitting for months! Selling it becaus
  • Vader Custom Fire Pit

    Vader Fire Pit! See flames at night in eyes and mask. 44 Wide x 54 Tall approximately (Not including smoke stack). Outside use only. Delivery available. Mask opens to load wood. Door opening 24 wide x 12 Tall. See on website @ stateofthearcmetalwork.com.<br>
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  • Vintage, Artisinal Telephones

    These vintage phones were handused in Austin, Texas at a boutique call center. These classic communication devices come complete with a curly accent cord and collector's edition taupe plastic finish. The phones have a finely aged yellow patina from 24-hour fluorescent light exposure over the past 25 years.<br>
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    For the past six months, these artisinal communication devices have been on display in a art piece entitled "Mass Communication" at the prestigious Hastings Gall
  • Starship Enterprise Model

    Special unique version of the Starship Enterprise.<br>
    Size is 15 feet by 5 feet.<br>
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    $25k plus shipping.<br>
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    Bob<br>
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    LIVE LONG AND PROSPER.<br>
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    captain kirk, trekkie, star wars, models, space ships<br>
    star wars, enterprise, rocket models,millennium falcon, vador<br>
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  • Wanna put my tender heart in a blender

    Never date a corporate lawyer. Here's how it goes. You match him on Tinder and give him a chance even though he ghosted you after one date. You never get an explanation for this beyond "I was looking for something specific," which sounds like another lawyer or some Woody Allenesque waif-bot, but most Brooklyn dudes want that, so fuck it. He has nice hair. He apologizes, claims to hate True Detective, and laughs at all your jokes.<br>
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    He's kind. Not like other corporate
  • Your dick pic cured my breast cancer - w4m

    I met you in the cafeteria about a week ago at the University of Chicago Medical Center.<br>
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    We struck up a conversation about chemotherapy and insurance premiums.You spoke of your ailment of having crohn's disease and I spoke of my battle with breast cancer.You were slightly taller than me and had a sleeve arm tattoo which I admitted liking...<br>
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    While we were talking, I began to tear up while informing you that my prognosis was elevated to stage 3 and that st
  • camouflage truck $1800 obo.

    1984 Chevy shorted in great shape with a perfect camouflaged paintjob. 4 wheel drive like new interior,very clean windows. low miles.<br>
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  • PROFESSIONAL POKEMON GO TRAINER $20/hr

    About me: Also known as 'Golbat-chan' on sites like 4chan and imgur, I am a 24-year-old lifelong Pokemon enthusiast who wants to help YOU become the very best.My services are simple: I will walk around in 1-4 hour shifts signed in to your account capturing every single Pokemon I come into contact with, activating every Poke Stop I pass and walking nonstop to help hatch your eggs. I'll even send you hourly updates while you're at work/class/on a hot date informing you of any really exciting thing
  • Handsome officer (Grapevine) - w4m

    To the Handsome Police officer that pulled me over trying to catch Pokemon at 2 in the morning. I just want to say, you are gorgeous, that is all.<br>
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  • Basically 2 studio apartmints

    Employed or students.<br>
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    I have no use for the 2 up stairs rooms except to rent them as studios. 12x14 south side studio with sunny balcony, 140 degree view of the sky, partial view of snow capped mountains. The 10x14 west side studio can be used as a sun tan room, view of cross streets, large closets. 2 bedroom, 1 1/2 bathapartmint that I'm leasing long term. South side studio is rented, UNR graduate, male.<br>
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    Studios are unfurnished except for kitchen applia
  • Immaculate Produce at Trader Joe's 6/26 - w4m

    I was the blue-eyed brunette in black leggings who asked you if Trader Joe's was still selling collard greens on Sunday, June 26. While you checked in the back, I texted my roommate about the "adorable produce guy at TJs". You reported back to me the bad news; then while I decided on my alternate, you arranged all those greens - the kale, the romaine, the spinach, the micro-greens - in the most immaculate formation I have seen. It was artistry of the type I see in pine cones. When I fi
  • 2012 Kia Sorento EX with the soul of a Ferrari and built by craftsmen

    What happens when ex-Ferrari F1 engineers toss back a few beers with ex-Rolls-Royce craftsmen? They create the 2012 Kia Sorento EX. But wait, before you continue reading, you need to ask yourself . . .<br>
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    Why wouldn't you want to replicate the feeling of riding on a majestic dual-horned unicorn? <br>
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    Now, be warned, this beast is not for everyone. If you're a guy or gal that can handle Kardashian levels of attention from the paparazzi as you drive around your n
  • Three Wheeled Car

    Radically customized '27 Dodge.All metal, powered by a '96 Geo Metro automatic, 4 cyl, 3 speed. Gets mid to upper 30 MPG. Power seats, AC, heater, convertible top, working fold out windshield & cowl vent, daylight running lights. Pinky has been an excellent ministry tool for us and our hope is she can continue as such.Call & let's negotiate.<br>
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  • REALDOLL- STOLEN- CAMPUS PUB/JIMS PARKING LOT

    I was at Campus Pub/Jims, showing off my RealDoll.I was a tad hammered that night.I must have let 2 guys show the doll to one of their friends, & they didn't come back before closing time.I don't remember their exact names (& neither do my friends unfortunately), but I do recall two faces, 2 white males.The original idea for this was to be my up & coming post grunge band's stage mascot.I was in the process of recruiting additional members for our band.A police report has been filed w
  • Nigel is looking to score - I'm looking to adopt

    My crested gecko Nigel needs the love of a good woman. It is preferable that said woman is also a gecko (not that he's closed minded, I just don't see how it would work any other way).<br>
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    His life is a lonely one. Abandoned at a young age by his previous master, forced to wander alone in the wilderness before being rescued by me (actually I just carried him from his old house to my car in a small bowl. Not really a bowl I guess, it was more of a tupperware kind of thing. The ki
  • spider float or yard decoration

    Requires assembly. You Pick Up!I need the space!<br>
    This was used in approximately 4 parades. It has been stored indoors, for a couple of years. Needs wheels for parade , or used asstationary halloween decor.<br>
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27 Jul 2017